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EXPECTED OWN GOALS: USWNT vs. Brazil Recap — Put Some Icy Hot on Those Red Cards!
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Emma Hayes wanted the USWNT to experience the cauldron of playing Brazil in Brazil, and boy did she get her wish. A split decision across two games in front of nearly 90,000 total fans taught us a lot about where both sides are a year from the World Cup, but much of that will be overshadowed by the red card bonanza toward the end of the second match on Tuesday. The guys wade through the detritus to see how the U.S. adapted from their 2-1 loss in São Paulo to their 1-0 victory in Fortaleza.
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EXPECTED OWN GOALS: The NWSL Summer Break "Are They Real?" Draft, with Sara Ach & Arianna Cascone!
01:52:24|Join our Patreon for only $6/month to get more bonus content like this!Get our limited-edition scarves and more merch at the xOG store now! Now that the first third of the NWSL season is in the books—and teams are taking the next month off from competition—we thought it was a great time to take stock of what's happened, and to try and figure out which teams area legit and which ones are frauds. Joining us for the inaugural xOG Are They Real? Draft, our faves Sara Ach and Arianna Cascone stopped by to help us out. This one got spicy with takes! Probably the most fun episode we've had in awhile! Like & subscribe to our YouTube page and watch the first volume of our Anatomy of series!Follow us on TikTok and InstagramDid we make an own goal? E-mail us at xog@xowngoals.comArt by Eli ElbogenMusic by Devin Drobka's Bell Dance Songs
EXPECTED OWN GOALS: NWSL Game of the Week — San Diego Wave and Orlando Pride Play to Type
21:36|Join our Patreon for only $6/month to get more bonus content like this!Get our limited-edition scarves and more merch at the xOG store now! It wasn't the most scintillating of affairs, but the San Diego Wave and Orlando Pride showed us who they really were over the weekend, as Orlando eked out a 1-0 victory on the road at Snapdragon Stadium. Is containing Barbra Banda enough for a team who want to be the protagonists? Can Orlando muster anything going forward that doesn't involve Banda? Does it matter? The guys unpack two very good but often frustrating squads. Like & subscribe to our YouTube page and watch the first volume of our Anatomy of series!Follow us on TikTok and InstagramDid we make an own goal? E-mail us at xog@xowngoals.comArt by Eli ElbogenMusic by Devin Drobka's Bell Dance Songs
EXPECTED OWN GOALS: NWSL Week 9 Whiparound — Kansas City Current Surge, Angel City Frustrate
31:37|Join our Patreon for only $6/month to get more bonus content like this!Get our limited-edition scarves and more merch at the xOG store now! On this week's whiparound, we muse over every game getting a goal or a red card before the 20th minute. A vibe shift was afoot! Mostly bad games resulted. Houston and Chicago snatched one, while Seattle can breathe a sigh of relief. Will Louisville ever look right again? The guys figure it all out! Like & subscribe to our YouTube page and watch the first volume of our Anatomy of series!Follow us on TikTok and InstagramDid we make an own goal? E-mail us at xog@xowngoals.comArt by Eli ElbogenMusic by Devin Drobka's Bell Dance Songs
EXPECTED OWN GOALS: NWSL Game of the Week — North Carolina Courage Wipe the Floor with Chicago Stars FC
21:53|Get our limited-edition scarves and more merch at the xOG store now!Join our Patreon for only $6/month to get exclusive bonus content!The North Carolina Courage thrashed the Chicago Stars at home. On the one hand, Mallory Swanson is back! On the other hand, the Courage look like the real deal. The guys talk through Chicago's woes, and what makes the Courage so special this year.Like & subscribe to our YouTube page and watch the first volume of our Anatomy of series!Follow us on TikTok and InstagramDid we make an own goal? E-mail us at xog@xowngoals.comArt by Eli ElbogenMusic by Devin Drobka's Bell Dance Songs
EXPECTED OWN GOALS: NWSL Week 8 Whiparound — Angel City and the Thorns Snooze, plus all the League Action
28:47|Get our limited-edition scarves and more merch at the xOG store now!Join our Patreon for only $6/month to get exclusive bonus content!The Portland Thorns and Angel City delivered a snoozer, while the San Diego Wave and Washington Spirit played each other tight. Are Utah officially good? Are Louisville officially bad? The guys unpack all the weekend's games. Like & subscribe to our YouTube page and watch the first volume of our Anatomy of series!Follow us on TikTok and InstagramDid we make an own goal? E-mail us at xog@xowngoals.comArt by Eli ElbogenMusic by Devin Drobka's Bell Dance Songs
EXPECTED OWN GOALS: NWSL Game of the Week — Racing Louisville Get One Over on Portland Thorns
26:10|Get our limited-edition scarves and more merch at the xOG store now!Join our Patreon for only $6/month to get exclusive bonus content!Racing Louisville got an emphatic, desperately needed three points at home against the Portland Thorns, who at times looked shambolic. But just how superior were Racing? What can we say is the good and the bad of the Thorns right now? The guys had a real debate about where these teams live a quarter of the way through the season. Like & subscribe to our YouTube page and watch the first volume of our Anatomy of series!Follow us on TikTok and InstagramDid we make an own goal? E-mail us at xog@xowngoals.comArt by Eli ElbogenMusic by Devin Drobka's Bell Dance Songs
EXPECTED OWN GOALS: NWSL Week 7 Whiparound — Goals Optional
42:44|Buy our scarves and more merch at the xOG store now! Join our Patreon to get exclusive bonus content and discounts on merch! This NWSL weekend offered a lot of games where nothing happened, except the rare moments where it all happened. Kansas City Current got well against the Chicago Stars, the Seattle Reign failed in their anti-football campaign vs. the Washington Spirit, and Barbra Banda IS the Orlando Pride. Let's dig in! Like & subscribe to our YouTube page and watch the first volume of our Anatomy of series!Follow us on TikTok and InstagramDid we make an own goal? E-mail us at xog@xowngoals.comArt by Eli ElbogenMusic by Devin Drobka's Bell Dance Songs