Kelly and Ryan and Colin are sooooo happy that everyone independently decided to watch The Circle on Netflix. Meanwhile, Patrick hasn't watched The Circle on Netflix (how would someone even accomplish such a task?). Then, the Shippers celebrate the return of the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (also on Netflix) by talking through their favorite Witch Ships.

Witch Ships and The Circle

The Shippledips try to parse out what it'd be like to be the heroes of the new Matrix movie. Like: you may not remember your previous life, but you still wanna smooch, don't you? Then, this is the third dang wave of COVID-19, and everyone's going a little bit crazy, so it's time for Threequel Ships! Spider-Man! The Witcher! The Lord of the Rings! The Bourne Identity!

Threequel Ships and I Saved the World But I Can't Remember

What do you do when your S.O. takes a tennis court out from under the noses of some pretty cool people who may or may not be Kelly and Colin (but are definitely two strangers in a hypothetical scenario that has nothing to do with half the hosts of this show)? Then, it's sort of a walk to explain why this week's topic is "Basement Ships" but it is. Fraggle Rock! Elmo! That 70s Show! Wayne's World! Sopranos!

Basement Ships and Tennis Trouble

What do you do when your friend says they're skipping ahead one year at a time to experience one minute each time? You try to help for, like... a little bit, right? Then, Scream is out in theatres, but it's the fifth film in the series, so it should really be called 5cream. Now that "5cream" is canon, it's time for 5cream Ships, so let's get nasty. Thirteen! Dave! Murakami! Bayonetta! Buffy!

5CREAM Ships and Wait a Minute

What is it about the phrase "I'll be home for Christmas" that gives your mysterious SO a pass? Like, they're hiding SOMETHING - maybe a fun surprise for you, or maybe something MUCH WORSE. Then, the crew is excited for Nightmare Alley, so it's time to discuss Nightmare Ships. You think we get a couple Elm Street shoutouts? Oh, you bet we do.

Nightmare Ships and I'll Be Home For Christmas

Okay, on what planet do you skip out on your father's wedding to celebrate Christmas in a castle? The planet where Cary Elwes might be your new step-dad, that's where! Then, there's a new damn West Side Story movie out in the world, so we're doing Jets and/or Sharks Ships! Cowboy Bebop! Harley Quinn! Maneater! Mako: The Jaws of Death! Independence Day!

Shark and/or Jet Ships and Holiday Wedding and/or Holiday Party

What do you do when your friend catches her SO boinking his own brother? Are they twins? Sure why not? Then, Benedetta is some kind of psychosexual nun-thriller and it's out today! That means the Shipple Dips are talking Nun Ships! Sister Act! Keeping the Faith! The Conjuring! Evil! The Sound of Music! Daredevil!

Nun Ships and Which One is the Other Woman?

Okay, so you find out that you're in the family from Succession and they're totally going to make you take the fall for everything. What do you do? What CAN you do? Then, look, it's not our fault, but there's a new Ghostbusters movie, so we're talking Slime Ships. Who Framed Roger Rabbit! Willy Wonka! Ren &amp; Stimpy! Eternals! Figure It Out! Double Dare! Flubber! The Muppets!

Slime Ships and Scapegoat Son-in-Laws

What do you do when you invite a one-time smash to your boss's wedding as a second date? Okay, okay, then what do you do if now you're the one-time smash? Okay, okay, okay, okay, now you're in an emotional affair with the bride and you have diarrhea... I mean come on: what do you do? Then, I guess there's a new Home Alone movie? What world are we living in? It's time for our favorite Home Alone Ships, whatever that means! Home Alone 2: Lost in New York! Eloise! The Lake House! 'Til There Was You! Weekly World News! Goonies!

Home Alone Ships and Wait, Who Are You Again?

What do you do when you've decided to shoot your shot with someone, only to be undercut by some hot lady storming in and kissing them right in front of you? It's a Hot Take equal parts revolting and devastating! Then, it's time for Marvel's Eternals, so the Shippers are talking about ships that just go on and on and on and on.

Eternals Ships and Sad Sack Tequila

There’s no relation they can’t ship

Prepare to explore the deepest, sexiest regions of fandom with the pop culture obsessives of SAME DAY SHIPPING! Kelly Nugent, Patrick Ehlers, Colin J. Morris, and Ryan Mogge get alarmingly personal whether debating intergalactic trysts or calling out problematic Disney Princess relationships. Movies, TV shows, comic books, video games – nothing’s off limits…not even real life!

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