Adam & Donny

Adam confesses he secretly took his girlfriend's dog on a 40-minute drive to his favourite old bush walk, and she is fuming. Plus Donny turns 30 and gets the worst birthday present money can buy.In this episode:1. A brand-new week kicks off with birthday cake for Donny, and our newsreader Beth is back from a New Zealand babymoon where her luggage went missing for the entire trip.2. Adam pays about 80 bucks for a Noah Kahan lookalike to sing Donny a happy 30th, and Donny is far from impressed.3. A woman who met a bloke in a Bunnings car park four months ago wants to know if they're officially dating, so we ask him straight out, and it goes horribly wrong.4. Adam comes clean to his long-distance girlfriend that he took her dog, in her car, to his favourite old bush 40 minutes away, and now there's a scratch on the car.5. A fellow dog lover weighs in on Adam's "small lie", and the team demands to see Adam's bush on Google Earth.

The best of Adam & Donny: a safe locked in a basement for 15 years is finally cracked open. Inside? A cut-up $50, a ruler, and a note saying 'keep going'. Plus Donny nearly sets a supercar track record, and a late husband's secret.In this episode:Donny, Adam and newsreader Beth race supercars after a week of learning manual. Donny wins, nearly breaks a track record and becomes unbearable; Adam somehow finishes fourth in a three-person race.The Daily Dribble (their weird-news round-up): a would-be robber uses Google Translate to hold up an Ecuadorian restaurant, and Donny finds out Ecuadorians speak Spanish.Blame Game (where the boys decide who's being unreasonable): a woman's friend keeps dumping blokes because her late husband was 'perfect'. He wasn't, he cheated. Should she be told?A tour of a building that used to be a three-level 80s nightclub: 27 toilets, a jazz bar, a pool hall and a very suspicious podium.Back at the old nightclub, a safe that's been locked in the basement for 15 years is finally cracked open. Inside: a $50 note cut in half, a 30cm ruler, a safe within the safe, and a note saying 'You are getting close, keep going'.More weird news: a UK nature festival gets flooded with ticket requests from naturists who read 'nature' as 'nude'.Adam, captain of the boys' indoor cricket team, fronts a full sporting-style press conference to apologise to the team's three 'sponsors' after a shocker of a loss.Adam brings in Donny's girlfriend Lou to inspect Donny's filthy work desk: forks, mystery substances and two bottles of purple shampoo.

The best of Adam & Donny: Adam has been mooching off an ex's Disney+ for four years, so the boys ring the ex to confess, and the new boyfriend answers. Not happy. Plus 'Tim Cook' quits Apple, and Donny's board game night rules.In this episode:1. Adam admits he's still using his ex's Disney+ account (and so is his current girlfriend), so the boys ring her to ask permission, and her new boyfriend picks up instead.2. 'Apple CEO Tim Cook' (allegedly) joins the boys to explain why he's stepping down: there's nothing left to take away, not even the headphone jack, and his iCloud is full.3. Donny wants his girlfriend Lou to text their board game night guests a list of rules: no Cheetos, no 'let's just work it out as we go', and no going easy. Adam is appalled, and so is a bloke who's heard the rules.4. Newsreader Beth just got back from Japan, where she emptied an entire onsen (a traditional hot spring bath) the moment her tattoos came out. Plus a steamy hot tub story from New Zealand.5. Friendship Court (where the boys put a mate on trial): newsreader Beth went to Japan for two weeks and paid for a kennel rather than ask Donny to mind her dogs. Donny brings evidence.6. Inspired by Jim's Mowing, Adam launches Adam's Mowing after mowing exactly one lawn for $50, complete with an ad and very long terms and conditions. His first new customer has a four-acre yard.7. Adam asks the Mayor of Townsville to join his indoor cricket team, a day after the boys suggested the Mayor host a town-wide Easter egg hunt at his house. The Mayor is not keen on either.8. The boys decide the show needs an old-school 1960s-style jingle and each make one. 'Baldy and Muscles in the Morning' does not go down well.

