Ain't Slayed Nobody

A short teaser for our actual play Call of Cthulhu RPG podcast set in the Old West. Season 1 is called Y'all of Cthulhu and Chaosium's Down Darker Trails is our foundation for scenarios. We blend humor and horror with an emphasis on sound design and role playing. **Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody Shirts**https://slayed.me/merch**Chat with Us**https://slayed.me/discord**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115

The posse begins their quest in grand Old Western tradition: with a hanging. Bullets begin to fly as a shady priest, a rough and tumble miner, a suave former outlaw, and an earnest hobo join vengeful Deputy Sheriff Ellie Bishop on the Canutillo Railroad Bridge. Little does this ragtag posse know of the cosmic H.P. Lovecraft horrors that are about to unfold. Will our investigators ever actually investigate something on their hunt for gang leader Colin Brock, or will they holler and shoot their way to some kind of resolution?Transcript: Download**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.SERIES CONTENT WARNINGS:Abandonment, Alcohol consumption, Amnesia and memory disorders, Amputation, Animal death, Animal experimentation and abuse, Asphyxia, Blood and gore, Body horror, Buried alive, Child endangerment, Colonialism, Cults, Death and dying, Death of family, Decapitation, Dismemberment, Drowning, Drugging, Drug use, Eyeball trauma, Explosions, Fire, Grief and loss, Gun violence, Hallucinations, Hanging, Imprisonment, Intrusive thoughts, Medical experimentation, Mental illness, Mind control and possession, Nightmares, Parental neglect, Phobias (insects, snakes, rats, claustrophobia, etc.), Pregnancy, Profanity, Self-harm, Sandstorms, Sensory deprivation, Suicide and suicidal ideation, Torture, Verbal abuse, Vomiting, ViolencePublished January 13, 2020Main CastJay Arnold as Lance Kilkennycuppycup as Keeper of Arcane LoreWes Davis as Jeremiah FensworthChuck Lawrence as Johnny RhodesAlex McDaniel as Ellie BishopBrandon Wainerdi as Father Flint WestwaterAdditional Voice TalentWill Baizer as Professor WilkinsonLeonardo Cuellar as LopezScott Dorward as The StrangerRina Haenze as Mrs. Wilkinson, Isabel FultonPepé Herman as Doctor ZamoraDaisy Hobbs as IdaVictoria Hogan as Kate CaldwellKim Lane as GraceDanny Scott as Dust Devil, JimboMella Vanderpool as DutchProduction and CreativeCampaign Authorship: cuppycup, Will Baizer, and Graeme PatrickExecutive Producer, Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycupGame Rules and Setting: Call of Cthulhu 7e, Down Darker Trails by Chaosium, Inc.Theme Song: “Dead Man Walking” by Cody FryOriginal Music: cuppycup and Graham PlowmanMusic Selections: Graham Plowman, Wes Otis at Plate Mail Games ”Old Jeremiah” Vocalist: Eileen ShannonEpisode Art: Ewerton LuaTranscriptions: Sabrina Haenze and Sonix.aiPatreon ShoutoutAlthalos, Altheren, Anthony D., Brandon B., Caolán M., Cody N., David D., Drew M., E.M.F.D., firecop890, Heather P., Kevin M., Killius Manjaro, Lancey Pants, Matthew C., Mikah S., Rich P., Sig-Free & Roy, Tensoon’s Shadow, YouHaveABuddy, Call Me Dirt, Chris B., Dan A., Dan F., Dylan M., Jeff F., Jessen, Mario S., Michael H., Nathanael C., Stephen D.

