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Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn’s Breakup Astrology
Comedians Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour discuss era's of Taylor Swift's past & the astrology of her present Joe Alwyn breakup era.
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8:03 Intro to Taylor Swift astrology pod. Sara’s mom broke her arm.
12:00 Sarah Ferguson’s Corgi Coronation news
15:50 What is click bait?
17:07 Types of dash’s & action + shift + -
19:20 In the trailer for the new season of The Kardashians, “self-made hot-person” Kylie Jenner admits that since becoming a mother she regrets getting work done. Reveals in the comments section that she hasn’t gotten lip filler since 2018.
23:48 Molly uses beauty treatments to prepare her for the pain of childbirth - GENIUS!
24:20 The ;ip-flip as a filler alternative.
25:31 Celebrities lie about plastic surgery procedures. Kylie Jenner. Bella Hadid.
27:00 The genius of Kylie lip kits.
28:45 Heidi Montag looks normal now.
29:40 Sara makes another comedy comeback. S/O @theamandagail ! Open mic moment: Faux-Tox? Frownies & DIY scotch tape botox hack.
32:08 Mommies moaning and groaning
32:55 Mercury retrograde re-evaluation of Taylor Swift - she’s great!
36:00 Sara’s “Nashville Christian Country Label” Era
42:10 Taylor Swift origin story
44:07 Taylor Swift’s dorky dancing is genius marketing
47:13 Taylor Swift’s “Victim-of-Kanye” Era
49:00 Taylor Swift’s “Gaylor” Era
52:55 Taylor Swift’s “Private Relationship” Era
55:26 Taylor Swift’s “Not-a-Bitch” Era
1:01:40 Kanye West’s “Famous” Era
1:03:55 Taylor Swift’s set-list breakup Easter Eggs & aftermath
1:06:40 Joe Alwyn: private guy or just a relative unknown?
10:0:16 Stop dating creatives, creatives
1:11:35 MET Gala 2016
1:13:13 Taylor Swift’s “Calvin Harris” Era
1:14:40 Types of PR relationships in Hollywood
1:18:02 Why was unknown actor Joe Alwyn at the 2016 MET Gala?
1:20:30 Taurus Season timing & The 7 year itch.
1:22:55 Sara & Molly are jealous of Taylor Swift.
1:23:40 Taylor Swift Astrology: Sagittarius Sun / Cancer Moon.
1:45:50 Midnights Album is a breakup album in retrospect #MercuryRetrograde
1:47:56 “Anti-Hero” lyrical analysis
1:52:00 Joe Alwyn Astrology: Pisces Sun / Taurus Moon
1:59:10 Taylor and Joe Relationship Astrology
2:03:00 Taylor turns 30 (aka her Saturn Return) & her “Lover” era
2:07:30 Taylor Swift look alike
2:08:00 Subscribe to The Junior Mrs. Musical Sketch comedy podcast!
2:08:50 RIP Jerry Springer
2:09:20 Taylor’s homage to “Chicago: The Musical” & Scorpionic Reputation album
2:12:10 “Paper Dolls” by John Mayer is about Taylor. Not a nice guy.
1:13:25 Taylor & Calvin Harris - both Cancer Moons
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Kate Middleton: Royal Racist? 'Endgame' Astrology01:19:34Good news -- cosmic comedians Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour are BACK with a new royal racist publishing scandal to dissect!00:15 Space trash hiatus explained. 3:40 Snoop dog gives up smoke-y grills and is our second celebrity chart twin of baby Daphne!4:58 The Royal racism rowe unpacked! Simply a Dutch translation issue? Journalist Omid Scobie 'Finding Freedom' to 'Endgame' translation backstory.11:25 Tom “brains of a baby” Bower on Piers Morgan 13:50 Sara’s comedy origin disclaimer because lol is Archwell Ice Spice Queen Camilla’s nightmare? 17:47 How could the racist Royals names get “mis-translated” in Holland?26:46 Omid Scobie Age & Astrology: Cancer Sun, Leo Moon 36:21 Kate Middleton: Royal racist? Nazi costume co-signed? How was Scobie privy to this private conversation?42:45 Special guest Mommy Mulshine on libel letter laws 1:00:00 Would Capricorn Kate DARE say anything racial? A look to the chart.1:05:00 Cancer Moon Kate vs. Cancer Sun Diana Astrology1:10:12 Does our Scorpio King's Astrology indicate racist remarks?1:12:00 Someone needs to reveal the truth or Harry & Meghan officially win this royal racist round.1:17:49 Paris in Love preview!Join the patreon!patreon.com/spacetrashpodcast
