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Strap in, skeptics and scripture sleuths! In this irreverent romp through the oft-ignored Jeremiah Chapters 46 - 52, we're decoding ancient doomsdays that, spoiler alert, didn't quite pan out as promised. Join us for Part 1 of our blasphemously bold breakdown, where we separate prophetic wisdom from wishful thinking.Get ready for a wild ride through Jeremiah's hit list of ancient nations, where Egypt is likened to a "braggart cow" – talk about a sacred beef! We'll slice through the divine judgments with a sharp wit, examining the strange case of misplaced chapters, stylistic inconsistencies, and those pesky prophecies that history just can't seem to corroborate. It's like a biblical game of telephone gone terribly awry, and we're here for the laughs.Ever heard of the baldness motif in Philistine cities? We're not making this up – it's all there in the good book, and we'll uncover the hairy details. We'll also dig into Moab's child sacrifice and real estate shenanigans that apparently ruffled some divine feathers. As for the Ammonites, we'll reveal their land-grabbing habits that led to their downfall, because nothing says "holy smite" like stealing your neighbor's yard.Don't miss our expert analysis of Elam's famed archers and how their fabled precision didn't quite save them from scattering. It's like they say: don't bring a bow to a Babylonian battle. Plus, we've got the inside scoop on the historical head-scratchers that'll make you question everything you thought you knew about these so-called prophecies.And just when you thought we'd run out of ancient oddities, we hint at what's to come: magic spells and Zoroastrianism. Because when you're tired of the same old sermons, nothing spices things up like a dash of the occult and some fire-worshiping fun.Don't forget to tune in for candid quips and scholarly snark as we tackle the tales of Jeremiah and his oracular opus. This isn't your Sunday school's podcast – it's the place where holy texts meet unholy commentary. Subscribe, share, and prepare for a biblical beatdown that's as educational as it is entertaining.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/.

Get ready for an irreverent romp through the biblical end-times with our scathing review of Jeremiah Chapter 52! In this episode, your favorite godless guides take you on a rollercoaster ride of ancient drama as we dissect the so-called divine hand behind the downfall of Zedekiah and his not-so-merry band of Judeans. Buckle up as we question the celestial management skills that led to the epic facepalm moment of Jerusalem's destruction.Our snark-infused commentary doesn't hold back on the absurdities of divine retribution, as we wonder aloud if the Big Guy upstairs might have benefited from a crash course in Anger Management 101. With a healthy dose of skepticism, we poke fun at the supposed spells and curses that sound more like a high fantasy novel than a revered text.As the last king of Judah, Zedekiah's catastrophic fail gets the full treatment, and we're not talking about a spa day. We can't help but marvel at the divine fickleness, where heavenly favor seems as stable as a game of Jenga during an earthquake. And don't even get us started on the loot-and-scoot strategy of Nebuchadnezzar's goons as they plunder Jerusalem's treasures, including every last bronze spoon – because who doesn't need a divine set of cutlery?And just when you thought it couldn't get any more riveting, we bid adieu to the book of Jeremiah with the anticipation of diving headfirst into the abyss of Lamentations. Spoiler alert: we're not expecting a feel-good rom-com. So join us for this blasphemous breakdown and remember, whether you're a believer or a proud heathen, there's no better place to indulge in some holy mockery than right here with us.Don't forget to subscribe for more godless goodness as we continue our quest to find logic in the labyrinth of scripture. And hey, while you're at it, drop us a line during our Q&A session where we tackle the tough questions, like "Can pomegranates get you into heaven?" or "How many Babylonians does it take to screw in a bronze lampstand?"Tag along for a divine comedy, or tragedy, depending on how you look at it, and let's see if we can cast our own spell of reason on these ancient texts. Until next time, keep your wits sharp and your blasphemy sharper!Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/.

Welcome back, heathens and skeptics, to another blasphemous breakdown of the Bible, where this week, we're sinking our heretical teeth into the juicy chaos of Jeremiah Chapter 51. Fasten your atheist seatbelts because we're cruising through a chapter that makes Game of Thrones look like child's play, with God pulling a full-on mafia boss move on Babylon.If you thought divine retribution was all about ethereal justice, think again. In this episode, we expose the Almighty's thirst for vengeance that would make even the pettiest of exes blush. We're talking full-scale celestial smackdowns, with our omnipotent overlord laying the smack on Babylon like a divine Don Corleone.As we traverse through this scripture slaughterhouse, we question the moral fabric of a God who seems to get his divine robes in a twist over Babylon. Spoiler alert: this deity's vengeance plan involves more flip-flopping than a politician in election season. One minute, he's using Babylon as his personal wrecking ball; the next, he's ready to tear them a new one. Talk about mixed signals!But wait, there's more! This chapter's not just a fire-and-brimstone fest—it's a prophecy palooza. We delve into the paradoxical prophecies that have end-times enthusiasts more excited than conspiracy theorists at a UFO convention. Are we living in the last days, or is this just ancient fear-mongering repackaged for modern doomsayers?We're dishing out all the irreverent insights and laugh-out-loud commentary you've come to expect, with enough snark to make Satan himself crack a smile. It's a rollercoaster ride through the hellscape of biblical horror, complete with psychedelic cicada zombies, because why not?So if you're ready to have your faith in ancient texts tested or just need a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us for "Jeremiah Chapter 51: When Gods Get Petty." And remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets smote—then it's just another Tuesday on our podcast.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/.

