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Get ready to raise your goblets of skepticism as we toast to the end of our biblical bender with the prophet of doom, Jeremiah! In this no-holds-barred episode, we're waving goodbye to good ol' Jeremiah and his rollicking rollercoaster ride through prophecy, exile, and the divine dramedy of ancient Judah. This is "Jeremiah Wrap Up" – the podcast episode where we unravel the tangled mess of edits, additions, and divine threats that somehow constitute the book of Jeremiah.As self-appointed apostles of atheism, we've dutifully slogged through 52 chapters of fire-and-brimstone tirades and unearthed the so-called 'wisdom' that Jeremiah served up to the Jews in Babylon. It's a tale of idol-worshipping baddies, geopolitical soap operas, and a God who has a penchant for overreacting. So buckle up, non-believers, as we dive headfirst into the good book’s saga of celestial temper tantrums and mortals just trying to catch a break.From the ashes of Assyria's fall to the not-so-surprising rise of Babylon, we've dissected the supposed prophecies of Jeremiah and held them up to the harsh light of historical scrutiny. Spoiler alert: When you're the bearer of bad news in ancient times, you get a book named after you! And, of course, what's a Jeremiah jamboree without mentioning the Deuteronomist fan club and their penchant for historical revisionism?Did we mention the trivia challenge? That's right; we're testing your recall of all things Jeremiah with a pop quiz that's more challenging than explaining the plot of Lost. It's the perfect chance to show off your biblical book smarts or just play along and laugh at our attempts to remember which king set the parchment ablaze (because who doesn't love a little bit of light sacrilege with their sacred texts?).As we lay Jeremiah to rest, we reflect on his forty years of biblical buzzkill that have shaped the Judeo-Christian narrative – kind of like Moses, but with less parting seas and more tearing robes. And if you think this is where the contradictions end, think again! We've got a teaser for our upcoming "You're Always Wrong" episode that promises to dissect the discrepancies with the glee of a kid at a skeptics' summer camp.So, if you've been dying to get the dirt on ancient idols, the headaches of exile, and prophecies that are about as clear as mud, you're in the right place. Thanks for joining us on this irreverent romp through religious history – your company has been more delightful than a Canaanite wine festival. Don't miss out on the next leg of our godless journey through the Bible. It's going to be epic, or at least epically snarky.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/.

Join us for a skeptics’ gala as we take a sardonic stroll through the so-called prophetic musings in Jeremiah chapters 46 to 52. If you thought biblical prophecies were as solid as Babylon's walls, think again! In this episode, we gleefully dissect the oracle against Babylon and its laughable accuracy (or the lack thereof). Ready your logical faculties as we dive into an irreverent Q&A session that uncovers the alleged foresights that are as reliable as a horoscope in a fortune cookie.With a heavy dose of sarcasm and a side of historical scrutiny, we explore the notion of Babylon’s demise. Spoiler alert: It's about as prophetic as predicting the sun will rise tomorrow. We tackle the perplexing use of the at-bash cipher (fancy word for biblical spy code) and discuss whether Jeremiah himself penned these cryptic texts or if some post-exilic scribe just couldn't resist adding their fan fiction to the mix.Did the walls of Babylon ever really fall, or did the prophecy crumble instead? Our atheist hosts put on their detective hats and sift through the evidence, concluding that the accuracy of these prophecies is as stable as a house of cards in a windstorm. We also delve into the all-too-convenient "post-event written prophecy" about the Medes and Persians, calling out the biblical equivalent of editing Wikipedia after the match to say you knew the score all along.Don’t miss our exploration of magical practices in Mesopotamia, where we reveal how ancient superstitions were more about showmanship than divine intervention. And as a treat, we scrutinize the political espionage and the “will they, won't they” of Babylonian rebellion that would give any soap opera a run for its money.For those who like their history served with a hint of blasphemy and a generous helping of critical thinking, this episode is a feast for the mind. Whether you’re a long-time atheist looking for a laugh or a curious agnostic on the prowl for some hard truths, tune in for an hour of unabashed bible bashing and myth-busting merriment.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/.

