Antics With Ash

Don't you just hate it when you get up in the morning, feeling all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, only for your fitness watch/ring/jockstrap to tell you you've had the worst night's sleep in the history of all mankind and you might as well just go and lie down in a shallow grave? Us too, and we've had enough!There's also much to hanker on regarding Jack's Guinness World Record success at Pitbull, and Ash has some animal theories that really should be studied/ignored.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow

ME DON'T WANT TO PLAY NO CAT AND MOUSE WITH YOUR SWEET TREATS.Jack and Ash have hankered on many topics, but the subject of sweet treats is one that turns out to provoke A LOT of strong opinions, like "Almond milk is for punks" and "Marzipan is a friend to no man".Talking of things small and delicious, Ash has been having steamy dreams about Timothée Chalamet, while Jack has finally figured out what his biggest bugbear is.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow

Jack and Ash are experiencing World Cup fever, with a particular interest in what should be worn at the pub and how to really nail the definition of the off-side rule. There's also plenty of random hankers on whether Ash should shave her head, pan flute dolls, and Jack's depressing visit to a strip club.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow

What's worse: not knowing when to use 'there' and 'their' or constantly leaving your phone lying around expecting other people to look after it? Answer: they're both as bad as each other, and poor Jack is constantly having to deal with both of them.There's also much to hanker on regarding why people can't speak on the phone anymore, the nine-toed phenomenon, and the fact that Ash is related to one of the Suffragettes.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Oh... AND WE'RE PLAYING A LIVE SHOW!Come and hanker down with us at The Hackney Empire, London on Saturday, 19th of September 2026!Patreon Paid Members Ticket Pre-Sale: 10am, Tuesday, 30th of June.General Ticket Sale: 10am, Wednesday, 1st of July.Tickets will be available at:https://www.hackneyempire.co.uk/events/the-jack-ash-show-liveNot a member yet? Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow

There's much to hanker on after an amayszing time at Primavera, but it wasn't all sunshine and mii miii's...Ash had a journey home so full of moroseness that she was basically stuck in an infinite jive for 12 hours, whereas Jack found himself being blown around Barcelona like a Chocolonely wrapper in the breeze looking for somewhere to rest his beautiful head.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow

There's a spooky hanker in the air... Horror films, Basque Cheesecakes, Dominatrices - it doesn't bear!Jack, fresh from sampling the delights of the Dutch, has come back feeling a little strange after accidentally revisiting a nightclub that changed him for life. While Ash has found her old yearbook from school, which raises more questions than it answers.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow

After last week's X Factor-shaped cliffhanger, Jack and Ash have come armed with the final part of the saga... For now...There are also big revelations to hanker on, including being a petri dish baby, being a dirty bestest friend, and what happened when Ash got robbed at a service station?Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow

How did Jack and Ash actually meet? It's time for the origin story of all origin stories...From nerve-wracking X Factor auditions and bootcamp blues to backstage dramas and tabloid intrigue, this is a tale of woe, plot twists, and high-waisted trousers..Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow