CINEMA 911

Happy Birthday, George! We recorded a commentary for the cinema masterpiece BLOOD CAR. Enjoy, this is a favorite of both hosts. Especially both! Seriously, this movie is great. Here's a link to the movie on YouTube.https://youtu.be/-7zG1xqpEJ8?t=34

Some big moves have been made around Emergency City. Jen & Stephen talk about Police Town’s failed sting, how devastated the bees are about giving away their honey, where the ambulances live, and how close Kidsville is to the ocean. Some of today’s emergencies are from Crawl, No Country For Old Men, and the classic vintage horror cinema The Baby. Jen’s lunch seems almost normal today, but the lunch break commercial is even normaler. What will the Cruise News be today? Tell us what you think!All sound effects provided by zapsplat.com

We recorded a commentary for the cinema masterpiece PUPPET MASTER. Enjoy! This movie is very dumb! There's twelve of these cinema masterpieces, so we may have to just do them all! Hopefully not though, some of them are mostly reused footage. 

Jen gives the run down on her new neighbors, what it’s like to be flung to the bottom of the Texas Ocean, who lives there, and her walk home--up a lot of stairs. Terry, Cinema 911’s record keeper, seems to have gone missing. Stephen gives a brief Emergency City history lesson, which somehow involves time travel? ...and he also tries to work out sea math, puppet math, and the correct pronunciation of Friday the 13th. Jen’s lunches worsen, and the two watch a trailer for a really great movie that is coming out soon. Plus more Cruise News! … (*cruise*) Many cinematic occurrences happen, such as Orgazmo, Tammy & The T-Rex, and Green Inferno. Cinema 911 does big help and good help. All sound effects provided by zapsplat.com

We recorded a commentary for the cinema masterpiece SAW.

It's a tough time all around in this episode of Cinema 911. Stephen is finally late for once because he has car trouble, legal problems, and a possible serious health issue. Don’t worry though, he has a new hat. It’s… big. The two colleagues go into greater detail about the expansive world around them (Texas has an ocean in the middle of it?!), including where Jen is from, why she left, and what is possibly going on there now. Both Stephen and Jen make some new friends to hang out with after work. Jen is still definitely eating normal lunches during the very good commercial at lunch. Here’s a hint: it’s something everyone is gonna wanna buy. Jen talks about a dunk contest gone wrong & ends the day with some more Cruise News. Some of today’s emergencies are from movies like Blood Car, The Favourite, and the well known and loved Wrong Turn 4.All sound effect provided by zapsplat.com

We recorded a commentary for the cinema masterpiece MICROWAVE MASSACRE. Enjoy!*look into camera*

When recording this episode, several issues were encountered (mostly Jen not knowing how to set up a microphone or use basic sound editing software). Getting it pieced back together became an intense labor of love/hate so please excuse any strange noises you may hear. These things have been ironed out! Oh, also this episode may be possessed by the devil.Jen is late for work again due to the snow in Emergency City, but the two co-workers somehow survive a helicopter ride to the office. Stephen performs a little bit of his stand up routine (or all of it). They get to know each other further, and they try to uncover more about their office space and the world around them. Some of today’s emergencies are from movies like Happy Death Day, Perfect, and The Lighthouse. One movie fires Stephen up so much that a new Deep Dive segment was born, and of course there is always Cruise News … (*cruise*).All sound effect provided by zapsplat.com