Sometimes, you have to realize that you are the clown you always feared the most. Other times, there's a new Star Wars movie, so the Shippers have a spoiler-free conversation about which Star Wars characters are the most unshippable (and holy cow, are some of these monsters unshippable).

Star Wars Unshippables and Colin Gets Clowned

What do you do when you go out on a date and the dude drinks four cokes. FOUR. Like, what's his deal? Hold on, am I the asshole? Then, Marvel's got a new series all about Loki, so that means it's time for Trickster Shipsters! The Bird Cage! Catch Me If You Can! I Heart Huckabees! Better Call Saul! Hunger Games!

Trickster Ships and 4loko Coko

If we're never going to see DC and Marvel crossover in the comics, the least we can do is cross them over in our ships! It's a celebration of randomly-generated ships from publishers that never play nice.

Marvel/DC Shipathon!

Look, even if your SO is a total screw-up, if he's got a movie pitch as solid as "Godfather meets the Mob" you really just gotta bankroll that badboy. Then, Cruella is about a woman who will try to murder puppies someday, with a fun (?) punk / girlboss / high fashion twist. Which means it's time to talk Punk Ships. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Scott Pilgrim vs. The World! Fuck-Off Squad! Steven Universe! Degrassi! Toy Story! Cinderella III: A Twist In Time!

Punk Ships and The Godfather Meets the Mob

Sometimes you start nasty-flirting with a brand. WHAT. COMES. NEXT. Then Army of the Dead is out so we're talking Zombie Ships! Again? Again. Mass Effect! Resident Evil! Dogma! My Boyfriend's Back! mc chris!

Zombie Ships II and Hot Brands

What do you do when you could probably just punch your way to love? You punch! Or drop a boulder on him? What's that? "Regicide" you say? Then, Resident Evil VIII has a big tall hot mommy in it, so the Shippers do what they do best: be horny about it. Mister Miracle! Sneakers! Valley Girl! Ratatouille!

Big Mommy Ships and Just Punch Him

What do you do when you're a spy, but it turns out the guy you're spying on is tricking you? Wait, hold on. You're both liars and... wait... wait... hold on. Then, Returnal is out for Playstation, and just like all video games right now, it's got a built-in narrative reason you just keep dying and living the same stretch of time over and over again. That means it's time to discuss our favorite Loop Ships! That means it's time to discuss our favorite Loop Ships! That means it's time to discuss our favorite Loop Ships! Looper! Hades! Fear! Palm Springs!

Loop Ships and The Spy Who Tricked Me

The ritual concludes in the only way it could: with an argument about what a reach-around actually is. The world is spared for another few years. But the threat will re-emerge someday. And Same Day Shipping will be there to defend the Earth. Together.

SDS Ships the Snyder Cut - Chapter 3: I Think It Could've Used Some Editing

The ritual continues as Ryan, Kelly, and Patrick try to determine what the middle 80-minutes of Zack Snyder's Justice League actually entails. Everything is so slow and so weightless that every scene feels like a Martian Manhunter trick. (For real, the only meaningful scene where Martha expresses some genuine pathos, and it's not even her? WHAT CRUELTY IS THIS?) Can Zack Snyder dampen Ryan's OTP? Can Flash find love in Toon Town? Is Cyborg a mechanomancer?

SDS Ships the Snyder Cut - Chapter 2: Coinstar

At San Diego Comic Con 2018, Ryan, Kelly, and Patrick watched Suicide Squad on three consecutive nights. Thus, an arcane ritual was born: this trio of Shippers would be doomed to recreate this experience every couple years appease the Gods of Apokalips and New Genesis. This year's torment is Zack Snyder's Justice League, which your hosts must discuss for three straight weeks. Will there be ships? Will there be bodies vaporized my Amazonian bracers? Or will it all be slow-mo needle drops and mysterious choirs of Aquaman worshipers?

SDS Ships the Snyder Cut - Chapter 1: Hotdog Bukkake

There’s no relation they can’t ship

Prepare to explore the deepest, sexiest regions of fandom with the pop culture obsessives of SAME DAY SHIPPING! Kelly Nugent, Patrick Ehlers, Colin J. Morris, and Ryan Mogge get alarmingly personal whether debating intergalactic trysts or calling out problematic Disney Princess relationships. Movies, TV shows, comic books, video games – nothing’s off limits…not even real life!

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