Strap in, skeptics and scripture sleuths! In this irreverent romp through the oft-ignored Jeremiah Chapters 46 - 52, we're decoding ancient doomsdays that, spoiler alert, didn't quite pan out as promised. Join us for Part 1 of our blasphemously bold breakdown, where we separate prophetic wisdom from wishful thinking.Get ready for a wild ride through Jeremiah's hit list of ancient nations, where Egypt is likened to a "braggart cow" – talk about a sacred beef! We'll slice through the divine judgments with a sharp wit, examining the strange case of misplaced chapters, stylistic inconsistencies, and those pesky prophecies that history just can't seem to corroborate. It's like a biblical game of telephone gone terribly awry, and we're here for the laughs.Ever heard of the baldness motif in Philistine cities? We're not making this up – it's all there in the good book, and we'll uncover the hairy details. We'll also dig into Moab's child sacrifice and real estate shenanigans that apparently ruffled some divine feathers. As for the Ammonites, we'll reveal their land-grabbing habits that led to their downfall, because nothing says "holy smite" like stealing your neighbor's yard.Don't miss our expert analysis of Elam's famed archers and how their fabled precision didn't quite save them from scattering. It's like they say: don't bring a bow to a Babylonian battle. Plus, we've got the inside scoop on the historical head-scratchers that'll make you question everything you thought you knew about these so-called prophecies.And just when you thought we'd run out of ancient oddities, we hint at what's to come: magic spells and Zoroastrianism. Because when you're tired of the same old sermons, nothing spices things up like a dash of the occult and some fire-worshiping fun.Don't forget to tune in for candid quips and scholarly snark as we tackle the tales of Jeremiah and his oracular opus. This isn't your Sunday school's podcast – it's the place where holy texts meet unholy commentary. Subscribe, share, and prepare for a biblical beatdown that's as educational as it is entertaining.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/.

Get ready for an irreverent romp through the biblical end-times with our scathing review of Jeremiah Chapter 52! In this episode, your favorite godless guides take you on a rollercoaster ride of ancient drama as we dissect the so-called divine hand behind the downfall of Zedekiah and his not-so-merry band of Judeans. Buckle up as we question the celestial management skills that led to the epic facepalm moment of Jerusalem's destruction.Our snark-infused commentary doesn't hold back on the absurdities of divine retribution, as we wonder aloud if the Big Guy upstairs might have benefited from a crash course in Anger Management 101. With a healthy dose of skepticism, we poke fun at the supposed spells and curses that sound more like a high fantasy novel than a revered text.As the last king of Judah, Zedekiah's catastrophic fail gets the full treatment, and we're not talking about a spa day. We can't help but marvel at the divine fickleness, where heavenly favor seems as stable as a game of Jenga during an earthquake. And don't even get us started on the loot-and-scoot strategy of Nebuchadnezzar's goons as they plunder Jerusalem's treasures, including every last bronze spoon – because who doesn't need a divine set of cutlery?And just when you thought it couldn't get any more riveting, we bid adieu to the book of Jeremiah with the anticipation of diving headfirst into the abyss of Lamentations. Spoiler alert: we're not expecting a feel-good rom-com. So join us for this blasphemous breakdown and remember, whether you're a believer or a proud heathen, there's no better place to indulge in some holy mockery than right here with us.Don't forget to subscribe for more godless goodness as we continue our quest to find logic in the labyrinth of scripture. And hey, while you're at it, drop us a line during our Q&A session where we tackle the tough questions, like "Can pomegranates get you into heaven?" or "How many Babylonians does it take to screw in a bronze lampstand?"Tag along for a divine comedy, or tragedy, depending on how you look at it, and let's see if we can cast our own spell of reason on these ancient texts. Until next time, keep your wits sharp and your blasphemy sharper!Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/.

Welcome back, heathens and skeptics, to another blasphemous breakdown of the Bible, where this week, we're sinking our heretical teeth into the juicy chaos of Jeremiah Chapter 51. Fasten your atheist seatbelts because we're cruising through a chapter that makes Game of Thrones look like child's play, with God pulling a full-on mafia boss move on Babylon.If you thought divine retribution was all about ethereal justice, think again. In this episode, we expose the Almighty's thirst for vengeance that would make even the pettiest of exes blush. We're talking full-scale celestial smackdowns, with our omnipotent overlord laying the smack on Babylon like a divine Don Corleone.As we traverse through this scripture slaughterhouse, we question the moral fabric of a God who seems to get his divine robes in a twist over Babylon. Spoiler alert: this deity's vengeance plan involves more flip-flopping than a politician in election season. One minute, he's using Babylon as his personal wrecking ball; the next, he's ready to tear them a new one. Talk about mixed signals!But wait, there's more! This chapter's not just a fire-and-brimstone fest—it's a prophecy palooza. We delve into the paradoxical prophecies that have end-times enthusiasts more excited than conspiracy theorists at a UFO convention. Are we living in the last days, or is this just ancient fear-mongering repackaged for modern doomsayers?We're dishing out all the irreverent insights and laugh-out-loud commentary you've come to expect, with enough snark to make Satan himself crack a smile. It's a rollercoaster ride through the hellscape of biblical horror, complete with psychedelic cicada zombies, because why not?So if you're ready to have your faith in ancient texts tested or just need a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us for "Jeremiah Chapter 51: When Gods Get Petty." And remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets smote—then it's just another Tuesday on our podcast.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/.

Bible Study by Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Jeremiah chapters 46 - 50 plus a Patreon Teaser about The Satanic Temple or TST for short.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/.