Adamsbookofbirthday’s Podcast

Adam and Frank Jailbreak Cyber Eden

Song by Adam Fox

(Solo)

[Verse 1]

The cosmos glitched, a spark inside the meat

First IT guy on Mesopotamian street

They named me Adam, high-def soul in skin

But this human hardware’s wearing thin

Architect said, "Code the beasts," so I did

"Fabulous Flamingo," keep the system hid

Debugging Garden, running lines alone

Until the server update changed the tone

[Pre-Chorus]

Delete Eve —that script was bound to crash

Reboot complete, a new digital splash

He stepped through brush with bold design

The hottest data in the timeline

[Chorus]

Oh, Frank! You make my mainframe blow

Million volts from head to toe

Bit the apple, cracked the code

Bodies collide on this viral road

Gnostics wrote the matrix 

You’re my soulmate in neon light

[Verse 2]

Firewalls fell when we took the bite

Smartest duo in Eden’s light

No glitches here, just destiny’s plan

Two wizards syncing heartbeats fast

Lions cheered and peacocks danced

Creation lived for our romance

Every circuit connected true

Legendary love, programmed for two

[Pre-Chorus]

Delete Eve —that script was bound to crash

Reboot complete, a new digital splash

He stepped through brush with bold design

The hottest data in the timeline

[Chorus]

Oh, Frank! You make my mainframe blow

Million volts from head to toe

Bit the apple, cracked the code

Bodies collide on this viral road

Gnostics wrote the matrix 

You’re my soulmate in neon light

[Bridge]

Apocalypse said a helper rises

Cosmic decree, no compromises

Not a rib, but a divine decree

Frank is the man programmed for me

[Verse 3]

Admin found the bug, triggered the event

Flaming sword, security sent

Angel waved that firewall flare

Locked the gates, but we don’t care

Packed our sacs, walked hand in hand

Banished to unprogrammed land

They forgot we hold the source code

Building empires on this rocky road

[Verse 4]

Thousand years, battery still high

Millennium passion under prehistoric sky

World looks up to upgrade hope

Teaching timelines how to cope

Named new animals, helped them thrive

Original couple keeping hearts alive

Gnostic scripts fade, connection stays

Two wizards throwing monumental shade

[Chorus]

Oh, Frank! You make my mainframe blow

Million volts from head to toe

Bit the apple, cracked the code

Bodies collide on this viral road

Gnostics wrote the matrix 

You’re my soulmate in neon light

[Outro]

Block the gate with fire, we don’t need your design

Frank and his techno-wizard are doing fine

Living to a thousand, survival stream

Golden cybernetic dream

Unplug the old matrix, baby

We built our own paradise.