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Ben Affleck “trapped,” runaway Princess Charlene, Byron vs. Brandon, Chris Noth allegations

Greetings trashlings! We're back with another exciting episode of Space Trash Podcast! Molly is back in the US and is reminded of an oft forgotten American masculine archetype: “man wearing shorts all year round” PLUS Sara's experience working with neurodivergent dogs. 


5:55 In American political news: Two new political parties have emerged on the internet: people who call Biden "Brandon" vs people who call Biden "Byron," 

the evolution of "Let's go Brandon" and how it became a merch-worthy Republican movement, and the most jovial take-down we've seen from Republicans in history. 


15:00 Are Boris Johnson, Tristan Thompson and Nick Cannon struggling with a breeding fetish? What is a breeding fetish? Is Prince Albert of Monaco a royal with a breeding fetish? How has his extra-marital baby-making impacted his royal family? 


21:00 What's the deal with Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey's relationship? Is his surplus of children a reaction to her lack of need for him?


26:00 The evolution of the other new political party: people who call Joe Biden "Byron." @SidetalkNYC is the outer-borough-friendly man on the street show which started this revolutionary trend. What does it mean, politically, to be team Byron? 


30:00 As our political system continues to collapse, Sara's table collapses, and the message is clear: the people still calling our President "Biden" are the moderate "soccer dads" in shorts who believe a little too much in the system that's failed us. 


32:00 The haunting astrology of Joe Biden. Trump vs. Biden and how they are perfect reflections of the shadow-sides of the parties. Ultimately everything comes back to Succession, and this weekend's Full Moon marks the end of an era and will begin a new two-year cycle of wiping out money-hoarding and systemic abuses of power. 


36:50 Chris Noth, or Mr. Big, is accused of sexual assault. Did the SATC writers kill him because they knew these allegations were coming? His chart reflects this moment perfectly and should act as a warning bell for all Scorpios: if you try to bury your secrets, you're gonna get buried. 


41:18 Ben Affleck tells Howard Stern he was "trapped in his marriage" and "would still be drinking if he was with Jen Garner. Is this a messed up thing to say? JLo releases statement, but is her "disappointment" her or her brand? 


47:05 Jeremy Strong profiled in New Yorker and proves he's the method actor to end all method actors.

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