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New year. New podcast. New activewear! Find out just how active that wear is with your friends at Legs and Eggs! Why does Jimmy Smits looks like that? Why does Nick Turturro look like a flushed turd but his brother is cool AF? Why do we kill everyone Sipowicz loves?
These questions, and more, will be addressed like Lincoln addressed Gettysburg.Which reminds me! Legs and Eggs is proud to introduce — wait for it — DOCTOR PENIS, MEDICINE PENIS! Who dat? You’ll find out!
All that AND: We’ll make scenes at an Italian restaurant with David Brooks! The difference between Riverdance and Deliverance! Mayor Eric Adams for President! Leggo this Eggo!
Are you worried you missed an episode? Having trouble finding us on social media? Well, have no fear! We know your struggle and have wrapped everything up nice and neat and even put a fucking bow on it. Just visit our website shows.acast.com/legsandeggs where you will find everything your little heart desires. We even have a link for StarMaker where you can sing karaoke LIVE with Klem!
Our Patreon is where all the action really is. Early access, bonus content, Legs and Eggs swag, and if you dare to go Inside the Actor’s Butthole, Fupa Jones, the actor, will send you a signed pic of his butt. That’s right! Fupa’s ass can be framed and hung in your home! What are you waiting for?
Have questions for any of the hosts? Want some advice about dry jacking or whether it is ethical to refuse a load? You can email us at legsandeggspodcast@gmail.com or leave a message on our Google phone number 929-263-4165. Drunk messages encouraged because those have been funny af.
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