Golden Bachelor Finale Predictions — feat. Pearl Rose01:09:28Comedian Pearl Rose joins Sara Armour to watch The Golden Bachelor and predict the winner based on Astrology.00:00 Sara and pearl catch up. Pearls mom (70) has a boyfriend (75) and he’s a good man !12:10 WOULD YOU RATHER: date a widow or divorcée?18:24 The charming vulnerability of The Golden Bachelor. 20:00 Reality stars from Minnesota are authentic!25:40 Men crying is the best. Is the moon actually masculine?30:41 Leslie (MN) vs Theresa (NJ). Leslie dated Prince! Gerry says I love you to all three finalists. Clayton Echard drama.39:49 Taylor Travis PDA update! Besos is gooning! Ken is the protagonist of Barbie movie.45:00 Astrology of Gerry & his top 3! LEO'S ARE SHOWING OUT!!! Gerry Turner: Leo Sun, Libra Moon49:15 2nd runner-up Faith Martin: Leo Sun, Sagittarius Moon. Faith's horse-girl hometown date.55:53 Finalist Leslie Fhima: Capricorn Sun, Leo Moon. Gerry + Leslie relationship astrology: Libra Sun, Virgo Moon1:01:36 Finalist Theresa Nist: Leo Sun, Gemini Moon. Gerry + Theresa relationship astrology: Leo Sun, Leo Moon!1:05:00 Final prediction: money is on Theresa and that Leo new moon love.1:07:08 Mama Kelce would cast Melissa Ethridge in the Kelce biopic because she's a groovy chick!!!!!Leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts!Join the Patreon!
Britney Spears' Memoir Part 4: Adnan Ghalib, Lou M. Taylor, & the conservatorship begins56:03Molly amulshine & Sara Armour are back to complete the coverage of “The Eoman in Me” by Britney Spears. After back to back pregnancies, debilitating postpartum depression, and non-stop harassment from the paparazzi Britney shaves her head and we all chalk it up to she’s crazy. Her hangover VMA “comeback” performance did not help. Divorce proceedings with Kevin are heating up and the world is calling her an-unfit mother. Afraid she will never see her children again, Britney locks herself in the bathroom with Jayden and she gets locked up. The hospital deems her mentally stable but at that point the damage is done. Jamie Lynn Astrology: Aries Sun, Sagittarius Moon —- Jamie Lynn continues to live in her own victim-scape — Aries gonna Aries. Also, Adderall gonna adderall… Britney starts dating nice paparazzi Adnan Ghalib and acting rebellious with his blessing. The family tricks Britney into walking into the SWAT teams trucks, fires Felicia, hires Lou M. Spears, and the conservatorship begins. Join the Patreon!patreon.com/SpaceTrashPodcastSubscribe and leave a 5-star review!
Reality Reckoning Astrology: Leah McSweeney, Bethenny Frankel, Eboni Williams01:30:52Cosmic comedians Molly Mulshine and Sara Armour discuss the newest Vanity Fair “expose” on the real housewives — the opportunity, lawsuits, blame game, and Bethany’s “reality reckoning.” Topics include: Racist Ramona as important drama but not FUN dramaLeah McSweeney’s relapse, responsibility, discrimination against “substance use disorder”Is the anonymous housewife living her bravo-con dream Heather Gay?Sonya Morgan’s drinking vs dry seasonsJill Zarrin “ambushed” by cameras at husband’s funeralBrandi Glanville sexually assaults female castmates and cater waiters regularlyhangovers, fake drunk scenes, and bad behavior prevails The purpose of reality TV unionizationThe purpose of Bethany’s fight for reality TV unionization Justice for Eboni Williams Dolce and Gabbana’s racism & reality reckoningAstrology of the stars:15:00 Leah McSweeney & Raquel Levis both have Virgo signs and Sagittarius moons 28:11 The premiere of the real housewives of OC, the first of the franchise astrology. March 21, 2006: Sun in Aries conjunct the north node, Moon in sag conjunct Pluto 51:00 Disgruntled RHOVirgo Suns: Leah McSweeney, Caroline Manzo, Eboni Williams, Camille Grammer, Lala Kent, Tamra Judge, Raquel Levis, Kim Richards, Nicole & Teresa Napolitano, Sutton Stackie, Kroy BiermannWounded RHOVirgo Moons: Ariana Maddox, Cristal MinkoffOutlier successful RHOVirgo Suns: Lisa Vanderpump, Gisele Bryant59:24 RHOScorpio enemies: Bethenny Frankel (Capricorn moon) and Ramona Singer (Taurus moon). Double Scorpio, Brandi Glanville.1:02:17 RHOScorpio vs RHOTaurus1:07:00 Super Scorpio stellium Ramona cannot help but reveal her dark underbelly1:21:11 Capricorn sun Kyle RichardsJoin the Patreon!patreon.com/spacetrashpodcastSubscribe and leave a five-star review!
