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Penguins

Season 1

Penguins seem so classy in their tiny tuxedos, don't they? Despite their appearances, they have thriving sex work businesses, poop party drugs, and even kidnap chicks! Join us as we delve into penguin debauchery.
Content warning: kidnapping, murder, sexual content, drugs
Music is Let's have a Break - Piano & Bass - Jazz Improvisation by JuiliusH from Pixabay.

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