A Girls Perspective Podcast

This week, we’re talking about livable wages, taxes, Indianapolis drivers, and AI, the real-life money stress nobody prepares you for: somebody said it’s your employer’s job to make sure you have a livable wage, Jocelyn and Jade both disagree, and then both admit they’ve been the woman who couldn’t afford it. Jocelyn found another way to get more money, and Jade says it was her, and she got out of it. It’s episode 100, they said they’d do something big, life been lifin’, so they got on the soapbox instead: roundabouts, potholes, the Flock camera officers, a state tax audit, and why AI is not your friend. Whether you’re navigating a paycheck that doesn’t stretch, a tax letter you didn’t deserve, or a roundabout nobody knows how to use, this episode will feel like sitting with two friends who truly get it. New episodes every Wednesday. Follow the podcast everywhere you listen.Show NotesEpisode 100: Jocelyn says they planned something big, life been lifin’, and they’re taking celebration ideasJocelyn on the peanut butter and chili comments: we never said you were disgusting, people are hearing with emotions and not wordsJocelyn likes peanut butter chocolate milk and that’s her business. Jade: I’ll applaud you from afarFive Indianapolis officers charged with misusing Flock cameras. Jocelyn: why are we protecting their identities?Jade: if the public doesn’t have access, who did y’all think was going to abuse it?Jocelyn: they your ex for a reason. Leave them in the pastJocelyn is a left lane driver. Jade: this is Indiana, we drive whatever the spirit leads us toJocelyn: put your phone down at the light. Jade: you the line leaderJocelyn: if Indianapolis keeps building roundabouts, everybody should take the driver test againJade: 96th and Allisonville is Crash City, and new roundabouts keep going up while the potholes stayJocelyn on the driver who stopped inside a roundabout while her windows were downJade: this is not the time to be a good Samaritan. Either do it or don’tJade’s first hires with real money: a cleaner, a cook, and a chauffeur. Jocelyn would still cook, and she meal preps every SundaySomebody said a livable wage is your employer’s job. Jocelyn: they set the rate off what the business can afford, and you’re not part of that equationJade: the job’s job is to pay you what they agreed to. Jocelyn: you can’t get mad about something you acceptedJocelyn: I’ve been the person who couldn’t afford it, and I found another way to get more money. Jade: it was me, I was her, I got out of itJade: it’s easy to say what you’d do when you’re the receiver. How about the giver?Jade wants to stop paying taxes. Jocelyn would pay if they were reasonable and she could see where the money wentJocelyn got audited by the state and they adjusted it anyway. Jade’s fix: an estimate every February with a dispute lineJocelyn wants the happy side of TikTok back. Jade has used YouTube since 2005, and Jocelyn didn’t start until the podcastJocelyn: AI is not your friend, period. Jade: how lonely do you gotta be?Jade: nobody watched iRobot. AI wants you dependent so it can learn how you thinkJocelyn on when she’ll use ChatGPT at work: SQL she taught herself, and only what she truly doesn’t know how to doJocelyn to the newcomers: you probably found us from the Long’s donut video, the peanut butter and chili, or the sister who asked for three hours of babysitting

This week, we’re talking about promotions, honest feedback at work, and the questions you shouldn’t ask if you can’t take the answer: a coworker asked Jocelyn whether she’d be considered for manager, and Jocelyn, who manages a team, told her no and gave her two reasons. We also get into whether the employee who says that’s not my job still deserves a raise, why promotions should never go by seniority, and Jade’s ruling on asking a follow-up when your feelings are already hurt. Then the peanut butter and chili fallout: the clip pulled 31,000 views and almost 2,000 comments, Indiana said not my Indiana, and Jade says Indiana is a real yet fictitious place. Whether you’re navigating a promotion you didn’t get, a question you wish you hadn’t asked, or a food debate you didn’t start, this episode will feel like sitting with two friends who truly get it. New episodes every Wednesday. Follow the podcast everywhere you listen.Acast Show NotesThat’s not my job: Jocelyn says if they’re meeting expectations, they still get the raiseJocelyn: read your job description. And other duties as assigned means anything is your job now. Jade: job hazardJade: I don’t wanna be a culture fit, I wanna fit the job. Jocelyn: the culture at work is a facade anywayJade: my mom always said how people feel about you ain’t none of your businessJocelyn: promotions should never go by seniority. Promote the