It's Time To Watch The Muppets

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Roger Moore. Distracted rants include but are not limited to The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes, Spice World, "no, a fence", language, Three Flavours Cornetto, Hong Kong, Stephen King, and much more!"Kermit calls the Secret Service to hire real spies for Roger's closing number. (They're listed in the Yellow Pages.) However, Roger wants to do a cute, cuddly version of "Talk to the Animals". The spies, anxious for a chance to rub out James Bond, pose as fluffy animals to infiltrate the number."Follow us:Twitter.com/ittwtmInstagram.com/ittwtm🐸🐻🐷🐔

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Linda Ronstadt. Distracted rants include but are not limited to Goodwill, still hating Pops, Dawn Dish Soap, Mel Blanc, mushrooms, Girls5eva, Man on Fire, "bible study?", Tracey Ullman, "adorkable", and much more!"Kermit has a crush on Linda, so Miss Piggy locks him in a trunk filled with Gonzo's fungus collection. Linda finds him, and they share a romantic moment, but Piggy locks him up again and drags the trunk onstage during "Pigs in Space"."Follow us:Twitter.com/ittwtmInstagram.com/ittwtm🐸🐻🐷🐔

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Buddy Rich. Distracted rants include but are not limited to Game Boy Color, cats, theatrical concert films, Nike see-through uniforms, Elliott Gould, Requiem for a Dream, Name a Woman!, and much more!"Thanks to Gonzo's air-conditioned mildew collection, the power goes out in the theater, and Beauregard almost electrocutes himself trying to fix it. Half of the acts have to perform in the dark, until Dr. Bunsen Honeydew hooks up a generator that runs on Beaker-power. Beaker runs on a huge wheel to generate power, and when he gets tired, Bunsen helps to motivate him by releasing an angry tiger onto the wheel."Follow us:Twitter.com/ittwtmInstagram.com/ittwtm🐸🐻🐷🐔

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Johnny Cash. Distracted rants include but are not limited to The Master of Disguise, Walk the Line, Randy Savage, trend forecasting, burning cds, Ghost World, Windrush, and much more!"In honor of Johnny Cash's appearance, the show is simulcast over country radio station WHOG, and the radio broadcast threatens to overwhelm the actual show. The head of WHOG, Big Tiny Tall Saddle, insists on making all the decisions. He refuses to let Rowlf go on, and instead schedules Grampaw McGuire and his whistling bricks. Kermit tries to run his own show, but Big Tiny is one of the toughest men alive -- when he's annoyed, he has a habit of wrapping microphone stands around people's necks. Fozzie is replaced by Big Tiny's nephew, Wally Whoopie, a stand-up comedian who makes fun of the bear -- which inspires Kermit to stand up for his friend, and his show."Follow us:Twitter.com/ittwtmInstagram.com/ittwtm🐸🐻🐷🐔

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Wally Boag. Distracted rants include but are not limited to Transylvania, Elsbeth, Parker Posey, Wonder Woman, Babysitting Mama, Gaffer, The Amazing Mumford, Parenthood, and much more!"In honor of vaudeville-influenced guest star Wally Boag, the Muppets salute vaudeville, with a balloon animal act, a bagpipe player and a hypnotist. Wally performs acts he made famous at the Golden Horseshoe Revue at Disneyland, including the Pecos Bill teeth-spitting sketch."Follow us:Twitter.com/ittwtmInstagram.com/ittwtm🐸🐻🐷🐔

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Chris Langham. Distracted rants include but are not limited to Drew Barrymore, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, air travel, Pokémon, X-Men '97, All in the Family, and much more!"A messenger brings a message from the scheduled guest star -- Benny Brillstein, the Yiddish yodeler. Benny refuses to be on the show, so Kermit asks Chris, the messenger boy, to be the guest. Chris knows a joke, so Kermit introduces him as a comedian."Follow us:Twitter.com/ittwtmInstagram.com/ittwtm🐸🐻🐷🐔

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Hal Linden. Distracted rants include but are not limited to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Funny Boy, Fraggle Rock, roller skating, Little Nicky, The Sound of Animals Fighting, and much more!"Statler and Waldorf get their chance to do a better show than Kermit--they play host, while Kermit and Fozzie watch from the balcony. Unfortunately, Statler and Waldorf's acts don't turn out exactly as they plan."Follow us:Twitter.com/ittwtmInstagram.com/ittwtm🐸🐻🐷🐔

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Gladys Knight. Distracted rants include but are not limited to Groundhog Day, incense, Raise the roof, Costco Wholesale, Pauly Shore to Play Richard Simmons, and much more!"The theater's roof has rotted through, and the workmen have to take it to the shop to fix it. Performing without a roof, the Muppets have to go on despite snow, fog, hail and high winds."Follow us:Twitter.com/ittwtmInstagram.com/ittwtm🐸🐻🐷🐔

IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE MUPPETS! This week with special guest Carol Burnett. Distracted rants include but are not limited to mystery earworms, Dance marathons, The Mask, Parseltongue, we try to get a VH1 show, Funny Boy, and much more!"Kermit makes the mistake of letting Gonzorun a dance marathon during the show. Carol's songs are interrupted, and she objects to the marathon -- especially when Gonzo fixes her up with Animal as her dance partner. Carol threatens to leave in the middle of the show, but Kermit persuades her to stay by promising that she can perform her famous Lonely Asparagus sketch. But Gonzo says the marathon won't be over until all the contestants collapse, so she tires the dancers out by singing "I Was Made for Dancin'". Burnett plays both herself and the dance's janitor (a character from her own namesake show)."Follow us:Twitter.com/ittwtmInstagram.com/ittwtm🐸🐻🐷🐔