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Dateable Apes (King Of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters reviewed by Chelsea Finlayson)

Ep. 66

Some scientists made a bunch of bonobos have a tea party. The scientific implications are staggering. We also discuss the most dateable apes, Michael Jackson, and special guest Chelsea Finlayson gives a detailed and nuanced review of the 2007 documentary King Of Kong: A Fistful Of Quarters.

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