girl who’s been here two years working circles around everybodyAsk Jocelyn a question at your own risk. Do you want the truth, or do you want confirming information?Jocelyn: I think through how I’ll feel about the answer before I ask. If my feelings would be hurt, I’m not askingA coworker asked Jocelyn if she’d be considered for manager. Jocelyn told her no: you don’t advocate for yourself, and you only do your jobJade: if your feelings already hurt, why you ask a follow-up?Jocelyn: take a three-hour process down to one, and now you’re a promotion candidateJade: you care enough to improve things. You wanna leadJocelyn: what did you do outside your job description that told them you were ready? Your boss is not a mind readerJade: been here 20 years doing subpar work? So what. Jocelyn: what value are you adding?Jocelyn read the comments: just about every Black person said no, and a lot of white people said it’s amazingSchool lunch: Jade’s Indiana cafeteria had smothered pork chops. Jocelyn’s Chicago one had Super DonutsJocelyn’s poll flipped from 60 percent crazy work to 58 percent yesJade wants to try the cinnamon roll in the chili. The comments said don’t lie on usJocelyn: Indiana is not the Midwest. We’re closer to Virginia than Wyoming. Jade: people just refuse to stop calling it thatJocelyn: you don’t have to try everything to know it’s not for you. Never had chitlins. Jade: I smelt them once and that was enoughJocelyn: don’t yuck my yum? I hate that phrase. Eat it if you like itThirty combinations from the comments: cinnamon rolls with American cheese, peanut butter and honey, peanut butter and Miracle WhipChili mac: Jocelyn’s mom made it in Chicago. Jade: that’s hamburger helperChicken nuggets in a Frosty? Jade would try a spicy one. Jocelyn puts sugar in her grits. Jade: cilantro tastes like soapJade puts butter on the back of a Pop-Tart. Jocelyn, an extremely picky eater, doesn’t like Pop-Tarts at allWhere do you stand on the chili debate?Merch is live on the website: hats, hoodies, shirts, and cups

This week, we’re talking about the iced coffee job interview debate, adult friendship, and what people hear versus what you actually said: Jocelyn hires people, and between two equal candidates she is picking the one who did not bring the iced coffee, Jade wants to know how serious you take yourself if you did, and neither of them thinks it was ever about the coffee. We also get into whether your friends are supposed to be your fans, the team building where Jocelyn’s coworkers almost outed the podcast, the resumes that list SQL and Python until you ask one question, Jocelyn’s case for ending the handshake, the servers clip that turned into a fight about something neither of them said, and the stereotypes about Black women that neither of them fits. Whether you’re navigating a job interview, friends who don’t show up for you, or a comment section that heard what it wanted to hear, this episode will feel like sitting with two friends who truly get it. New episodes every Wednesday. Follow the podcast everywhere you listen.Show NotesYour friends are not your fans: Jocelyn read the line, and neither of them agrees with itTeam building, two truths and a lie, and Jocelyn hates that gameThe iced coffee interview: whether it’s acceptable is a different question from whether you’d do itJocelyn: what do people think the purpose of an interview is?Jocelyn’s pet peeve: clammy hands. Jade’s wish: that COVID had ended the handshake for goodJade: we got bigger fish to fry than the iced coffeeThe HR rep who started it, and what frowned upon actually meansJocelyn: I’m in the business of letting full-grown adults learn their own lessonsJocelyn: no sleeve, sweating on the desk, shaking it every sip. That’s a self-awareness issueNeither of them works for a Fortune 500What we said versus what people heard: the servers clip, and what they actually said about finding another jobWe said we tip. You still have to earn itTipping is rooted in racism, and that is a different conversation than the one they were havingJade: it’s called A Girl’s Perspective, not A Girl’s FactsJade: who are you that we gotta lie about tipping? Believe what you wanna believe, booJade: I’m not giving you $30 because you said hello. My food is coldJocelyn is active in the comments, and the loudest people never have a rebuttalJocelyn: you’re not going off what you heard, you’re going off what you feltThe clip that hit 400,000 views, and the comments that assigned a race to a story that never mentioned oneJocelyn’s pet peeve: taking a stereotype and spreading it. It does not make you look educatedJade: trifling is trifling. Every group does itJade: the comments people leave on our content hurt my heartJocelyn babysat for her brother for an hour or two. Not a trip to MiamiMen use kids