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We're Not Helpful

The book podcast for people who know nothing about books.


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  • Episode 25: The King of Horror

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    CONTENT WARNING: Discussion of adult themes including abuse and gun violence. In this spine-tingling episode of We’re Not Helpful, we dive deep into the terrifying world of Stephen King! From iconic works like It and The Shining to underrated gems, we explore the stories, characters, and nightmares that have haunted readers for decades. We’ll discuss what makes King’s writing so terrifying, his unique storytelling style, and the best and worst of the film and TV adaptations.Of course, true to form, we’ll go off-track and likely give you zero useful info. Whether you're a hardcore Stephen King fan or just here for the chaos, tune in for an episode that’s equal parts spooky and silly.Spoilers ahead for many Stephen King stories. Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at nothelpfulpod@gmail.com or on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok and now Bluesky!

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  • Episode 24: Morality and Murders

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    We have officially entered spooky season, and to celebrate we start off asking an ethical quandary which breaks Eloise's brain, before moving onto a discussion all about horror. We cover a lot of different topics from the works of H.P. Lovecraft to Stephen King and the films that have shaped horror discourse over the last 50 years, as we attempt to answer the question, "What is horror and why do people like to be scared?"Turn off the lights, lock the doors, and ignore that strange sound coming from the attic...Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at nothelpfulpod@gmail.com or on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok.
  • Episode 23: Literally Unreadable! One Star!

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    In this hilarious episode join our hosts as they dive into the wild world of one-star reviews for some of literature's most beloved books! From baffling critiques to outrageous complaints, our hosts read, react, and try to guess the titles of these infamous reads. Will they recognize the classics, or will the reviews leave them scratching their heads? Tune in for a fun-filled journey through literary misinterpretations, unexpected hilarity, and a celebration of why reading can be so delightfully subjective. Grab your favorite book (or not!) and settle in for an episode that proves sometimes, even the greatest stories can have the worst reviews.Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at nothelpfulpod@gmail.com or on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok.
  • Episode 22: Death of the Author

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    In this episode we tackle the highbrow literary theory known as "The Death of an Author"—and by "tackle," we mean we kind of bump into it, spill our coffee, and then pretend we know what we're talking about. Join us as we try to explain why the author's intentions may or may not matter. Is it deep? Sure. Is it helpful? Absolutely not.Links to things discussed this episode: Roland Barthes' original essay "Death of the Author" - https://writing.upenn.edu/~taransky/Barthes.pdf Lindsey Ellis video essay "Death of the Author" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGn9x4-Y_7AEloise's Tumblr Comic - https://www.instagram.com/p/C_fVayvPehA/ Comments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at nothelpfulpod@gmail.com or on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok.
  • Episode 21: Art vs Artist

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    Should you able to enjoy things produced by horrible people without fear of judgement from others?Do public figures need to be held to a higher standard than others?Can you truly sperate the art from the artist?CONTENT WARNING: Discussions of sexual assault and transphobiaLinks to videos mentioned in the show: https://youtu.be/P60gfp4VBQQ?si=Kcj4hltxItdGMwV8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xmeEXDFM8IComments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at nothelpfulpod@gmail.com or on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok.
  • Episode 20: Don't Miss Your Flight

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    Julian wasn't feeling well so we recruited our good friend Adrian to talk about his area of expertise. If you've ever taken a flight then you might've had one of these with you. That's right, on this episode we are talking about Airport Fiction! From James Patterson, Lee Child and Matthew Reilly (actually a lot about Matthew Reilly) we talk about the tropes and themes in these fast pace thrillers that can make the longest plane trip fly by. Buy Julian's book "Shadows Embrace" here: https://amzn.asia/d/5BiSEJuComments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at nothelpfulpod@gmail.com or on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok.
  • Episode 19: The Dilemma

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    Have you ever found yourself staring at your bookshelf, unable to muster the motivation to pick up a book? You're not alone. We'll discuss common causes of reading slumps and share some tips to reignite your love for reading. Well, we try to. Our conversation also takes a turn into the digital age. How are e-books, audiobooks, and the endless distractions of social media affecting our reading habits?Buy Julian's book "Shadows Embrace" here: https://amzn.asia/d/5BiSEJuComments, questions, feedback? Get in touch at nothelpfulpod@gmail.com or on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok.