They're Not Even Real Housewives Though!

Re-release day 2! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!It's our birthday, it's not a special episode, that's coming (we've not had time).We do rant a lot about random stuff though because there's only 2 episodes at the time of recording. We cover the Superbowl, JLo's new tattoo and other musings.When we do talk about Real Housewives, we recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 2 and Real Housewives of Miami S5 Eps 13 &14.RHONJ, Rachel and Danielle are bringing it, we're obsessed.RHOM Kiki is our spirit animal, copping a squat on the beach - been there!

In the run up to S14 of RHONJ, we'll be releasing the S13 Recap Eps! During the recording we work out that it's almost our 1 year Anniversary. 20th Feb marks our first ever episode!This week we cover Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Finale and Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 1. Rosie starts Vanderpump Rules, but isn't doing the work and is starting at the new season. We get into it about the various characters and bars owned by LVP. Tijani hasn't seen Real Housewives Miami because NowTV is sh*t, but we still talk about it.We discuss RHOP - Mia has a rash, that sparks a semen chat.RHONJ is back and the new girls are the best casting choice in a long time, well done Bravo TV, well the F done!Rosie challenges Tijani to name housewife children and it's really hard!

Do you have one of those Roombas or other branded auto vaccums? Do you have any wild stories? Has yours spread dog sh*t across your house?What do you think about the Baldwin's joining RHOBH? We're low key here for it. UK peeps, make sure you vote on 2nd May! Your voice matters!Eventually we recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion Part 2, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 11 and The Valley S1 Ep 4.

There is something living in the walls of the room I record in, so my audio is echoey. Sorry! But I can't go back in there LOL! Rosie and I are back after a Easter Break. We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion Part 1, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 10, The Valley S1 Ep 3 and we briefly touch on Vanderpump Villa!

So, Netflix is giving more than Bravo right now?!!We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 17, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 8, The Valley S1 Ep 1 and Buying Beverley Hills S2 Ep 1. Just a FYI, we have zero idea who is who on The Valley.

We recap the final part of the S6 Real Housewives of Miami Reunion, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 16, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 7 and Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Reunion Part 3.

Do we give 5* content? Would you review us and let us know? Thanks luvs!We've booked tickets to see Countess Luann at Koko in London - come see us and hang out with the Countess.Anyway, we talk the RHONJ trailer, recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep15, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep6, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Reunion Part 2 and Erika Jayne's Bet It All On Blonde. Spoiler - Rosie wasn't a fan of Miss EJ's show.

It's reunion week!! We recap Real Housewives of Miami S6 Reunion Parts 1 and 2, Real Housewives of Beverley Hill S13 Reunion Part 1 and we briefly touch on Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 5.

Do you commute to work using public transport, can you please share your funny stories? The things you must see, hear or smell, we need to know! Email them over to notevenhousewivespodcast@gmail.comWe get into the Reunion lewks for RHOBH, recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep13, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep4, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep17 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep17.