I can't: I'm so tired I'm going cross-eyed. I'll come back and edit this at some point in the future.

EPISODE 313 - The three hundred-and-thirteenth episode

Geoff is fêted, Annabel does a bunk

EPISODE 314 - The three hundred-and-fourteenth episode

Geoff turns country mouse, and Annabel turns partygoer

EPISODE 312 - The three hundred-and-twelfth episode

Annabel is in the future, Geoff is in the dark.

EPISODE 311 - The three hundred-and-eleventh episode

Annabel talks about her kettle, Geoff wishes he was elsewhere

EPISODE 310 - The three hundred-and-tenth episode

Geoff attracts the wrong kind of praise, and Annabel gets democracy wrong

EPISODE 309 - The three hundred-and-ninth episode

Annabel's been to the beach, and Geoff has been endangering humanity

EPISODE 308 - The three hundred-and-eighth episode

Geoff reminisces about Dudley Smallpiece, and Annabel plays crazy golf

EPISODE 307 - The three hundred-and-seventh episode

Geoff is forced into inappropriate bus behaviour, Annabel has a new hobby

EPISODE 306 - The three hundred-and-sixth episode

A comic tragedy for anyone flailing in the sea of their own inadequacy. Sony Radio Award winners Geoff Lloyd and Annabel Port steer a life-raft through the choppy waters of being a functional human.