Abnormal Stories

A rough cut of the lost final episode of classic British sitcom 'Johnny and Janey' has been recovered, and it raises a lot of questions.The Lost Finale of Johnny & Janey was written by Stuart Hardy and narrated by Colin Spaull.Janey was played by Kate Morgan JonesJohnny was played by Paul M BradleyWinnie was played by Ninette FinchMrs Armitage was played by Poppy AbbottMrs Dorisham was played by Jane GoddardJohnny's Mum was played by Kate ColdronDr Roxon was played Simon Fisher-BeckerCredits were read by Luke AllenCasting by Luke AllenThis episode was made in loving memory of Simon Fisher-Becker.Art was by Lucy JosephineMusic from the YouTube audio Library:Cocktail Hour by Aaron KennyJane Street by TracktribeUnder the rug by Density & TimeSpirit of the Dead by Aakash GandhiI Knew a Guy by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100199Artist: http://incompetech.com/Sound effects:Comedy FX by Evil_Ear_Recordings -- https://freesound.org/s/524775/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Open-Wardrobe-2.wav by toefur -- https://freesound.org/s/280240/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Door Slam - No Reverb.wav by adriann -- https://freesound.org/s/440261/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Film Projector.wav by Rock Savage -- https://freesound.org/s/65921/ -- License: Sampling+Suburban morning with dog bark and birdsong, Brisbane Australia by Alex_hears_things -- https://freesound.org/s/758868/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Footsteps On Wood Stairs by PhilllChabbb -- https://freesound.org/s/266528/ -- License: Creative Commons 0shop_door_bell+squeek.wav by 3bagbrew -- https://freesound.org/s/57742/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Doorbell A by kwahmah_02 -- https://freesound.org/s/275072/ -- License: Attribution 3.0horror Ghost sound.wav by HaraldDeLuca -- https://freesound.org/s/380510/ -- License: Creative Commons 0woman scream.wav by starnezio -- https://freesound.org/s/609973/ -- License: Creative Commons 0a bit like a film projector?.wav by walthamstow_walker -- https://freesound.org/s/544260/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Woman Scream 1 by courtneyeck -- https://freesound.org/s/673423/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Flick/Telescopic Baton by Bow-Tie -- https://freesound.org/s/500806/ -- License: Creative Commons 0All other sound effects were sourced from the YouTube audio library.

Timothy and Charlotte have officially been ranked the new number 1 best couple in the district. They've invited everyone to their wedding, even the 137th best couple, Barry and Linda.The Best Couple was written and read by Stuart HardyLinda was played by Kate ColdronBarry was played by Peter TerryYasmin was played by Poppy Abbotthttp://www.patreon.com/stubagfulMusic:All music sourced from the YouTube audio libraryJazz Piano Bar by Doug Maxwell & Media Right ProductionsHurts so Good Blues by Unicorn HeadsSulking by William RosatiWedding Fun by Sir CubworthMake Money Money by Patrick Patrikios1940s Slow Dance by Doug Maxwell & Media Right ProductionsForget me not by E's Jammy JamsCall me crazy by Patrick PatrikiosFuture Rennaissance by GodmodeInvisible Beauty by Aakash GandhiSound Effects:Car Cruise Hand out Window from the YouTube Audio LibraryFootsteps on solid wood from the YouTube Audio LibraryMale Sneeze from the YouTube Audio LibraryMouse squeaking from the YouTube Audio LibraryWind in Pine Trees from the YouTube Audio LibraryMedium house party walla, ambience, chatter.wav by SpliceSound -- https://freesound.org/s/338114/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Crowd at Wedding Reception Ambience.wav by ecfike -- https://freesound.org/s/133819/ -- License: Creative Commons 0People on a party by unfa -- https://freesound.org/s/207994/ -- License: Creative Commons 0falling on floor by skradz -- https://freesound.org/s/268166/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Crowd/Mob/Riot Noise (Voices Only) - 14 people, 2 minutes HENRY VI by FillMat -- https://freesound.org/s/384401/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Putting Trash bag in Trash can.wav by WavJunction.com -- https://freesound.org/s/456767/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Male Snore 3.wav by mattyharm -- https://freesound.org/s/432995/ -- License: Creative Commons 032. getting into bed.wav by btherad2000 -- https://freesound.org/s/328051/ -- License: Attribution 4.0Thumbnail is an edited version of this image: https://www.pexels.com/photo/man-and-woman-kissing-948185/