as weapons too, and nobody brings that upJocelyn: blanket something on me because of the color of my skin and I’m triggered, because I try hard not to fit the stereotypesBaby mama drama, cheating, welfare: every community has it, and only one gets the labelJade: when we read it, I never thought about race. I thought, she triflingJocelyn has not dealt with much outright racism, with one exception she tellsJade has. They followed her around with it at a job, lied on her, and reported her to HRJocelyn: don’t like me because of my skin? Fine. Leave me alone. Jade: they don’t. They’re obsessed with youPositive stereotypes for Black people, and Jade’s problem with “if you’re lost, find a Black woman”Jade hates the one about all Black women being able to cook. Jade lists all Black people can dance, and Jocelyn cannotJade cannot play Spades. Neither of them fits the last stereotype on the list eitherFree therapy, and does your mama know you’re in the comments doing this?Over 100 followers on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. Merch is live: cups, shirts, hats, and hoodies

This week, we’re talking about being childfree, adult friendship, and work boundaries: why Jocelyn does not have kids and why one cat is already a lot, the strangers on TikTok asking for your phone number so y’all can be friends, and Jocelyn’s rule that a happy hour after work is on her time, not the company’s. We also get into the friend who waters a succulent with a shot glass, why Jade will not hand cash to a cashier under 30, the people who get promoted, team building every single month, and the Tae Bo and P90X series they want to film. Whether you’re navigating the no-kids question, trying to make friends as a grown woman, or a job that keeps scheduling things after you clock out, this episode will feel like sitting with two friends who truly get it. New episodes every Wednesday. Follow the podcast everywhere you listen.Acast Show NotesGetting jiggy with it, and Jade singing En Vogue for no reasonJade is on a two week hiatus from nursing school and says she is too old for itPaul Wall never cussed and nobody noticedJade hissed at her son once, and now he hisses at everybodyJade’s son asked for a picture-day photo to give a girl at school, and learned about prom from a Hilary Duff movieWhy Jocelyn does not have kids: the patience, and what it takes to keep things aliveJocelyn is overwhelmed with the catJocelyn took over her friend’s succulent after she caught him watering it with a shot glassWater it rarely, but water it well. Bottom feeding, new soil, and a monthly reminderPlanty, the office plant Jocelyn turned into six plantsStrangers on TikTok posting that they are looking for friends, with their exact location, telling people to DM their phone numberBFF Indy, and why meeting in public is the safer versionWe used to give strangers our number in high school. It was a house phone and your mama was screeningThe Nokia brick, the snake game, and five business days on one chargeJocelyn: DM my number? What are you talking about, weirdo? Jade: let’s meet somewhereHow much is tied to your phone number now, and why scammers can read the thread tooJade: people are lonely out here, and the friends you meet organically are messing up too, so why not try a stranger? Same oddsBurned by everything but a lighter, and the pants that almost caught fireWhy are cashiers hoarding the dividers?Jade will not hand cash to a cashier under 30, and Jocelyn used to freeze when somebody handed her a checkUncredit cards, and how credit cards worked before the internetJocelyn was the cashier, Jade worked at the hotel, and Jade says there ain’t nothing but whores in a hotelJocelyn’s whole job history on one hand, and Jade’s rule that very few places get a noticeYou can’t use me as a reference, and why neither of them wants a job because of somebody elseDo you change for work? Friendly without being informativeHappy hours: during work hours Jocelyn is there like swimwear, after work she is on her own timeJade: the people who get promoted are the ones who goWhy one of them was glad to leave corporate, and why the bar is always wrongHappy hour was 2 to 4 until they moved it to 4 to 6My staff only came for the free food. Is it free if it costs your time?Jocelyn lives to eat, and could have been happier at Chick-fil-ATeam building every single month, five managers, and the one game that actually worksThe future challenge: Tae Bo, P90X, Jillian Michaels, and Shaun T on cameraClosing out every bar, then Steak ’n Shake, Denny’s, Kilroy’s, or IHOPMoons Over My Hammy, ham, steak, salmon, and who could go pescatarianBacon, greens, fried cabbage, and why kimchi should not crunchTuna packets at work, and the coworker who crop dusted the whole aisleYou do not fart in other people’s bedrooms, and you do not blow your nose at the tableDo all the things: like, comment, share, rate, and reviewTwo lives. Two perspectives. One unfiltered conversation.#AGirlsPerspective #Childfree #VibeTribe