Our investigators actually begin to investigate the oddities they encounter as they ride down darker trails. The posse’s adventures take a turn towards the macabre as they discover a mysterious figure out in the desert and an abandoned cabin in the woods. There’s no way any of this could go horribly wrong, right? What Lovecraftian horror and surprises will the party uncover as they continue their fateful ride towards Olvido? Will the NPCs survive long enough to pass vital information on to our investigators, or will they die in a hail of bullets?Transcript: Download**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.SERIES CONTENT WARNINGS:Abandonment, Alcohol consumption, Amnesia and memory disorders, Amputation, Animal death, Animal experimentation and abuse, Asphyxia, Blood and gore, Body horror, Buried alive, Child endangerment, Colonialism, Cults, Death and dying, Death of family, Decapitation, Dismemberment, Drowning, Drugging, Drug use, Eyeball trauma, Explosions, Fire, Grief and loss, Gun violence, Hallucinations, Hanging, Imprisonment, Intrusive thoughts, Medical experimentation, Mental illness, Mind control and possession, Nightmares, Parental neglect, Phobias (insects, snakes, rats, claustrophobia, etc.), Pregnancy, Profanity, Self-harm, Sandstorms, Sensory deprivation, Suicide and suicidal ideation, Torture, Verbal abuse, Vomiting, ViolencePublished February 11, 2020Main CastJay Arnold as Lance Kilkennycuppycup as Keeper of Arcane LoreWes Davis as Jeremiah FensworthChuck Lawrence as Johnny RhodesAlex McDaniel as Ellie BishopBrandon Wainerdi as Father Flint WestwaterAdditional Voice TalentWill Baizer as Professor WilkinsonLeonardo Cuellar as LopezScott Dorward as The StrangerRina Haenze as Mrs. Wilkinson, Isabel FultonPepé Herman as Doctor ZamoraDaisy Hobbs as IdaVictoria Hogan as Kate CaldwellKim Lane as GraceDanny Scott as Dust Devil, JimboMella Vanderpool as DutchProduction and CreativeCampaign Authorship: cuppycup, Will Baizer, and Graeme PatrickExecutive Producer, Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycupGame Rules and Setting: Call of Cthulhu 7e, Down Darker Trails by Chaosium, Inc.Theme Song: “Dead Man Walking” by Cody FryOriginal Music: cuppycup and Graham PlowmanMusic Selections: Graham Plowman, Wes Otis at Plate Mail Games ”Old Jeremiah” Vocalist: Eileen ShannonEpisode Art: Ewerton LuaTranscriptions: Sabrina Haenze and Sonix.aiPatreon ShoutoutAlthalos, Altheren, Anthony D., Brandon B., Caolán M., Cody N., David D., Drew M., E.M.F.D., firecop890, Heather P., Kevin M., Killius Manjaro, Lancey Pants, Matthew C., Mikah S., Rich P., Sig-Free & Roy, Tensoon’s Shadow, YouHaveABuddy, Call Me Dirt, Chris B., Dan A., Dan F., Dylan M., Jeff F., Jessen, Mario S., Michael H., Nathanael C., Stephen D.

The posse gets schooled as they pay a visit to New Mexico A&M university in the hopes of learning more about the strange things they’ve encountered on their ride down darker trails thus far. A side quest takes them on an archaeological dig in the hopes of uncovering some history and earning loot along the way. What strange Lovecraftian horrors lurk in the caves beneath the New Mexico desert? Will they actually find any gold? And will they all make it out alive to continue their original quest?Transcript: Download**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.SERIES CONTENT WARNINGS:Abandonment, Alcohol consumption, Amnesia and memory disorders, Amputation, Animal death, Animal experimentation and abuse, Asphyxia, Blood and gore, Body horror, Buried alive, Child endangerment, Colonialism, Cults, Death and dying, Death of family, Decapitation, Dismemberment, Drowning, Drugging, Drug use, Eyeball trauma, Explosions, Fire, Grief and loss, Gun violence, Hallucinations, Hanging, Imprisonment, Intrusive thoughts, Medical experimentation, Mental illness, Mind control and possession, Nightmares, Parental neglect, Phobias (insects, snakes, rats, claustrophobia, etc.), Pregnancy, Profanity, Self-harm, Sandstorms, Sensory deprivation, Suicide and suicidal ideation, Torture, Verbal abuse, Vomiting, ViolencePublished April 14, 2020Main CastJay Arnold as Lance Kilkennycuppycup as Keeper of Arcane LoreWes Davis as Jeremiah FensworthChuck Lawrence as Johnny RhodesAlex McDaniel as Ellie BishopBrandon Wainerdi as Father Flint WestwaterAdditional Voice TalentWill Baizer as Professor WilkinsonLeonardo Cuellar as LopezScott Dorward as The StrangerRina Haenze as Mrs. Wilkinson, Isabel FultonPepé Herman as Doctor ZamoraDaisy Hobbs as IdaVictoria Hogan as Kate CaldwellKim Lane as GraceDanny Scott as Dust Devil, JimboMella Vanderpool as DutchProduction and CreativeCampaign Authorship: cuppycup, Will Baizer, and Graeme PatrickExecutive Producer, Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycupGame Rules and Setting: Call of Cthulhu 7e, Down Darker Trails by Chaosium, Inc.Theme Song: “Dead Man Walking” by Cody FryOriginal Music: cuppycup and Graham PlowmanMusic Selections: Graham Plowman, Wes Otis at Plate Mail Games ”Old Jeremiah” Vocalist: Eileen ShannonEpisode Art: Ewerton LuaTranscriptions: Sabrina Haenze and Sonix.aiPatreon ShoutoutAlthalos, Altheren, Anthony D., Brandon B., Caolán M., Cody N., David D., Drew M., E.M.F.D., firecop890, Heather P., Kevin M., Killius Manjaro, Lancey Pants, Matthew C., Mikah S., Rich P., Sig-Free & Roy, Tensoon’s Shadow, YouHaveABuddy, Call Me Dirt, Chris B., Dan A., Dan F., Dylan M., Jeff F., Jessen, Mario S., Michael H., Nathanael C., Stephen D.