The moment Townsville has been waiting fifteen years for has finally arrived! Adam and Donny head down to Flinders Street to crack open the legendary safe from the old Opus 1 nightclub. It’s peak chaotic energy as a locksmith, a "safe within a safe," and a vintage 30cm ruler lead to one of the most anti-climactic yet hilarious reveals in local radio history. From trying to auction off office supplies to debating the local value of a hand-drawn star, the boys prove that in North Queensland, even trash can be treasure.The madness doesn't stop at the safe; the boys are launching a massive $30,000 "Around the World" giveaway and hunting for a couple who deserves a "Second Chance Wedding." You’ll hear local legend Beth Ross judge a workplace snitch, newsreader Beth share her hives-infested wedding horror story, and Donny reveal the high-intensity, "no-Cheetos" manifesto he sent to his girlfriend’s friends for board game night. It’s a high-energy trainwreck of local grievances, massive prizes, and Townsville nostalgia that you absolutely have to hear to believe.

Look, we’ve played some weird stuff on Star 106.3, but Adam calling his ex, Steph, to ask for her Disney+ password—only to have her new bloke, Sebastian, answer the phone—might be a new high (or low) for us. We’re also diving deep into the absolute mystery of the Opus safe. It’s been locked for 15 years, and even after Jake brought in a "savant" to crack it, the result was a total Townsville-style disaster. Plus, "Tim Cook" stopped by to tell us why he’s actually retiring, and it turns out he’s just as obsessed with cash as he is with iMessages.We also get stuck into some of the grimmest wedding stories you’ve ever heard. We’re talking about aunts hooking up with grooms, grooms hooking up with bridesmaids, and a poor kid at the RSL who caused a "footprint" situation that’ll make you want to burn your carpet. From Bethany getting booted from a Japanese bathhouse to Jake failing his way through another week of promotions, this is the best (and weirdest) of the week.Full Chapter List[0:00] – Intro & The Ex-Files: Adam tries to keep his Disney+ access by calling his ex, Steph. It gets legendary levels of awkward when her new boyfriend picks up.[5:15] – Tim Cook Exclusive: The "Apple CEO" explains why he's stepping down and his secret preference for Android.[10:30] – The Opus Safe Mystery: 15 years, one locked vault under the old Townsville Bulletin building, and a "savant" who couldn't get the job done.[14:50] – Blame Game (Wedding Edition): A religious dry wedding, an aunt, and a $5,000 bar tab scandal.[19:22] – Ad Break 1[21:10] – Wedding Nightmare: The "lip-on-lip" moment between a groom and an aunt that ruined a family.[24:05] – Adam’s Mowing Empire: Adam takes on the Amazon Rainforest (also known as Jake's backyard) and launches a business.[28:40] – Bathhouse Ban: Bethany Ross on why her tattoos cleared out a Japanese Onsen in record time.[33:15] – Ad Break 2[35:05] – The Daily Dribble: Naked naturalists vs. the Cumbria Nature Festival.[38:20] – Maggie Island Celeb Spotting: Dries Mertens at Island Burger and the accidental toddler "assault" that followed.[41:12] – One Word Project: Why one in five parents secretly regret the name they gave their kid.[44:50] – Friendship Court: Donny "sues" Bethany for not letting him dog-sit her two pups while she was in Japan.[48:30] – Wedding Horror Stories: Diaper leaks at the RSL and the "Lobster Liberator" who stole a pet.[51:45] – Jake’s Redemption Challenge: Can Jake actually source a free wedding in less than 24 hours?[54:10] – Limo to School: The boys take the local kids to St. Benedict’s in the most luxurious ride in Townsville.

The Cowboys Corporate Box & The Limo Ride Adam explains why he took a chauffeured limo on a two-minute drive to the stadium and how James, a backpacker from Manchester, ended up taking Donny's seat.Things You Shouldn't Do (But Do Anyway) Callers confess to their worst habits, including eating eggs despite deadly allergies, powering through lactose intolerance, and flirting with the boss.Cracking the Townsville Bulletin Safe The boys launch an investigation into a locked safe at the Townsville Bulletin that hasn't been opened in 15 years. Will they find gold, cash, or just old keys?Indoor Cricket Catastrophes Adam's indoor cricket team is falling apart with rolled ankles and torn hamstrings. To save the season, the boys call up former NRL star Terry Campese to see if he'll step up to the crease.The Daily Dribble: Wild Boars & Robots A quick trip around the world’s weirdest news, featuring a plague of wild boars in Poland and a slightly terrifying robot named Edward that's supposed to keep them away.Pitching the Mayor The boys get Townsville Mayor Nick Dametto on the phone to pitch him a spot on the indoor cricket team and an incredibly questionable idea for a Nick Dametto-themed Easter egg hunt.