Mr Williams suddenly realises on a trip to the bank that everyone around him is the exact same person.The Repeat People was written and read by Stuart HardyCherie was played by Kate Morgan JonesMr Williams was played by Richard B Brookeshttp://www.patreon.com/stubagfulMusic:From the Youtube Audio Library:Heaven - E's Jammy JamsLow Noon - John PatitucciDevious Little Smile - GodmodeThe Sax of Ancient Terror - Jimena ContrerasDensity & Time - AETHERSound effectsShopping,centre_Air-conditioning_Am.stereo.wav by Dan_AudioFile -- https://freesound.org/s/628311/ -- License: Attribution 4.0241109_155248_FR_Busy_shopping_mall by kevp888 -- https://freesound.org/s/767132/ -- License: Attribution 4.0PuttingOnAShirt.wav by talithamaree_2L -- https://freesound.org/s/593583/ -- License: Attribution 3.0Automatic_door.wav by laiaoreka -- https://freesound.org/s/233389/ -- License: Attribution 4.0Quiet Side Street in City Shopping/Nighlife Area, Summer. Hamburg Sternschanze. by Pfannkuchn -- https://freesound.org/s/457617/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Car Door open and close.wav by NachtmahrTV -- https://freesound.org/s/556689/ -- License: Creative Commons 0handbrake on.wav by greatsoundstube -- https://freesound.org/s/629323/ -- License: Creative Commons 0MITSUBISHI IMIEV electric car HORN LONG.wav by jakobthiesen -- https://freesound.org/s/174840/ -- License: Attribution 3.0Turning off engine & removing the car key by Caitlin_100 -- https://freesound.org/s/384412/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Quiet Neighbourhood by Ultra-Edward -- https://freesound.org/s/812416/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Key in a lock by RealSquink -- https://freesound.org/s/787499/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Banging on a door.MP3 by SoundsForHim -- https://freesound.org/s/412857/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Chain door lock.wav by Sadiquecat -- https://freesound.org/s/659433/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Car Arriving Idling And Pulling Away by leonelmail -- https://freesound.org/s/429405/ -- License: Creative Commons 0grabbing keys off of a wood counter 1 by FOSSarts -- https://freesound.org/s/740408/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Thumbnail is an edited version of this image: https://www.pexels.com/photo/close-up-of-the-smile-of-a-man-9775440/

Y'know how everyone's Dad has to stab their uncle in a barfight over their mum's infidelity at some point in their formative years? Well I know this guy whose parents waited until 21 to do the barfight. Unbelievable. Origin Story was written and read by Stuart Hardy.http://www.patreon.com/stubagfulMusic from Youtube's audio libraryPeacefully - E's Jammy JamsHappy Birthday - E's Jammy JamsLost at Sea - TracktribePouring Out - Asher FuleroGamela - E's Jammy JamesSound effectsWine glass shatter - Youtube audio libraryLondon Pub Ambience by mdayalan -- https://freesound.org/s/398224/ -- License: Creative Commons 0SFXWhip-Ext _OWI Whip_Mikail_OwSfx by Mikail_Olivier -- https://freesound.org/s/708319/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Frying Sausage 2.wav by itinerantmonk108 -- https://freesound.org/s/552717/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Body - Fall, heavy dangerous by Vrymaa -- https://freesound.org/s/734629/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Emergency Ambulance Pass by BennettFilmTeacher -- https://freesound.org/s/607782/ -- License: Creative Commons 0The Office by qubodup -- https://freesound.org/s/211945/ -- License: Attribution 4.0Room tone with computer noise by stomachache -- https://freesound.org/s/192529/ -- License: Creative Commons 0keyboarding2.wav by keweldog -- https://freesound.org/s/181708/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Office_phone ring_medium loud.aif by vrodge -- https://freesound.org/s/119555/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Stapler.wav by esperri -- https://freesound.org/s/119154/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Office Ambience.wav by DiArchangeli -- https://freesound.org/s/108695/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Printer.wav by shaugestuen -- https://freesound.org/s/89985/ -- License: Creative Commons 0typing_soft.wav by beckmen -- https://freesound.org/s/79711/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