Our posse has a bone to pick with the creeping cosmic horrors in the deep caverns under Baylor Peak. But Jeremiah isn’t the only strange old critter underground, and the investigators may find that escaping isn’t as simple as retracing their steps. What unseen terrors await them in the darkness? What is Ellie's situation? Will any of them live to regret taking on this side quest? And just how many bouts of madness can this posse take before all hell breaks loose?Transcript: Download**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.SERIES CONTENT WARNINGS:Abandonment, Alcohol consumption, Amnesia and memory disorders, Amputation, Animal death, Animal experimentation and abuse, Asphyxia, Blood and gore, Body horror, Buried alive, Child endangerment, Colonialism, Cults, Death and dying, Death of family, Decapitation, Dismemberment, Drowning, Drugging, Drug use, Eyeball trauma, Explosions, Fire, Grief and loss, Gun violence, Hallucinations, Hanging, Imprisonment, Intrusive thoughts, Medical experimentation, Mental illness, Mind control and possession, Nightmares, Parental neglect, Phobias (insects, snakes, rats, claustrophobia, etc.), Pregnancy, Profanity, Self-harm, Sandstorms, Sensory deprivation, Suicide and suicidal ideation, Torture, Verbal abuse, Vomiting, ViolencePublished May 12, 2020Main CastJay Arnold as Lance Kilkennycuppycup as Keeper of Arcane LoreWes Davis as Jeremiah FensworthChuck Lawrence as Johnny RhodesAlex McDaniel as Ellie BishopBrandon Wainerdi as Father Flint WestwaterAdditional Voice TalentWill Baizer as Professor WilkinsonLeonardo Cuellar as LopezScott Dorward as The StrangerRina Haenze as Mrs. Wilkinson, Isabel FultonPepé Herman as Doctor ZamoraDaisy Hobbs as IdaVictoria Hogan as Kate CaldwellKim Lane as GraceDanny Scott as Dust Devil, JimboMella Vanderpool as DutchProduction and CreativeCampaign Authorship: cuppycup, Will Baizer, and Graeme PatrickExecutive Producer, Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycupGame Rules and Setting: Call of Cthulhu 7e, Down Darker Trails by Chaosium, Inc.Theme Song: “Dead Man Walking” by Cody FryOriginal Music: cuppycup and Graham PlowmanMusic Selections: Graham Plowman, Wes Otis at Plate Mail Games ”Old Jeremiah” Vocalist: Eileen ShannonEpisode Art: Ewerton LuaTranscriptions: Sabrina Haenze and Sonix.aiPatreon ShoutoutAlthalos, Altheren, Anthony D., Brandon B., Caolán M., Cody N., David D., Drew M., E.M.F.D., firecop890, Heather P., Kevin M., Killius Manjaro, Lancey Pants, Matthew C., Mikah S., Rich P., Sig-Free & Roy, Tensoon’s Shadow, YouHaveABuddy, Call Me Dirt, Chris B., Dan A., Dan F., Dylan M., Jeff F., Jessen, Mario S., Michael H., Nathanael C., Stephen D.