This week, we’re talking about adult ADHD and what nobody tells you after the diagnosis: the medication that had Jocelyn flipping out on people at her old job, the apology she went back and gave, and still meant, and the ADHD coaching her psychiatrist just told her exists. We also get into the birthday sail on Lake Michigan that Jocelyn paid for and he could not keep down, Gen Z telling millennials to retire, Jade’s No Child Left Behind soapbox, the follow-up to the Miami sister story, and why the word of the week is accountability. Whether you’re navigating ADHD as a grown woman, a job you already apologized to, or family that mistakes you for free childcare, this episode will feel like sitting with two friends who truly get it. New episodes every Wednesday. Follow the podcast everywhere you listen.Acast Show NotesJocelyn’s psychiatrist follow-up, and the ADHD coaching she did not know existedWhat are adults who find out they have ADHD supposed to do, just cope on their own?Why sleep makes ADHD worse and ADHD makes sleep worseThe medication that had Jocelyn flipping out on people at her old job, the apology she went back and gave, and why she still meant itJocelyn’s birthday trip to Michigan, and the resort full of retireesJocelyn hates water and the beach, and paid for a sunset sail on Lake Michigan for his birthday anywaySeasick in the middle of the lake, the mints, the bag, and the eye patch pictures Jocelyn sent JadeJade’s verdict: you terrible, and I would have done the same thingTwo trainees and a fire drill on a boat somebody paid forWhy Jocelyn is convinced a cruise would be the end of her, and why Jade is going on one anywayLakes, oceans, and the California flight with grandma that started itThe 14 hour flight to South Korea Jocelyn is going to take anywayGen Z is rage baiting millennials, and Jocelyn commented twiceJocelyn thought she was Gen X because of a Spice Girls songJade is 35 and just got the management job, so what you mean retire?Outperform us and take it, and why every millennial would retire tomorrow if she couldJade’s soapbox: No Child Left Behind, no consequences, no winnersAccountability, and what the Miami sister story looks like two weeks laterJocelyn on family that manipulates you: that is just somebody you share DNA withWhy Jocelyn was the family babysitter, and what she would do if her brother pulled thisThe key word of the episode is accountabilityTeach You a Lesson on Netflix, recommended for the second time, subtitles onlyIs childfree an offensive term? Childfree vs childlessHomeless vs unhoused, and who decidedIt’s A Girl’s Perspective, not A Girl’s FactsY’all corrected us on Aladdin, and one of us still says the Genie did too muchTikTok hit 6,000, the Miami clip passed 400,000, and thank you for showing upTimestamps:00:00 Medication Switch Talk02:31 Behavioral Coaching Referral04:59 Doctors Who Explain05:49 Concerta Dose Fallout07:28 Birthday Trip Michigan10:04 Sailing Trip Disaster13:55 Pirate Pics Debate16:34 Boat Safety Complaints18:33 Irrational Water Fears23:48 Gen Z Rage Bait Theory26:17 Retirement Rage Bait27:08 Outperform Us Then28:36 No Child Left Behind29:22 Babysitting Gone Wrong30:35 Accountability Over Family35:12 Teach You a Lesson40:11 Childfree Term Debate42:06 Unhoused vs Homeless45:04 Aladdin Genie Argument49:41 Growth and FarewellTwo lives. Two perspectives. One unfiltered conversation.#AGirlsPerspective #ADHD #VibeTribe

This week, we're talking about student loans and what it really cost to do what everybody told millennials to do: the $99,900 Jocelyn owed on one accounting degree, the for-profit college behind most of it, the class action lawsuit, the borrower defense claim, and the day her balance dropped to $34,000. We also get into the hairstylist who told clients to stop texting when they arrive, why tips are optional, whether doctors should make more than teachers, and the Long's versus Hart's donut update Indianapolis has been asking for. Whether you're navigating student loan debt you signed for before you understood it, customer service that expects you to serve it, or a city that will pray for you over a donut opinion, this episode will feel like sitting with two friends who truly get it. New episodes every Wednesday. Follow the podcast everywhere you listen.Show Notes•     A coworker who thought bugaboo was a term of endearment•     The hairstylist who told clients to stop texting when they arrive, and why Jade says the text is how you find out she is not ready•     $100 an hour, no seating area, and what stylists think customers owe them•     Jocelyn, a prescription, and