10% of the population of earth randomly drops dead one day for no reason. One of them was George's wife.Sudden Death was written and read by Stuart HardyFeaturing the voices ofPaul M Bradley as GeorgeMissi Chappell as SusieJane Goddard as George's MumLuke Allen as the OperatorNinette Finch as Mrs SloacombePoppy Abbott as the Government WorkerKate Coldron as the Funeral DirectorCasting by Luke Allen at Ask Seek KnockAlbum art by Stuart HardyMusicThree Wise People by E's Jammy JamsLarge smile Mood by Nico StafForest Lullabye by Asher FuleroStayin Lazy by GodmodeLove's Aftermath by Asher FuleroIt Doesn't Need to be More Than That by pATCHESAs your Prevent Do by pATCHESTides by Windows of KenBreakfast Alone by The Whole OtherTorture by Coyote HearingI Am a Man Who Will Fight for Your Honor by Chris Zabriskie is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Source: http://chriszabriskie.com/honor/Artist: http://chriszabriskie.com/Remember Me by JR TundraAmazing Grace by Cooper CannellHeartbeat of the Wind by Asher FuleroSound effectsGetting dressed super fast! by pfranzen -- https://freesound.org/s/331354/ -- License: Attribution 4.0Running Downstairs.wav by lewis100011 -- https://freesound.org/s/241834/ -- License: Attribution 3.0Seatbelt, In, A.wav by InspectorJ -- https://freesound.org/s/318679/ -- License: Attribution 4.0Car Door, Closing, A.wav by InspectorJ -- https://freesound.org/s/271555/ -- License: Attribution 4.0city traffic river 753AM 200624_0187.wav by klankbeeld -- https://freesound.org/s/620821/ -- License: Attribution 4.0OBJWhledWheelieBin by dhi67540 -- https://freesound.org/s/819551/ -- License: Attribution 4.0PuttingOnAShirt.wav by talithamaree_2L -- https://freesound.org/s/593583/ -- License: Attribution 3.0Moving Hangers by kastwey -- https://freesound.org/s/750815/ -- License: Attribution 4.0Car Door, Opening, A.wav by InspectorJ -- https://freesound.org/s/271554/ -- License: Attribution 4.0Brushing Hair.wav by talithamaree_2L -- https://freesound.org/s/593573/ -- License: Attribution 3.0Digging 2.wav by Alexbuk -- https://freesound.org/s/541903/ -- License: Attribution 4.0Steps-Dirt_2b.OGG by nuFF3 -- https://freesound.org/s/477396/ -- License: Attribution 4.0All other sound effects either made by Stuart Hardy, from Freesound.org under Creative Commons licence 0 or from the YouTube audio library

Tim wakes up on the 1st of December and finds a mysterious advent calendar on his wall, and every day he opens a door and eats a chocolate, something bad happens. Written & read by Stuart HardyFeaturing the voice talents ofMichelle Jennings as MumAlex Whiteley as the ParamedicEdward Tidy as the DoctorLuke Allen as Eddieand Simon Fisher-Becker as Father ChristmasCasting by Luke AllenClassroom ambience by MakedaMntuyedwa - https://freesound.org/people/MakedaMntuyedwa/sounds/492959/Sitting on chair by renatofarabeuf - https://freesound.org/people/renatofarabeuf/sounds/232666/Coat Foley Coat Hits by TRNGLE - https://freesound.org/people/TRNGLE/sounds/378067/Suburban backyard late afternoon ambience edit by RobinBarnard - https://freesound.org/people/RobinBarnard/sounds/593567/Ambience, Children Playing, Distant, A by InspectorJ - https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/398160/Foley » Pick Up Bike Take 6 by CUDenverSound - https://freesound.org/people/CUDenverSound/sounds/487331/People Having Dinner v2 by Rorhe - https://freesound.org/people/Rorhe/sounds/634953Door Squeak, Normal » Door Squeak, Normal, D by InspectorJ - https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/346212/Shower, A by InspectorJ - https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/353195/ladder aluminum setup 01 by Eelke - https://freesound.org/people/Eelke/sounds/462615/Hard sounds » Climbing ladder by Yolande180138 - https://freesound.org/people/Yolande180138/sounds/445696/Earthquake_Interior_MetalRattling_2.wav by Cell31_Sound_Productions - https://freesound.org/people/Cell31_Sound_Productions/sounds/198095/Crumpling to floor by DJ Burnham - https://freesound.org/people/DJ%20Burnham/sounds/76777/building_collapse02_close by onteca - https://freesound.org/people/onteca/sounds/197772/RustlingFabric by SamRam21 - https://freesound.org/people/SamRam21/sounds/649918/Everyday Sounds » fabric rustling by kgatto - https://freesound.org/people/kgatto/sounds/240266/

If there was an option to vote for 'none of the above' in an election, it would definitely win, but what would actually happen?http://www.patreon.com/stubagfulFeaturing the voice talents of Dawn Butler, Ninette Finch, Peter Terry, Josh Gill, Edward Tidy and Michael Fenton StevensPencil 3 by le_abbaye_Noirlac https://freesound.org/people/le_abbaye_Noirlac/sounds/130461/Crowd Screaming A by Inspector Jhttps://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/421852/Weirdplane by Freqman https://freesound.org/people/FreqMan/sounds/24272/

Stan's kids, Steve and Hayley (6 and 10 respectively) are playing in the garden. He blinks and suddenly they're 7 and 11. He blinks again and they're 8 and 12. Each time he closes his eyes he's flung a year into the future.Featuring the voice talents of Winter Foenander, Michelle Jennings, Helen Mae-Austin and Luke Allen