Ambridge on the Couch

What is George's great plan, Eddie stop rapping for the love of God and who made up that protest chant?

We discuss Khalil's backstory, and Harriet's delighted that the bitch is back at Bridge Farm.

Harriet reckons she has Post Traumatic Sh*t Disorder, we are disappointed in the lack of Home Farm detail and Lucy's distressed by Tracey.

Not exactly a romantic Valentine's week, was it? The Bridge Farm lot are swimming in it and Wayne's up to the neck in it.

We're never going to hear from Harassment again, are we?

Lucy and Jeff try and imagine the Feedback inbox this week and wonder how many more of these weeks on #TheArchers we can stand, and Febreze goes backstage at the Ambridge pantomime

Lucy goes Tarantino on Joy, Harriet thinks Nellie is Neil's mother and no-one understands why Americans use cups as a measurement.

Is Henry the most astute of all the Archers? Rochelle theories abound, Jazzer rings in and is Joy nice or nasty?