Sometimes, you have to realize that you are the clown you always feared the most. Other times, there's a new Star Wars movie, so the Shippers have a spoiler-free conversation about which Star Wars characters are the most unshippable (and holy cow, are some of these monsters unshippable).

Star Wars Unshippables and Colin Gets Clowned

What do you do when your friend says they're skipping ahead one year at a time to experience one minute each time? You try to help for, like... a little bit, right? Then, Scream is out in theatres, but it's the fifth film in the series, so it should really be called 5cream. Now that "5cream" is canon, it's time for 5cream Ships, so let's get nasty. Thirteen! Dave! Murakami! Bayonetta! Buffy!

5CREAM Ships and Wait a Minute

What is it about the phrase "I'll be home for Christmas" that gives your mysterious SO a pass? Like, they're hiding SOMETHING - maybe a fun surprise for you, or maybe something MUCH WORSE. Then, the crew is excited for Nightmare Alley, so it's time to discuss Nightmare Ships. You think we get a couple Elm Street shoutouts? Oh, you bet we do.

Nightmare Ships and I'll Be Home For Christmas

Okay, on what planet do you skip out on your father's wedding to celebrate Christmas in a castle? The planet where Cary Elwes might be your new step-dad, that's where! Then, there's a new damn West Side Story movie out in the world, so we're doing Jets and/or Sharks Ships! Cowboy Bebop! Harley Quinn! Maneater! Mako: The Jaws of Death! Independence Day!

Shark and/or Jet Ships and Holiday Wedding and/or Holiday Party

What do you do when your friend catches her SO boinking his own brother? Are they twins? Sure why not? Then, Benedetta is some kind of psychosexual nun-thriller and it's out today! That means the Shipple Dips are talking Nun Ships! Sister Act! Keeping the Faith! The Conjuring! Evil! The Sound of Music! Daredevil!

Nun Ships and Which One is the Other Woman?

Okay, so you find out that you're in the family from Succession and they're totally going to make you take the fall for everything. What do you do? What CAN you do? Then, look, it's not our fault, but there's a new Ghostbusters movie, so we're talking Slime Ships. Who Framed Roger Rabbit! Willy Wonka! Ren &amp; Stimpy! Eternals! Figure It Out! Double Dare! Flubber! The Muppets!

Slime Ships and Scapegoat Son-in-Laws

What do you do when you invite a one-time smash to your boss's wedding as a second date? Okay, okay, then what do you do if now you're the one-time smash? Okay, okay, okay, okay, now you're in an emotional affair with the bride and you have diarrhea... I mean come on: what do you do? Then, I guess there's a new Home Alone movie? What world are we living in? It's time for our favorite Home Alone Ships, whatever that means! Home Alone 2: Lost in New York! Eloise! The Lake House! 'Til There Was You! Weekly World News! Goonies!

Home Alone Ships and Wait, Who Are You Again?

What do you do when you've decided to shoot your shot with someone, only to be undercut by some hot lady storming in and kissing them right in front of you? It's a Hot Take equal parts revolting and devastating! Then, it's time for Marvel's Eternals, so the Shippers are talking about ships that just go on and on and on and on.

Eternals Ships and Sad Sack Tequila

Ryan has been watching the Twilight movies, so we gotta talk about all the messed up stuff that happens in those things. Then, it's almost Halloween, so the Shippers are pitting a list of SDS All-Stars up against a list of Horror movie icons. It's an extra spooky SDS Shiparama!

Horror All Stars x SDS All Stars and It's A Mating Thing

Your new S.O. is so cool and so hot and so understanding about all of your weirdness, but they keep horning in on your creative projects. What do you do!? Colin's got an answer that's sure to placate and infuriate all parties in equal measure! Then, it's Dune day, which means the shippers are talkin' Spice Ships!

Spice Ships and Overly Diplomatic Colin Solution

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Prepare to explore the deepest, sexiest regions of fandom with the pop culture obsessives of SAME DAY SHIPPING! Kelly Nugent, Patrick Ehlers, Colin J. Morris, and Ryan Mogge get alarmingly personal whether debating intergalactic trysts or calling out problematic Disney Princess relationships. Movies, TV shows, comic books, video games – nothing’s off limits…not even real life!

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