a pharmacist with an attitude•     Tips are optional: Jocelyn tips well and says it anyway•     Teachers deserve more money, and teaching has always been honest about the pay•     Should doctors make more than teachers? Jade says they go to school longer, Jocelyn says the teachers are the ones teaching them•     The no zero grading policy and what a B used to be•     How college got pushed on millennials starting in elementary school, and why community college got treated like a punishment•     Ten years to graduate, every college we went to, and the Ivy Tech rule•     Jocelyn's student loan story: $99,900 on an accounting degree, two years at DeVry, the refund checks, the class action lawsuit she found on TikTok, the borrower defense claim on the federal student aid site, and the discharge that took her down to $34,000•     Only in the USA: a viral video we are not sure is real•     The Indiana fertility doctor documentary and the part that scares Jocelyn most•     The Hart's update: Jade still has not been•     Indiana staples: King Ribs, Long's, peanut butter sandwiches with chili, fries in a Frosty, bacon donuts, and the tenderloin bigger than your head•     Uranus, Indiana is real and known for fudge•     The donut comments: Tim's, Sweet Shop, Pana, the man who wants his $2.50 back, and the Last Supper comment•     What happened when Jocelyn went back to Hart's•     Sippers vs gulpers•     Elmo vs Barney, the Big Comfy Couch, cable but not new shoes, and the radio that never turned offTimestamps:00:00 Bugaboo At Work03:06 Hair Appointment Rants09:37 Pharmacy Customer Service12:39 Tipping And Job Choices13:46 Teachers Pay Debate19:15 College Scam Talk24:24 Student Loan Horror Story27:05 Borrower Defense Win31:08 Unpredictable Friend Energy33:40 Only In The USA Story38:55 Hart's Update And Indiana Staples41:40 King Ribs Debate42:24 Midwest Food Combos44:32 Tenderloin Madness46:51 Indiana Is Foolish49:57 Donut Shop Recs51:17 Longs Comment Wars59:30 Hartz Love Story01:03:14 Weight And Hormones01:06:43 Wrap Up And Plugs01:07:45 Elmo Vs Barney01:10:46 Grandma TV Memories01:13:31 Final Goodbye

This week, we're talking about Black hair and everything we went through to have it: the relaxer that burned and the beautician who said tell me when you feel it, the salon Saturdays that took the whole day, the big chop, sisterlocks, and the little boy who thinks moms are supposed to have hair. Also on the table: screenshot everything your boss tells you, the report nobody mentioned until it was due, the genie being a bad influence on Aladdin, and a photographer who says she loves our people but can't show you one of us. Whether you're still giving the salon your Saturdays, wondering if your loctician should have this much say, or just tired of explaining your hair to people who don't have to deal with it, this episode will feel like sitting with two friends who truly get it. New episodes every Wednesday. Follow the podcast everywhere you listen.Acast Show Notes•     Two weeks without staff, a report nobody mentioned until it was due, and the whole commercial book of business•     Dropping the ball on purpose versus owning the part that was actually yours•     Screenshot everything: dated, filed by person, meeting minutes in a separate folder•     When Jade leaves a job, the spirit already told her•     Everybody Hates Chris, the Chris Rock debate, and whether anybody remembers he was the zebra in Madagascar•     Happy Feet, the Prince soundtrack, and Robin Williams•     Nothing tops Aladdin, and the genie was a bad influence•     Vincenzo and villains who are geniuses until it's time to be geniuses•     Outdoor shoots available weekdays only, closed Monday through Thursday•     The Black photographer with five photos on her page and not one Black face•     Show me you know how to light us, and why Instagram is not a portfolio•     Dyeing it brown for fall, and the loctician who will not bleach Jocelyn's hair•     Your hair belongs to me now: why Jocelyn handed her head over to her loctician•     Jade's son said moms are supposed to have hair. Jade said it's in the trash•     The perm burn Jocelyn liked, the Malcolm X scene, and the perm Jade's father did that left a bald patch•     Why Jade cut it all off: the salon Saturday that never ended•     The Just For Me commercial was a silk press, and Jam, Sofree, and Blue Magic•     No bedroom set at 39, the oil spot on the wall, and hiring somebody to clean•     The diced pepperoni incident and "different strokes for different folks"•     I drink what the sign say, and PICU is not a thingTimestamps:00:00 A week on the water01:00 Two weeks without my staff02:00 PTO means prepare the others03:00 The report nobody mentioned until it was due05:15 The whole commercial book of business06:30 Extending the