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Beach Toy Chaos, Cucumber Records & Fart-Powered Candles | Featuring Lukas!
Season 4, Ep. 19
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This week we’re joined by a special guest — Lukas, one of Noah’s old college buddies — and things go off the rails immediately. We kick off with the unbelievable story from Scotland where adult-themed toys washed up all over a beach, giving locals the most awkward shoreline cleanup in history.
Next, we dive into the mysterious origins of the number 67 and what it actually means (spoiler: it’s weirder than you think). Then we break down the oddly satisfying world record attempt of a man who snapped 65 cucumbers in 30 seconds, and the absolutely unhinged tale of a guy who blew out five birthday candles using only his farts.
Alongside the madness, we catch up on local news, life updates, and plenty of nostalgic banter with Lukas.
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