The Earliest Breakfast Game Show

INTERNATIONAL EPISODE! We caught up with our long lost pal Patrick Hercamp, and started off high brow, discussing his diarrhoetic dog friend at the kennel.  After putting Amy and Pat through their paces at the practice citizenship test, we managed to sell the villianous dragons a furry wallet. And what better way to finish breakfast than Rupert Murdoch writing a story so all lifeforms could be included? By having him fleecing sheep that noone wanted of course! Bun Absently!

Together again, with our good pal Shane Brown! We find out how Amy got removed from the local dodgeball league, and how kangaroos invented pizza. We topped off the morning with some study on WWE, a game of Dragons Tank where we could NOT hold an accent while selling the healthiest bird costume, and a story about an imposter, and a beltsmith who was unavailable in perpetuity because they were elsewhere. Boing apple-teeth! 

This week we checked in on our clown pal Cam Venn, and enjoyed a Happy Meal to cheer him up during the tough Victorian lockdown. He camped out under the stairs like an adult Harry Potter, and we found out about the perils of scuba jumpering, and how a line of plumbing factory workers can kick someone back to life. All in a days work, for the most important podcast of your day.Don Aller-gies!

Join our dynamic duo and special guest and comedy darling, Billie Duncan, on another episode of The Earliest Breakfast Gameshow, where we mix cocopops with beer and talk shit for an hour. Get some quality lockdown survival tips from Billie, rocket facts with Amy, and get ready for the investment pitch of a life time in new game, Dragon's Tank. Don't forget, friends, that the Earliest Breakfast Game Show is the most important podcast of your day. Bonk 'ave-a-drink!

Alright kids, were back at it again with another Mortal Kombat actor, Roy Phung!This week we are driven Round the Twist, remembering one of Australia's greatest kids tv shows.We hear Roy's best tampon joke, twice. Amy struggles to remember the name of the 'nasty man',  and gives herself a point still. We decide who was the most Laddo Daddo, and we find out the truth about the Pants Baker, Bronson, first and last of his name. Bron Aquapee!

Even through turmultuous Australian internet, and a zoom link that barely linked, the Damnitleanne Duo managed to make funnies with our good friend Ben Maio Mackay!We dig deep into what Wish has to offer, and are left wondering what Mel Gibson is up to.Did you want to know about the Cop who didn't have much time? And the Criminal mastermind you never expected?  Well... we've got news for you, in this weeks serving of the Earliest Breakfast Gameshow!Ben Applebee's!

Choose your fighter! After being an extra on the Mortal Kombat film, Josh brings some of his new acting buds on to the pod, and what follows, is pandemonium. We visit Michelle's partner for a joke, discuss poor behaviour on the set of the film, and find out what atrocious items are making their way around on Wish lately.Finish him? We did! With a wonderful insight into a concert pianist in the Maldives. Bone absentee!

Our resident gameshow hosts bring in a repeat offender, Joshua Kapitza!We delve deep into the spooky lore of Goosebumps! Or as Josh seems to call them  Ghost bumps. We learn how R.L Stine wrote each book, we let Josh K and Amy audition to be actors in an advert. Then finally we spin you a story, using a compass, and chicken feeding in an opium den. Bon Appetite!

The DamnitLeanne Delinquents, host themselves!Josh tells us about how he's falling apart, we both dive head first into using zoom back before it was cool, Amy interviews Death's Scythe, and we find out how a rattlesnake creates a fishless tuna-bake. (?!)