YEEEHAWWWWW EVERYTHING you might have missed with Adam & Donny this week, is right here, ready to be reheated and...Eaten? 00:00 – Are Group Chats Sacred? Adam, Donny, and Beth debate "bro-code" and whether it's ever okay to snitch on the boys' group chat to your partner.01:50 – The V8 Supercar Challenge Content Director Stu and GM Brad weigh in on Beth’s refusal to drive a supercar, leading the team to hunt for a listener to take her place.03:22 – Saving the Indoor Cricket Team The boys stage an emergency recruitment drive for "Indoor Cricket" at Wildcatz Indoor Sports to save Captain Nick from another forfeit.05:21 – AI Dating Openers Donny uses Gemini to generate cringeworthy, musical-theater-themed pickup lines for his partner, Lou.06:33 – Beth’s Manual Driving Disaster The crew reviews the hilarious footage of Beth attempting to learn manual in a parking lot, including a near-miss with a pole.08:04 – Pitching for Sponsorship Adam and Donny try to "shark tank" their bosses into buying jerseys for their newly rescued cricket team.09:33 – The Monday Morning Anthem Donny debuts his high-energy "Monday Morning Light It Up" song to cure the Monday blues, much to the team's confusion.11:15 – The V8 Risk Assessment The team discovers their supercar instructor is only 17 years old and reveals that the cars are actually manual.12:54 – The Secret Hound A high-stakes round of "The Secret Hound" where listeners try to identify a dog breed by its bark for a trip to Magnetic Island.15:15 – The Unflattering Photo War Donny calls out Promotions Manager Jake for constantly posting "side-profile" photos of him that highlight his double chin.17:09 – The Dippy Egg Crusade Donny launches a passionate campaign and a dramatic commercial to get "dippy eggs and soldiers" back on cafe menus nationwide.18:50 – Beth’s Muddy Dog Walk Beth vents about her "horrible" solo dog-sitting experience involving mud, a broken harness, and a very frustrating walk.

00:00 – The Great Jousting DeceptionAdam and Donnie recap their "high-stakes" jousting match at Swordcraft Townsville. While Donnie expected actual horses, Adam surprised him with hobby horses (pool noodles on sticks).The Match: A three-pass battle with foam lances.The Outcome: Adam takes the victory after a flurry of confusion and a "premature celebration" from Donnie.05:42 – The Mayor’s "Cease and Desist"The tone shifts as station boss Stu and newsreader Beth present Adam with a formal letter from the Townsville City Council. The letter alleges that Adam violated decorum by wearing a hat in the Council Chambers.The Prank: Donnie eventually reveals he forged the letter as revenge for Adam’s previous pranks.09:25 – The "Horse Forfeiture" LawTo sell the prank, the boys call Townsville Mayor Jenny Hill (referenced as Nick in the banter). The Mayor "threatens" Adam with an archaic by-law: because he wore a hat, the council has the right to confiscate his horse—or in this case, his car—for a week.11:51 – 360 & Pez Join the StudioAustralian hip-hop legends 360 and Pez call in to discuss their massive regional tour.Donnie’s Pitch: Donnie attempts to hijack the interview by playing a rap song he recorded 12 years ago with Pez’s brother, Ty, hoping to land an opening slot on the tour.The Verdict: The rappers are politely "impressed" by the 12-year-old flow but suggest a listener poll before booking him.16:30 – The Google Translate HeistThe crew discusses a bizarre news story about a criminal in New York who attempted to rob an Ecuadorian restaurant using Google Translate to demand money.The Irony: The shopkeeper actually spoke English, and the robber ended up dropping his phone and leaving empty-handed.20:01 – The Quest for a Weekly ColumnThe boys welcome Em Devon from the Townsville Bulletin. They pitch the idea of having their own weekly column to influence local policy.The Pitch: They want to suggest things like "Parades for Everyone" (even for indoor futsal wins) and making "The Donnie" haircut a protected trademark.28:55 – Secret Hound: The Impossible BreedThe episode closes with their signature game, Secret Hound, where listeners call in to guess a dog breed based on a recording of a bark.The Chaos: After a series of wrong guesses (Rottweiler, Staffy, St. Bernard), a listener finally correctly identifies the deep, howling bark of a Basset Hound.