vacation08:00 Dropping the ball on purpose10:00 The mistake that wasn't all mine13:30 Screenshot everything16:30 When I leave, I have a reason17:00 Everybody Hates Chris, and so does one of us18:30 Who was the zebra in Madagascar20:45 Happy Feet and the Prince soundtrack22:30 Nothing tops Aladdin23:30 The genie was a bad influence24:30 Vincenzo and villains who forget to be smart31:30 Did Happy Feet have a villain32:30 Outdoor shoots, weekdays only, closed Monday through Thursday36:00 A photographer with no website36:45 Five photos, all white women39:00 Show me you know how to light us39:30 Instagram is not a portfolio41:30 Dyeing it brown for fall42:15 Your hair belongs to me now43:30 Why Jocelyn won't cut hers44:30 Moms are supposed to have hair45:30 I liked the burn46:45 The Malcolm X scene47:30 The perm my father did49:30 Sick of my whole Saturday being gone50:15 The Just For Me commercial was a silk press51:15 Jam, Sofree, and Blue Magic52:30 No bedroom set at 3953:45 The oil spot on the wall55:00 The only thing I wanna do is sit down56:30 Merch and the Carolina blue hoodie59:00 The diced pepperoni incident1:04:00 I drink what the sign say1:04:45 PICU is not a thing1:06:15 Wrap upTwo lives. Two perspectives. One unfiltered conversation.#AGirlsPerspective #VibeTribe #BlackHair

This week, we’re talking about what 35 does to a woman’s body and mind and why nobody warns you: ADHD symptoms that showed up out of nowhere, menopause creeping into the 40s, and doctors who say nah you good while your friend is finding out on TikTok what her old OBGYN never told her. Whether you’re wondering if it’s ADHD or menopause, fighting a doctor for a decision about your own body, or just trying to figure out why everything got harder after 35, this episode will feel like sitting with two friends who truly get it. New episodes every Wednesday. Follow the podcast everywhere you listen.Acast Show Notes• Jocelyn asked her psychiatrist if ADHD can just show up, and what she said about women and menopause• Jade’s theory: at 35 everything goes downhill, wisdom teeth included• Why menopause is the biggest life event women never talk about• Hysterectomy does not automatically mean menopause, and why “total” does not mean what you think• Menopause is showing up in the 40s and doctors are still saying nah you good• The TikTok about ten years on a birth control shot and the OBGYN who never said a word• Why Jocelyn wants a woman handling her reproductive health• The doctor who told Jade she was infertile and never put it in her chart• Why paying off your car early can drop your credit score 30 points• A lioness and her cub loose in Indiana, and where is the daddy• The sister who asked for three hours of babysitting and flew to Miami• Low maintenance vs high maintenance vs low investment friendships, defined• The high school friend who showed up at a boyfriend’s house over two missed calls• The one question to ask at the start of every relationship• Art After Dark, release forms, and who actually shows up for you• Hot yoga, guided meditation, and why counting to ten is not clearing your mind• The journals Jocelyn found and the referral she still has not called• Ten years of asking for a hysterectomy and why autonomy is supposed to be the rule• Nobody to take care of but me, and Jade’s future orange catTimestamps: 00:00 Back on the meds 01:30 Three credit cards paid off 02:00 The lender said don’t pay off the car 02:50 The Trax and the 30 points 04:00 Can ADHD just show up? The psychiatrist answers 05:30 At 35 everything goes downhill 06:30 Why nobody talks about menopause 07:30 Hysterectomy does not mean menopause 09:00 The anesthesiologist and the word “total” 10:30 Menopause is creeping into the 40s 11:00 Doctors saying nah you good 12:00 Male OBGYNs and life experience 12:45 The doctor said infertile and never wrote it down 13:30 A lioness is loose in Indiana 16:30 Can a lion break down a door 17:45 The saline recall 21:15 Story time: watch my sister’s kids for a couple hours 22:30 Miami owes me nothing 24:30 Who was wrong 26:30 Babysitting the whole family 29:30 Anybody can get cut 31:15 Low maintenance, high maintenance, low investment 32:30 The TikTok that started it 35:00 The friend who showed up at the boyfriend’s house 36:30 What do you want from this relationship 40:30 Art After Dark 42:45 Do you still need a release form 47:00 Who actually showed up 50:30 The $1,000 owl painting 51:30 Dot painting and yet another hobby 52:15 Hot yoga 53:30 Guided meditation has too many steps 56:30 The journals 58:45 The referral nobody called 60:30 Just let me reschedule by text 61:45 Redoing the whole wardrobe 63:30 Why can’t women just choose a hysterectomy 67:00 Ten years of asking 68:15 Nobody to take care of but me 69:30 Jade wants an orange cat 70:30 Wrap up