Can I Speak To The Manager

You're insecure Zayn. We're here to help. In this episode we look at Zayn's solo career and where it all went wrong. And that's with not releasing more BANGERS. Zayn, honey, even if this is a re-release, reach out! We need to speak to your manager.

Let's start by saying Greg loves Coldplay. Or loved. Parachutes is a banger of an album, but with each album, and each growth in popularity. Something happened. In this episode we dig deep into what made Coldplay popular, and why they're kind of corny now. Who names their kid apple? Though I kind of like it now...but honey, Chris, Coldplay....we need to speak to your manager....still!

Ryan Gosling is hot. Full stop. This is an old episode. To be honest, we never needed to do this episode. What a great career. A-list actor who's Canadian....what more can you ask for. Ryan Gosling you're doing great sweetie. But honey, listen, if you want some more ideas, we're here for you....with old stale ideas because this is an old episode. BUT STILL GOOD. PLEASE LISTEN.

Ne-Yo. We love you. Please make sexy love pt 2. This is a release of the 2ND episode we ever recorded. Meaning the sound quality is bad, but the advice is still good!

LISTEN, we're still re-releasing stuff (because brian accidentally deleted it all). This week it's Eminem. Remember him? Well, you should because he just released a new album recently. DID he listen to our advice? Who knows....Did we record this on zoom mics? The answer is yes, and we're sorry. We're going to come back soon with the best-sounding sound since the first time you heard sound. Maybe one day we should manage ourselves. Til then...Eminem, honey, we need to speak to your manager.

While this is a re-release, the timing couldn't be better. Everyone's saying stream Joyride (especially in a current Dr Luke user). So, go stream Joyride. Feels like for once a celebrity actually listened to us. So, like, no complaints here to our Jack and Coke queen. Truthfully, honey, we don't need to speak to your manager. Keep doing what you're doing.

This was our first-ever episode...and we recorded it on zoom. Sorry. However, currently Katy Perry is trying to make a comeback....and it's not going well. Clearly she didn't listen to our advice! Dr. Luke?! Katy nooooooooooooo. While it was recorded 3 years ago...(again on zoom its poor audio), our advice is still there, because Katy, if you're reading this, which would be wild....honey, we need to speak to your manager. like RN.

Are the Jonas Brothers still relevant since we did this episode? We don't know. They came back...got once divorce and left. This is a re-released episode....but everything we said makes sense still. WE'RE AHEAD OF OUR TIMES. Kevin still needs to disappear, but otherwise, if the Jonas Brothers try to come back again, we're going to need to speak to their managers.

This is an older episode. Listen, Brian may have accidentally deleted a lot of our content. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. We're messy. But we're allowed to be. The celebs we study...not so much. In this episode, we look at Justin Timberlake, BEFORE the DUI, but we all knew it was coming. We were anti-Justin ever since the Superbowl. Ever since he did Britney dirty, and while this is an episode, show us where we were wrong. We weren't. This dude sucks. And honey...we need to speak to your manager.