Same Day Shipping: Real Love & Fake Relationships
SDS Allstars and Hottie with a Bodyswap
It's time for another installment of Same Day Shipping All-Stars. 200 of the Shipper's favorite characters to ship (and to anti-ship!) go into a big ol' pot and get mixed up and shipped around until everyone has hearts in their eyes!
SDS Ships the Snyder Cut - Chapter 3: I Think It Could've Used Some Editing
The ritual concludes in the only way it could: with an argument about what a reach-around actually is. The world is spared for another few years. But the threat will re-emerge someday. And Same Day Shipping will be there to defend the Earth. Together.
SDS Ships the Snyder Cut - Chapter 2: Coinstar
The ritual continues as Ryan, Kelly, and Patrick try to determine what the middle 80-minutes of Zack Snyder's Justice League actually entails. Everything is so slow and so weightless that every scene feels like a Martian Manhunter trick. (For real, the only meaningful scene where Martha expresses some genuine pathos, and it's not even her? WHAT CRUELTY IS THIS?) Can Zack Snyder dampen Ryan's OTP? Can Flash find love in Toon Town? Is Cyborg a mechanomancer?
SDS Ships the Snyder Cut - Chapter 1: Hotdog Bukkake
At San Diego Comic Con 2018, Ryan, Kelly, and Patrick watched Suicide Squad on three consecutive nights. Thus, an arcane ritual was born: this trio of Shippers would be doomed to recreate this experience every couple years appease the Gods of Apokalips and New Genesis. This year's torment is Zack Snyder's Justice League, which your hosts must discuss for three straight weeks. Will there be ships? Will there be bodies vaporized my Amazonian bracers? Or will it all be slow-mo needle drops and mysterious choirs of Aquaman worshipers?