You Have Offended This Podcast

This is the last of our older episodes to publish! It's all new ones from here on out - they'll go out once a month on the 5th of each month! This is 1995's The Hunted with Christopher Lambert on the run from damn ninjas! This is a fun flick that we had a blast going through again, so we hope you'll like reliving sword fights and arrows through the chest with us as you drive, workout, or walk!Also, hey! Maybe consider subscribing so you'll get us in your ears every month on the reg! If you could leave us a review anywhere you get your podcasts, that would make us super happy and, as a bonus, it really helps us out with THE ALGORITHM! ...all hail the algorithm....You rule.

Hey! Thanks for coming back for the new episodes! We're going to be releasing one new show per month now as we go forward to make sure we can keep up with the workload. We hope you enjoy the new stuff - basically same as the old podcast except no five parts, and we just might not stick to just martial arts movies. We'll likely lean heavily on them, but also hit action flicks and other stuff as our interest piques. If you have any favorites you'd like us to cover, leave us a review, hit us up on Instagram (search "you have offended this podcast") and let us know! we'll do our best to get it to the top of the pile and we'll shout you out on the show. 1984 was not a bad year for movies at all - The Terminator, The Karate Kid, Footloose, and if you're into that sort of thing, Top Secret! Ninja 3: The Domination was the third in Cannon Film's ninja trilogy...none of which were related to each other in any meaningful way. This one, however, had one of the most insane mixtures of ninja, horror, and aerobics any movie had ever seen. Let us tell you - it holds up! Come and hang while we give props to a true original in cinema. Also, please subscribe and leave us a review!

We time traveled back to 2006 for this beauty of a movie starring Jet Li, Sun Li, and Shido Nakamura (with a cool appearance from Nathan Jones in there, too). Super fun movie that we got to chat about and we hope you enjoy your drive or workout!Oh, hey, if you could subscribe to the show, that'd be super fun for us! It helps us and gets THE ALGORTHIM to put us into more people's heads!

I'm not sure if you've ever had the pleasure of viewing JCVD's movie, Double Impact, but man is it worth it. Van Damme as both Chad and Alex Wagner is awesome to the point of damn near changing my pants. THEN add Cory Everson in the mix? Come on, son.... You give me Geoffrey Lewis and toss Bolo Yeung in there, too? My cup runneth over, sir. IT RUNNETH!Come hang with us for a bit while we chat about this fab flick. You won't regret it. Also, hey, subscribe to the pod! It helps us get into more people's ears! Leaving us a review will help as well, and it'll make us just completely love you forever. We'll do your outgoing phone message if you'd like.

Don't really know what do say about this one - I mean, who actually includes "1" in the title of your movie? Like, expectations much? There were (technically) two sequels, only one of which was an actual sequel, but that was the third one. Confused? Yeah, us too.We did have a lot of fun chatting through this flick, though. So have yourself a fun drive or workout and we'll see you on the other side with a few more re-releases before the new episodes start dropping once a month!Please consider subscribing if you at all have the means. It's free, you get the full podcast, and we get in the ears of more folks. Thanks for being super cool.

Well, it was 2012 and the Mayans said the world was going to end, but there we were, watching RZA, Russell Crowe, and Lucy Liu kick all different types of ass in this fun flick! Come with us while we chat through and discuss the ins and outs of martial arts punchery!If you're able, please consider subscribing as it really helps us out, as does leaving reviews anywhere you'd like to carve your mark. You're awesome!

Dolph Lundgren and Brandon Lee do the kickin' and punchin' here with an assist from Tia Carrere and Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa (CHT). This is such a fun movie and we had a super fun time talking about it and all the house-exploding, dick-looking, sword-fighting glory that was happening. We hope you have a great workout or drive while you laugh along with us.If you can, please consider subscribing as it really help us get into more people's heads. Plus, it makes you awesome. Like, *more* awesome than you already are, which is a substantial amount. So, you have that going for you.

This had us so excited when we saw the trailer, it was actually a bit embarrassing. We're essentially 50 year old teenagers. But man, while the potential is there, it fell a bit short for us. We still had a blast going through the film, so enjoy our laughing and chatting (and, of course, swearing up a storm, like a couple East Coast fellas are wont to do), and have yourself a great workout or drive to work.Please consider subscribing because it really helps us with numbers and the all powerful algorithm and gets us in more folks' ears. Plus, it costs you nothin'! Can't beat them apples!

The Heroes in a Half Shell show up to save all that is from Shredder - that's all you need to know about this fun classic! We have a great time talking about the Turtles and their world, so enjoy your workout or drive listening to the show!If you could subscribe and/or leave us a review on any platform you frequent, that'd be swell and we'd be forever grateful. You rule.