Ambridge on the Couch

Rochelle vs Joy: who's telling the truth? RIP Constanze and a Grundy/Carter rapprochement.

Krusty loses her temper, Tom loses Natasha and Freddie loses the goodwill of the cricket team.

What is George's great plan, Eddie stop rapping for the love of God and who made up that protest chant?

Lilian has no boundaries and Krusty has no hope.

We discuss Khalil's backstory, and Harriet's delighted that the bitch is back at Bridge Farm.

Harriet reckons she has Post Traumatic Sh*t Disorder, we are disappointed in the lack of Home Farm detail and Lucy's distressed by Tracey.

Not exactly a romantic Valentine's week, was it? The Bridge Farm lot are swimming in it and Wayne's up to the neck in it.

Lucy and Jeff try and imagine the Feedback inbox this week and wonder how many more of these weeks on #TheArchers we can stand, and Febreze goes backstage at the Ambridge pantomime