Ain't Slayed Nobody | Call of Cthulhu Podcast

A short teaser for our actual play Call of Cthulhu RPG podcast set in the Old West. Season 1 is called Y'all of Cthulhu and Chaosium's Down Darker Trails is our foundation for scenarios. We blend humor and horror with an emphasis on sound design and role playing. Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed. **Get bonus content on Patreon** See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Howdy pardner, and welcome to Ain’t Slayed Nobody, a Call of Cthulhu actual play podcast in an Old West setting. In this introductory episode, meet our party of investigators and learn how they came together in this world of the lawful, the lawless, and everything in between. Saddle up there, hoss, and take a ride Down Darker Trails as we shoot and holler our way out of any situation the Keeper can throw at us. Cosmic horror and humor await in this twisted H.P. Lovecraft style Western. Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed. **Get bonus content on Patreon** See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The posse begins their quest in grand Old Western tradition: with a hanging. Bullets begin to fly as a shady priest, a rough and tumble miner, a suave former outlaw, and an earnest hobo join vengeful Deputy Sheriff Ellie Bishop on the Canutillo Railroad Bridge. Little does this ragtag posse know of the cosmic Lovecraft horrors that are about to unfold. Will our investigators ever actually investigate something on their hunt for gang leader Colin Brock, or will they holler and shoot their way to some kind of resolution? Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed. **Get bonus content on Patreon** See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our investigators actually begin to investigate the oddities they encounter as they ride down darker trails. The posse’s adventures take a turn towards the macabre as they discover a mysterious figure out in the desert and an abandoned cabin in the woods. There’s no way any of this could go horribly wrong, right? What Lovecraftian horror and surprises will the party uncover as they continue their fateful ride towards Olvido? Who is Kate Caldwell? And will the NPCs survive long enough to pass vital information on to our investigators, or will they die in a hail of bullets? Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed. **Get bonus content on Patreon** See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's time for some scary stories in the dark as our posse confronts some creepifying cosmic horror out in a mysterious dreamscape. Back in the real world—or is it?—the party deals with some dromedary affairs and attempts to drown their sorrows in the suspicious town of Mesilla as they continue on their way down darker trails to Olvido. Who—or what—will the party encounter in the dreamscape? What was Sparky’s deal, anyway? Will any mysteries be solved, or just more uncovered? And more importantly, just how much whisky can the party drink in one sitting? Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed. **Get bonus content on Patreon** See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The posse gets schooled as they pay a visit to New Mexico A&M university in the hopes of learning more about the strange things they’ve encountered on their ride down darker trails thus far. A side quest takes them on an archaeological dig in the hopes of uncovering some history and earning loot along the way. What strange Lovecraftian horrors lurk in the caves beneath the New Mexico desert? Will they actually find any gold? And will they all make it out alive to continue their original quest? Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed. **Get bonus content on Patreon** See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our posse tries to extricate themselves from the cave system without dying or losing all of their sanity in the process. But things get a little ghoulish out there down darker trails, and the investigators may soon find that they push their luck and lose their grip far too quickly in this world of Lovecraftian horrors. What are the party's chances of everyone making it out alive? Will Johnny ever manage to dodge anything? Will Ellie survive to get her crew back on the road towards Olvido, or will this side quest ultimately prove fatal? Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed. **Get bonus content on Patreon** See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On this Ain't Slayed Nobody mini-arc: the ASN crew and guest Keeper Scott Dorward tackle the cosmic horrors of 19th century Scotland in Cthulhu Dark. Bill McDonald and his family arrive back in their ancestral homeland in the Scottish highlands, ready to take up a new life as homesteaders. But the family quickly discovers that something isn't quite right in woods around their new home, and a little harmless exploration may prove deadly. Is the house haunted? What is that strange laughter coming from the woods? And, more importantly, will anyone manage to survive Scott Dorward's first episode? Check out more by visiting us at https://www.aintslayednobody.com and https://www.patreon.com/aintslayed for exclusive content and rewards. Buy Ain't Slayed Nobody t-shirts at https://slayed.me/merch. Get audio for your tabletop RPG games at https://battlebards.com/#/register/aintslayed. **Get bonus content on Patreon** See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.