Smersh Pod

Welcome to to the magical, marvellous mystical land of Oz. A place where stand up comedian chickens chat with fat arthritic robots, while witches with severed heads chase you across deadly sand dunes with wheeled PTSD machines roll into your waking nightmares. Yes, it’s celebrated children’s film Return to Oz.And joining me to put on his best shoes and head out to a HEN DO, is Natt Tapley. 

Hello and welcome to Ancient Egypt. A beautiful place, filled with rich history - and you can’t say Pharoah than that. However the view Sphinx, and everyone is in DE NILE.This week we’ll joining some weird GIZA’s and boarding a Chariot of the Gods, to see what happens when we put our head through someone’s big old ring. Yes, it’s Stargate. Joining me to realise that there are no doorbells in Egypt, so he’ll we’ll have to toot and come in, is Dan Thomas.

Hello and welcome to Ancient Egypt. A beautiful place, filled with rich history - and you can’t say Pharoah than that. However the view Sphinx, and everyone is in DE NILE.This week we’ll joining some weird GIZA’s and boarding a Chariot of the Gods, to see what happens when we put our head through someone’s big old ring. Yes, it’s Stargate. Joining me to realise that there are no doorbells in Egypt, so he’ll we’ll have to toot and come in, is Dan Thomas.

One from the archives! This week we'll be donning our goggles, jumping in our kite, and going to heaven and back while fighting those damned Jerries - but because this is the 1980s, we will also be jumping back and forth in time and being American. Yes - it's BIGGLES: ADVENTURES IN TIME.Joining me to wanna be a hero is comedian and Welsh man, Dan Thomas.

This week we’ll be using our super powers to check in on an old flame, whether she likes it or not, while our greatest nemesis plots to kill billions of people via legitimately the worst plan ever created. Yes, it’s Superman ReturnsAnd joining me to write about how much he doesn’t need to be here, convincing absolutely no one, is Johnny Candon. 

This week we’ll be using our super powers to check in on an old flame, whether she likes it or not, while our greatest nemesis plots to kill billions of people via legitimately the worst plan ever created. Yes, it’s Superman ReturnsAnd joining me to write about how much he doesn’t need to be here, convincing absolutely no one, is Johnny Candon. 

Welcome traveller, to a conquered planet, enslaved by The terrifying Beast, and conquered by his army of evil alien invaders. There is hope for this world however, if the prophecy will come true, a king and queen will free these lands, produce a child, and bring prosperity back, and hopefully find work for Liam Neeson. Yes, it’s KRULL. Joining me to hide in the bushes and show his one eyed warrior to scared magicians, is Dan Tetsell 

Welcome traveller, to a conquered planet, enslaved by The terrifying Beast, and conquered by his army of evil alien invaders. There is hope for this world however, if the prophecy will come true, a king and queen will free these lands, produce a child, and bring prosperity back, and hopefully find work for Liam Neeson. Yes, it’s KRULL. Joining me to hide in the bushes and show his one eyed warrior to scared magicians, is Dan Tetsell 

John is joined by Paul Litchfield to look through For Your Eyes Only while minesweeping, and escaping the attention of under-aged women.