Our posse tries to extricate themselves from the cave system without dying or losing all of their sanity in the process. But things get a little ghoulish out there down darker trails, and the investigators may soon find that they push their luck and lose their grip far too quickly in this world of Lovecraftian horrors. What are the party's chances of everyone making it out alive? Will Johnny ever manage to dodge anything? Will Ellie survive to get her crew back on the road towards Olvido, or will this side quest ultimately prove fatal?Transcript: Download**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.SERIES CONTENT WARNINGS:Abandonment, Alcohol consumption, Amnesia and memory disorders, Amputation, Animal death, Animal experimentation and abuse, Asphyxia, Blood and gore, Body horror, Buried alive, Child endangerment, Colonialism, Cults, Death and dying, Death of family, Decapitation, Dismemberment, Drowning, Drugging, Drug use, Eyeball trauma, Explosions, Fire, Grief and loss, Gun violence, Hallucinations, Hanging, Imprisonment, Intrusive thoughts, Medical experimentation, Mental illness, Mind control and possession, Nightmares, Parental neglect, Phobias (insects, snakes, rats, claustrophobia, etc.), Pregnancy, Profanity, Self-harm, Sandstorms, Sensory deprivation, Suicide and suicidal ideation, Torture, Verbal abuse, Vomiting, ViolencePublished June 9, 2020Main CastJay Arnold as Lance Kilkennycuppycup as Keeper of Arcane LoreWes Davis as Jeremiah FensworthChuck Lawrence as Johnny RhodesAlex McDaniel as Ellie BishopBrandon Wainerdi as Father Flint WestwaterAdditional Voice TalentWill Baizer as Professor WilkinsonLeonardo Cuellar as LopezScott Dorward as The StrangerRina Haenze as Mrs. Wilkinson, Isabel FultonPepé Herman as Doctor ZamoraDaisy Hobbs as IdaVictoria Hogan as Kate CaldwellKim Lane as GraceDanny Scott as Dust Devil, JimboMella Vanderpool as DutchProduction and CreativeCampaign Authorship: cuppycup, Will Baizer, and Graeme PatrickExecutive Producer, Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycupGame Rules and Setting: Call of Cthulhu 7e, Down Darker Trails by Chaosium, Inc.Theme Song: “Dead Man Walking” by Cody FryOriginal Music: cuppycup and Graham PlowmanMusic Selections: Graham Plowman, Wes Otis at Plate Mail Games ”Old Jeremiah” Vocalist: Eileen ShannonEpisode Art: Ewerton LuaTranscriptions: Sabrina Haenze and Sonix.aiPatreon ShoutoutAlthalos, Altheren, Anthony D., Brandon B., Caolán M., Cody N., David D., Drew M., E.M.F.D., firecop890, Heather P., Kevin M., Killius Manjaro, Lancey Pants, Matthew C., Mikah S., Rich P., Sig-Free & Roy, Tensoon’s Shadow, YouHaveABuddy, Call Me Dirt, Chris B., Dan A., Dan F., Dylan M., Jeff F., Jessen, Mario S., Michael H., Nathanael C., Stephen D.

Our posse has some 'splainin' to do as they flee the ghouls of Baylor Peak. But they quickly find that ghouls aren't the only cosmic horror lurking in the Old West, and they're going to need every bit of healing they can get before their luck runs out. Can Lance ever actually fail at anything? Will our wounded party members make it out alive? What is lurking on the shelves of the old curio shop? And crucially: will the party ever actually make friends with an NPC?Transcript: Download**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.SERIES CONTENT WARNINGS:Abandonment, Alcohol consumption, Amnesia and memory disorders, Amputation, Animal death, Animal experimentation and abuse, Asphyxia, Blood and gore, Body horror, Buried alive, Child endangerment, Colonialism, Cults, Death and dying, Death of family, Decapitation, Dismemberment, Drowning, Drugging, Drug use, Eyeball trauma, Explosions, Fire, Grief and loss, Gun violence, Hallucinations, Hanging, Imprisonment, Intrusive thoughts, Medical experimentation, Mental illness, Mind control and possession, Nightmares, Parental neglect, Phobias (insects, snakes, rats, claustrophobia, etc.), Pregnancy, Profanity, Self-harm, Sandstorms, Sensory deprivation, Suicide and suicidal ideation, Torture, Verbal abuse, Vomiting, ViolencePublished July 14, 2020Main CastJay Arnold as Lance Kilkennycuppycup as Keeper of Arcane LoreWes Davis as Jeremiah FensworthChuck Lawrence as Johnny RhodesAlex McDaniel as Ellie BishopBrandon Wainerdi as Father Flint WestwaterAdditional Voice TalentWill Baizer as Professor WilkinsonLeonardo Cuellar as LopezScott Dorward as The StrangerRina Haenze as Mrs. Wilkinson, Isabel FultonPepé Herman as Doctor ZamoraDaisy Hobbs as IdaVictoria Hogan as Kate CaldwellKim Lane as GraceDanny Scott as Dust Devil, JimboMella Vanderpool as DutchProduction and CreativeCampaign Authorship: cuppycup, Will Baizer, and Graeme PatrickExecutive Producer, Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycupGame Rules and Setting: Call of Cthulhu 7e, Down Darker Trails by Chaosium, Inc.Theme Song: “Dead Man Walking” by Cody FryOriginal Music: cuppycup and Graham PlowmanMusic Selections: Graham Plowman, Wes Otis at Plate Mail Games ”Old Jeremiah” Vocalist: Eileen ShannonEpisode Art: Ewerton LuaTranscriptions: Sabrina Haenze and Sonix.aiPatreon ShoutoutAlthalos, Altheren, Anthony D., Brandon B., Caolán M., Cody N., David D., Drew M., E.M.F.D., firecop890, Heather P., Kevin M., Killius Manjaro, Lancey Pants, Matthew C., Mikah S., Rich P., Sig-Free & Roy, Tensoon’s Shadow, YouHaveABuddy, Call Me Dirt, Chris B., Dan A., Dan F., Dylan M., Jeff F., Jessen, Mario S., Michael H., Nathanael C., Stephen D.

