Ambridge on the Couch

Maid Marian? No, she wanted to. Harassment and Fallon get experimental and Lucy and Harriet get enraged by Natasha and Adam

A guest appearance from Walter Gabriel, a discussion of middle-class entitlement and Hannah's embarrassment.

We both hate being in bed with Brian and Miranda, we hear Harassment Burns before he became Northern and Harriet briefly becomes a Scandinavian chipmunk.

Why does Lynda think Robert needs a hobby so badly? And why does Elizabeth think she's the fourth Emergency Service?

Is Miranda after Brian...or revenge? #TheArchers

Harriet has half a gin and becomes indiscreet and we wonder why all the coffee machines in Ambridge are so quiet

In which Jeff and Lucy describe nearly everyone as bell-ends, Harassment won't be quiet and Alastair literally doesn't know if he's coming or going. Plus the welcome return of What the Hell is Happening Here.

What were they THINKING? We feel sorry for ma'am, Febreze takes suggestions for blue plaques in Ambridge and we get a bygone blast of Jill.