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They're Not Even Real Housewives Though!

He has itchy sperm - They're not even real housewives though podcast

Season 2, Ep. 5

While we're taking a little break here's a throw back to one of our most listened to episodes.


This week Rosie and I recap the Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Reunion pt 3, Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 5 and Real Housewives of Miami S5 Reunion Pt 1. We also chat about Vanderpump Rules because, well, we're obsessed!


Tijani plans to test out a hangover life hack sent in by one of you lovely lot, find out next episode how it goes. Keep them coming, send us your life hacks via email or socials.

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  • 53. Scheana only V.I.Pees!

    01:28:01
    Do you have one of those Roombas or other branded auto vaccums? Do you have any wild stories? Has yours spread dog sh*t across your house?What do you think about the Baldwin's joining RHOBH? We're low key here for it. UK peeps, make sure you vote on 2nd May! Your voice matters!Eventually we recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion Part 2, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 11 and The Valley S1 Ep 4.
  • 52. Vanderpump Villa - Oh lala!

    01:35:28
    There is something living in the walls of the room I record in, so my audio is echoey. Sorry! But I can't go back in there LOL! Rosie and I are back after a Easter Break. We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion Part 1, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 10, The Valley S1 Ep 3 and we briefly touch on Vanderpump Villa!
  • 51. Get his D*ck Out Because It's Tiny & Funny!

    01:54:50
    So, Netflix is giving more than Bravo right now?!!We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 17, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 8, The Valley S1 Ep 1 and Buying Beverley Hills S2 Ep 1. Just a FYI, we have zero idea who is who on The Valley.
  • 50. When is Jo, because it's not 2024?!

    01:31:57
    We recap the final part of the S6 Real Housewives of Miami Reunion, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 16, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 7 and Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Reunion Part 3.
  • 49. A Brock In A China Shop!

    01:40:25
    Do we give 5* content? Would you review us and let us know? Thanks luvs!We've booked tickets to see Countess Luann at Koko in London - come see us and hang out with the Countess.Anyway, we talk the RHONJ trailer, recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep15, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep6, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Reunion Part 2 and Erika Jayne's Bet It All On Blonde. Spoiler - Rosie wasn't a fan of Miss EJ's show.
  • 48. The Kandi Burruss of Sandwiches!

    01:53:39
    It's reunion week!! We recap Real Housewives of Miami S6 Reunion Parts 1 and 2, Real Housewives of Beverley Hill S13 Reunion Part 1 and we briefly touch on Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 5.
  • 47. First Stage Of Rage!

    01:52:45
    Do you commute to work using public transport, can you please share your funny stories? The things you must see, hear or smell, we need to know! Email them over to notevenhousewivespodcast@gmail.comWe get into the Reunion lewks for RHOBH, recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep13, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep4, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep17 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep17.
  • 46. Superbowl Ruined Our Bravo Week!

    01:21:05
    What is up with no Bravo Shows when there's sporting events? However, we are here for Beyonce's country album announcement!Because of the Super Bowl (ugh) we only recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 2, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 16 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 16.
  • 45. Merce is Dispersed!

    01:21:17
    We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 12, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 2, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 15 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 15.