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Your Confessions… ‘Eat sh*t… literally’

Warning cousins, this one’s gag-city.


Candice and Sarel share their thoughts (and gags) about this creative cousin and their petty revenge…


We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.com


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If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7

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