The Ratchet Chronicles

Happy Thanksgiving cocomunity!!! It's been awhile but I have returned. I have some more shenanigans to report from Benny K's House of Hair. All the crazy clients, what does "the" mean on the toilet sign and how to properly complain on google. A story about the best doggo ever and how he's finally free from pain. I also explain why I think my boss is a robot and how I was burgled (if that's how you spell it). Subscribe, rate and review the podcast anywhere and everywhere!!!

Cocomunity we are back after a mini break again! A lot of things have been happening so in this episode, I try to fill you in on all things Cuckoo. So many changes and big things coming, but in this episode I tell you why Betty Broderick is my hero and unmask Captain Thot. Although we missed the actual two year anniversary, HAPPY TWO YEARS my cuckoonuts!!! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/qweeniebeanie32/

Hey my cuckoo-nuts, we're back with some scatterbrained thoughts this week!!! This week I let you in on the newest party trend I'm creating, along with why social media is not a safe place. I'll also let you in on why Lionel Richies' "All Night Long" is what the theme of the party will be. Sprinkle in some workplace drama and my insurance trainer shooting her mother-in-law this weekend. Come check me out on Twitch every Thursday for some "Thirsty Thursday" lovin' Queenbebe30 is the name, and let's put a face to the name!!! Subscribe, rate, and review the podcast and as always LET'S GET CUCKOO!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com

Hey cocomunity! Let's talk about mental health and the importance of checking in with one's self. I also let you in on my mentality of men picking women like flowers, instead of letting us be one with the earth. I also try and figure out why Elon Musk is going to be on Saturday Night Live and ponder why he felt the need to put the Tesla charging stations in the back of the parking lots at Target. I let you guys in on my journey to self help/self care and why I love the movie Clerks 2. So grab your snacks and blankeys (or beachwear) and LET'S GET CUCKOO! Music: https://www.bensound.com

Well, well, well look who's back! It's my favorite cocomunity of people!!! We're back with some hot, sleazy goodness of work related scandals, the pettiest group of coworkers ever and the dumbest word of the day from Urban Dictionary. I discuss a few things that have impacted my mental health these past few weeks, along with some memories from a long time friend of mine. Let's get down and dirty this week, but also Let's Keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!! SIP Mike Iannone. Music: https://www.bensound.com

Welcome back everybody!!!! This week I discuss the legalization of marijuana in New York and how Cuomo has pretty much won back his state. I also discuss lazy professors who don't grade homework in a timely manner. Let's talk about the flimsiness of ovens when making cookies versus two pound meatloaves and how I don't know enough languages. Grab your friends and let's keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com

Hey cocomunity we're back with some fresh, hot content! This week you get to listen to all the background noise that happens where I record for the first portion of the episode. Then of course my tamagotchi starts to mess around and not let me take care of it. But in further news I discuss 28 Weeks Later and Silence of the Lambs. I theorize on the reset button for the U.S.A. and how we should all learn trades while we can. For more cuckoo-ness grab your friends and come have a listen!!! Subscribe, rate and review everywhere you get your music/podcasts and let's keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com

This week let's get Cuckoo over double bird walkouts, Planet Fitness and their stupid cancellation rules and why the "Early Release" doesn't exist at my job. I also talk about which cookies are my favorite to fall asleep with and why I currently resent these girl scout cookies. I review the Netflix movie "Death of Me," and  why I'm never going to Thailand. Also your favorite hostess is back in the gym, Crunch gym to be exact and I tell you about the most expensive toothbrush I've ever bought. So let's do this thang cocomunity and continue to keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com

Hey cocomunity let's get wild this week!!! This week I discuss the habits of men in power, including the Governor Cuomo shenanigans and the disappearance/murder of Chandra Levy back in the early 2000s. Cancel culture strikes again with Pepe LePew, Lola Bunny and Eminem. I also cover the Chris D'Elia social media hide and seek game and the hope I have for 2021. Also I make a public service announcement to stop making me the logical, responsible one when that's now who I am in this life, and as always Let's Get Cuckoo!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com