Britney Spears' Memoir Part 2: Madonna, Colin Farrell, "JUSTIFIED" & Kevin Federline rising01:47:44...like Britney at the end of part 1 of "The Woman In Me," Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour pick-it back up and try to move on after Justin Timberlake's abortion concert … Part 2 includes: Justin Timberlake's unjust solo album JUSTIFIED and "Cry Me a River" scandal, Felicia Culotta, Britney’s secret New York era, living in Cher's former apartment, kissing and collaborating with Madonna, the Diane Sawyer interview, the Colin Farrell affair, the ungrateful b*tch Jamie Lynn, her comedy marriage to Jason Alexander, the devolution of the relationship with brother Bryan Spears, and finally how she all but blacks-out until she find's herself in in arms of "private person" Kevin Federline.PLUS: Leo Madonna vs Sag Britney energy + Britney's Cancer North Node / South node in actionJoin the Patreon!Patreon.com/SpaceTrashPodcastJOIN THE MOONUAL: NEXT MOON PARTY 10/28 9PM EST!Follow @TheMoonual for upcoming events
Britney Spears’ Memoir Part 1: Lilith’s Revenge01:53:33Cosmic comedians Molly Mulshine and Sara Armour discuss chapters 1-12 of "The Woman In Me" by Sagittarius Sun Britney Spears and narrated by Sagittarius Moon Michelle Williams. The book is dedicated to her two sons and was brought to you by Virginia Slims. Subscribe & Leave a 5-star review!Join the PatreonPatreon.com/SpaceTrashPodcast
Jada Pinkett and Will Smith’s Separation Astrology01:13:06Jada the Hata!!! Leading up to the drop of her new memoir “Worthy,” Jada Pinkett-Smith reveals she and and Will Smith have been separated for 7-years plus a number of other fiery bombshells about her marriage, feelings, and family. Why would Jada disclosure such damning information about her still living family? Join Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour to investigate the stars … 20:58 Jada Pinkett Astrology - Sagittarius rising and otherwise super Virgo!! Virgo Sun conjunct Pluto, Virgo Moon, Virgo mercury, Virgo MC, Libra Venus / Uranus, Leo South Node, Aquarius north node / Mars 31:21 Will & Jada Composite Relationship Astrology - Virgo Sun conjunct Pluto, Libra Moon36:11 Was Chris Rock’s romantic pursuit of Jada actually the reason for Will’s infamous unhinged Oscar’s slap!? Chris Rock and Tupac are both Aries Moon — Jada attracts Aries Moons!59:00 Sagittarius Moon, Michelle Williams is the narrator of the Sagittarius Sun, Britney Spears’ new memoir “The Woman in Me” Join the Britney (and maybe Jada?) book club! Patreon.com/SpaceTrashPodcast Subscribe & leave a 5-star review!& Welcome to earth Daphne McDaid!!
David and Victoria Beckham are astrologically 69ing01:02:54Sorry for the delay Trashlings, the ladies have been in labor! Cosmic Comedians Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour are finally back to discuss Netflix’s new four-part “Beckham” documentary but first …1:30 Kourtney Kardashian has friends!7:52 Beckham on Netflix18:30 The astrology of the cheating allegations9:36 David Beckham astrology: Taurus Sun, Taurus Rising, Capricorn Moon, Pisces Venus, Gemini Mars. The 12th house and using lovers as a mirror when alone to locate himself on earth!23:50 What does it mean to be Posh? The Real Housewives of NY as examples of posh or not posh vs high status.39:00 Victoria Beckham astrology: Aries Sun, Cancer Rising, Aquarius Moon, Pisces Mars, Gemini Venus55:00 Victoria & David Beckham astrological comparability : Double Venus mars 69 action in the chestiest signs + cold detached Saturnian moons!59:39 The Beckham’s relationship chart : Taurus Sun, Aquarius Moon and a heavy 12th house. North node conjunct Neptune in Sagittarius.Join the Patreon: Patreon.com/SpaceTrashPodcastSubscribe and leave a 5-star review!Congratulations to Molly -- she's a MOMMY!!