Bible Study by Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Jeremiah chapters 46 - 50 plus a Patreon Teaser about The Satanic Temple or TST for short.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/.

Dive into the fiery depths of controversy with us as we explore the often misunderstood Satanic Temple (TST) in our latest eyebrow-raising podcast episode. Discover how this non-theistic group uses the Prince of Darkness as a mascot for social justice, flipping the script on religious norms and sending the pious into a pearl-clutching frenzy.Join us as we tear down the stereotypes and reveal TST's true mission: a cocktail of empathy, reason, and advocacy, served with a side of sacrilegious humor. From their headline-grabbing Baphomet statue to their devil-may-care approach to reproductive rights, we dissect how TST is trolling theocracy one satirical campaign at a time.But wait, there's more blasphemy where that came from! We're dishing out the juicy details on TST's most recent stunt: the audacious naming of their new abortion clinic, where donors with a penchant for the number 666 get a shot at eternal infamy. We'll even share our favorite (and most heretical) name suggestions.Whether you're a card-carrying member of TST or just a sinner seeking some unhallowed laughs, this episode is your ticket to the infernal. Tune in, if you dare, and witness how The Satanic Temple is redefining the boundaries of religious freedom and giving the middle finger to the establishment.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/.

Join us for a hilariously heretical romp through Jeremiah Chapter 50, where we unravel the supposed wrath of an indecisive deity with a penchant for geographical puzzles and a flair for the dramatic. In this episode, we dissect the bizarre and often contradictory prophecies that have left us scratching our heads and questioning the divine game plan – if there ever was one.As your favorite skeptic duo, we're not afraid to call out the absurdities in the Good Book, and this chapter has them in spades. From a God who uses nations as pawns in His celestial chess game only to turn around and chastise them for following His script, to the sudden appearance of ostriches as if they were the latest addition to Noah's Ark – we've got it all.We kick things off with a critical look at the supposed divine justice dished out to Babylon – a nation that, let's face it, was just doing what it was told. We delve into the repetitive cycle of vengeance and the baffling concept of inherited sin, all while chuckling at the Almighty's apparent need for constant validation. Spoiler alert: He's still not getting it from us.And of course, what would our show be without some behind-the-scenes antics? In this episode, we're not alone – our feline co-host makes sure to keep things interesting, offering the perfect counterbalance to the heavy themes of doom and gloom with her purr-fect interruptions.Whether you're a seasoned atheist looking for a good laugh or a curious theist with a sense of humor, this episode is guaranteed to provide a fresh and snarky perspective on the tales of old. So, grab your favorite beverage, leave your reverence at the door, and let's dive into the mayhem of biblical prophecy with a side of kitty comedy.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/.

In the latest irreverent deep-dive, your favorite godless guides embark on a rollicking journey through the biblical rabbit hole of Jeremiah Chapter 49. It's an episode that raises more eyebrows than divine inspiration as we navigate the tumultuous waters of supposed divine wrath and geographical gaffes. Join us as we expose the bewildering fate of tribes that God can't seem to decide whether to smite or spare, in "Jeremiah Chapter 49."Prepare to have your ancient Near East map flipped upside down as we unravel the perplexing case of the Ammonites and Moabites – tribes that the Big Guy in the Sky previously scheduled for divine deletion, yet here they are, back in the narrative like an unwanted sequel. We tackle the head-scratching prophecies that see these so-called obliterated nations pop up again like bad pennies, defying heavenly extinction and narrative consistency.As we march through the episode, expect a heavy dose of sarcasm as we critique the hyperbolic language that paints God as a petulant child with a magnifying glass aimed at ants. The divine penchant for destruction gets a thorough roast, and the odd comparison of warriors' fears to the pains of childbirth? Yeah, we've got a bone to pick with that tired metaphor.Buckle up for a snark-filled examination of divine judgement, where the logic is flimsy and the prophetic messages read like a celestial game of Whack-a-Mole. And if you thought the Almighty was all about unique punishments, think again. This episode showcases a deity with a one-trick-pony approach to smiting – a playbook that apparently only has the page for "razing cities" dog-eared for frequent use.Tune in for an episode that's equal parts biblical scholarship and blasphemous banter. We'll laugh, we'll scoff, and we might even learn something – like how not to write a holy book. Whether you're a die-hard atheist, a Bible buff, or just someone who enjoys a divine comedy, "Jeremiah Chapter 49" is the sacrilegious scripture study session you didn't know you needed.Don't forget to hit that subscribe button, unless, of course, you're afraid of a little lightning.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/.