The party's attempt at some R&R goes horribly awry as violence and nightmarish visions of cosmic horror follow them through the town of Las Cruces. As Johnny finally takes a bath, Ellie rests up, and the whole party attempts to drown their trauma in the bottom of a whisky glass, new acquaintances bring new threats and new information about the elusive Colin Brock. Will the posse uncover the source of their nightmares? What's up with that definitely not haunted house in town?Transcript: Download**Add our Patreon Feed to your Podcast App**https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/3607115This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.SERIES CONTENT WARNINGS:Abandonment, Alcohol consumption, Amnesia and memory disorders, Amputation, Animal death, Animal experimentation and abuse, Asphyxia, Blood and gore, Body horror, Buried alive, Child endangerment, Colonialism, Cults, Death and dying, Death of family, Decapitation, Dismemberment, Drowning, Drugging, Drug use, Eyeball trauma, Explosions, Fire, Grief and loss, Gun violence, Hallucinations, Hanging, Imprisonment, Intrusive thoughts, Medical experimentation, Mental illness, Mind control and possession, Nightmares, Parental neglect, Phobias (insects, snakes, rats, claustrophobia, etc.), Pregnancy, Profanity, Self-harm, Sandstorms, Sensory deprivation, Suicide and suicidal ideation, Torture, Verbal abuse, Vomiting, ViolencePublished August 11, 2020Main CastJay Arnold as Lance Kilkennycuppycup as Keeper of Arcane LoreWes Davis as Jeremiah FensworthChuck Lawrence as Johnny RhodesAlex McDaniel as Ellie BishopBrandon Wainerdi as Father Flint WestwaterAdditional Voice TalentWill Baizer as Professor WilkinsonLeonardo Cuellar as LopezScott Dorward as The StrangerRina Haenze as Mrs. Wilkinson, Isabel FultonPepé Herman as Doctor ZamoraDaisy Hobbs as IdaVictoria Hogan as Kate CaldwellKim Lane as GraceDanny Scott as Dust Devil, JimboMella Vanderpool as DutchProduction and CreativeCampaign Authorship: cuppycup, Will Baizer, and Graeme PatrickExecutive Producer, Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycupGame Rules and Setting: Call of Cthulhu 7e, Down Darker Trails by Chaosium, Inc.Theme Song: “Dead Man Walking” by Cody FryOriginal Music: cuppycup and Graham PlowmanMusic Selections: Graham Plowman, Wes Otis at Plate Mail Games ”Old Jeremiah” Vocalist: Eileen ShannonEpisode Art: Ewerton LuaTranscriptions: Sabrina Haenze and Sonix.aiPatreon ShoutoutAlthalos, Altheren, Anthony D., Brandon B., Caolán M., Cody N., David D., Drew M., E.M.F.D., firecop890, Heather P., Kevin M., Killius Manjaro, Lancey Pants, Matthew C., Mikah S., Rich P., Sig-Free & Roy, Tensoon’s Shadow, YouHaveABuddy, Call Me Dirt, Chris B., Dan A., Dan F., Dylan M., Jeff F., Jessen, Mario S., Michael H., Nathanael C., Stephen D.