Adrift with Geoff Lloyd and Annabel Port

It's our final one of the year. Wishing you and yours the happiest of holidays, with as few moments of social awkwardness as possible.

Geoff has questions about elf culture, and Annabel grapples with household appliances

Geoff stops traffic, Annabel cuts off her nose to spite her face

Maybe WE are the Wicked ones!

Geoff is chesty, Annabel is tempted by a strange fruit

Your name here

Recorded yesterday, before the latest U-bend in the arc of the moral universe

A mouse makes a bad choice, and a Drifter accidentally agrees to stage a puppet show

Geoff puts the heating on, Annabel ratifies her food rules.