Welcome back to our irreverent deep dive into the ancient soap opera that is the Book of Jeremiah, where the drama never ends and the smiting is always on schedule. In today's episode, "Jeremiah Chapter 48" we're serving up a hefty portion of divine wrath with a side of snark. Buckle up as we explore the highs, lows, and sheer absurdity of Moab's biblical beatdown.We kick things off with a brief recap, highlighting God's unfriendly fire toward nations with the reliability of a flip phone from 2003. Remember Egypt? That glitzy ancient empire with all the allure of a pyramid scheme? Yeah, Jeremiah's still not a fan. It's almost as if seeking aid from Egypt is the ancient equivalent of trusting a Nigerian prince email.Diving headfirst into the heart of the episode, we encounter the ever-resilient Moab, standing proud like a reality TV star before the inevitable fall from grace. God, doubling as the Simon Cowell of ancient prophets, dishes out judgments with the gusto of a passive-aggressive post-it note. As Moab's destiny unfurls like a cautionary tale on repeat, we ponder the futility of running from an omnipresent deity - spoiler alert: it's like trying to ghost your own shadow.The plot thickens with a celestial 'award ceremony' for prophetic achievements, because nothing says 'almighty' like handing out accolades for best apocalyptic screenplay. We're all about that biblical banter, turning lamentations into laugh lines as we juxtapose the customs of mourning with modern-day funeral preferences. Ever thought about showing up to a funeral in sackcloth? Apparently, it was all the rage in Moab's heyday.In our quest to lighten the mood, we pirouette around the ancient practices of shaving heads and slicing hands, wondering if there's an untapped market for emo-barbers and goth manicurists. We top off the episode by humorously speculating on the survival odds of ancient peoples, including the potential for Moabite reality TV spin-offs. Can you imagine "Real Housewives of the Rock Dwellings"?So if you're in the mood for a blend of historical roasting, theological skepticism, and a heavy dose of existential dread, you've hit the jackpot. Join us as we ask the hard-hitting questions, like: Why is Moab suddenly a female in distress? Is God's wrath the ultimate buzzkill for vintage wine? And most importantly, could a flute really wail if it tried?Don't forget to smash that subscribe button like the walls of Jericho and leave a review that shines brighter than Moses' glow-up on Mount Sinai. Catch you on the flip side, where we continue to question everything except our choice in podcasting. Until next time, stay skeptical and keep those critical thinking caps tight - it's a whimsical world of divine displeasure out there.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/.

Buckle up, history buffs and scripture skeptics! This week on our irreverent deep-dive podcast, we're taking a scalpel to the so-called prophecies in "Jeremiah Chapter 47." That's right, it's time to slice and dice some divine prognostications and see if they hold up to the harsh light of historical scrutiny. Spoiler alert: It's not looking good for the Almighty's track record.In this episode, titled "Jeremiah Chapter 47," we're pulling the rug out from under the believers who cling to Jeremiah's words like a life raft in a sea of doubt. Was Egypt supposed to be ancient history? Did the Babylonians drop the ball? Why is the Land of the Pharaohs still kicking around, making the big guy upstairs look like he might've had a few too many ambrosial brews before firing off his predictions?Join us as we peel back the layers of this biblical onion, only to find more questions than answers. We'll look at a puzzling verse that claims an Egyptian king went WWE on Gaza—despite the glaring absence of any historical ringside tickets to prove it happened. Was it an allegorical smackdown? A metaphorical KO? Or just a prime example of divine hyperbole?From scrutinizing ancient Near Eastern alliances to debunking holy hit-lists, we're not letting anything slide. Our razor-sharp wit and unapologetic skepticism are on full display as we question every verse, every oracle, and every so-called prophecy that doesn't quite match up with the dusty history books.Whether you're a seasoned atheist, a casual skeptic, or just someone who enjoys a good historical head-scratcher, this episode of "Jeremiah Chapter 47" is the perfect blend of snark and scholarly sass. Tune in, and let's unravel these ancient riddles together—because sometimes the real miracle is how these stories have survived so long without a proper fact-check.Don't forget to hit subscribe for more myth-busting episodes, and leave us a five-star review if you love watching prophecies crumble like a sandcastle at high tide. It's not just a podcast; it's a reality check for the ages!Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/.