Reading Hillsong

"Why would God give you the ability to get wealth, if he didn't want you to HAVE ALL THAT MONEY?"THIS fantastic logic continues on through Chapter 6, but wasn't applied to any other illegal, immoral, or fattening behaviours. However, when it comes to money, the message is clear: POOR people CAN'T help ANYONE. RICH people are THE BEST because they CAN HELP everyone. all over the world. ALL THAT MONEY. Just like the Bible says to...

We read Deuteronomy to get scared about money. We make jokes about McDonald's. We discuss how you shouldn't have debts you can't pay. Just rent buildings for $1 a year. Brian was able to pay the rent 'all by myself'! Get yourself a miracle. Don't pay your Mastercard with your Visa and then your Visa with your Amex. Lots of other good advice.

The prodigal son was not the problem in the Parable of the Prodigal Son.It was the son who stayed behind and complained and didn't want to splash out. Sort of like people who have depression. Somehow. Listen close...

Brian finds himself in L.A., NOT loving money and sees Jack Nicholson give money to a beggar even though NO ONE else is around. This has a profound effectBCH recalls selling his car to a congregant (probably at a great tax-free, cash profit, then leased a new one) and randomly the buyer finds the car all keyed up and we wonder if it's another Hazel Houston car story mystery.References to tax dodging and millionaires and the irony is unbearable.A short list of things MORE important than all that hot, hot money, cash, moolah yumyumbubblegum payola is at the end! something about family lol w Drapps

money is good. it's great. money is the best. some people say that whole camel/eye of needle thing is a big deal. it's not. there's more verses in the bible that if you say with more emphasis and different pauses make it sound like God insists you run after the cash in your life. Gaslight gaslight, you make god happy when you prosper. Go for the gold!with Leaving Hillsong Queen Natalie Moses

Poor people are gross. They are losers who aren't going anywhere. You don't want to be like them. There's a bible verse that if you look at it sideways in the dark supports this idea. Rich people are the best. with Glen Moses

Introduction to why money is so, so good by a Christian pastor who can feel a pyramid scheme in his boneswith Glen Moses

You're not gonna believe this! Frank had a vision! and Hazel was there to enable it!What a fantastic ending to a cult handbook!

It's graduation day and there's a banquet to be shared, alongside some great memories... the students will find out where their posting will be... and it's an exciting time all around for CLBC staff and students!