When is it ever appropriate to offer "a reason these two should not be wed?" Like, never... right? Even in the case of A.I doppelgangers? Then, it's on to Scary Ships to Tell in the Dark. It's the spookiest ships this side of a Halloween episode!

Scary Ships to Tell in the Dark and Robot Cousin

What do you do when you're a spy, but it turns out the guy you're spying on is tricking you? Wait, hold on. You're both liars and... wait... wait... hold on. Then, Returnal is out for Playstation, and just like all video games right now, it's got a built-in narrative reason you just keep dying and living the same stretch of time over and over again. That means it's time to discuss our favorite Loop Ships! That means it's time to discuss our favorite Loop Ships! That means it's time to discuss our favorite Loop Ships! Looper! Hades! Fear! Palm Springs!

Loop Ships and The Spy Who Tricked Me

The ritual concludes in the only way it could: with an argument about what a reach-around actually is. The world is spared for another few years. But the threat will re-emerge someday. And Same Day Shipping will be there to defend the Earth. Together.

SDS Ships the Snyder Cut - Chapter 3: I Think It Could've Used Some Editing

The ritual continues as Ryan, Kelly, and Patrick try to determine what the middle 80-minutes of Zack Snyder's Justice League actually entails. Everything is so slow and so weightless that every scene feels like a Martian Manhunter trick. (For real, the only meaningful scene where Martha expresses some genuine pathos, and it's not even her? WHAT CRUELTY IS THIS?) Can Zack Snyder dampen Ryan's OTP? Can Flash find love in Toon Town? Is Cyborg a mechanomancer?

SDS Ships the Snyder Cut - Chapter 2: Coinstar

At San Diego Comic Con 2018, Ryan, Kelly, and Patrick watched Suicide Squad on three consecutive nights. Thus, an arcane ritual was born: this trio of Shippers would be doomed to recreate this experience every couple years appease the Gods of Apokalips and New Genesis. This year's torment is Zack Snyder's Justice League, which your hosts must discuss for three straight weeks. Will there be ships? Will there be bodies vaporized my Amazonian bracers? Or will it all be slow-mo needle drops and mysterious choirs of Aquaman worshipers?

SDS Ships the Snyder Cut - Chapter 1: Hotdog Bukkake

What do you do when you are witness to the worst-imaginable "meet the parents" scenario? You look around to see if you're being filmed for a prank show because it's April Fools Day, and up to 25% of your Shipple Dips are actually into that kind of thing. Which means it's time to discuss our favorite Prank Ships! Fear Factor! Community! Looney Tunes! Sonic the Hedgehog! April Fools!

Prank Ships and Manic Pixie Dream Gardens

What do you do when you realize the priest at your church isn't being faithful to you? I mean, he's already cheating on God, what did you expect, girl? Then: it's Godzilla vs. Kong Day at Same Day Shipping, which means we're talking about monkeys and monsters everything in between. King Kong! 50 First Dates! Misery! Attack on Titan! Kiki's Delivery Service! Donkey Kong! Iron Man!

Godzilla vs. Kong Ships and Manicotti Lovers

What do you do when you're confronted with a wild-eyed man with an insatiable appetite for adventure and the Declaration of Indepence in his hands? You lock that shit down, baaaaaabbbbbbyyyy! Then, against all odds, the Snyder Cut of Justice League is real, and it's here! The Shippers get into the spirit by slowing it way down for their favorite (and least favorite) Slo-Mo Ships. Dredd! Enter the Void! North &amp; South!

Slo-Mo Ships and He's a National Treasure

Colin melts down during a hot take about Harper's Island. Then, look, it's a weird week and nothing new is coming out, pop-culture-wise, so it's time to revisit some Slept-on Ships! War Games! Star Wars: The High Republic! The Girl Who Lives Down the Lane! Doom Patrol! Guardians of the Galaxy!

Slept On Ships and Something About Harper's Island

What do you do when you find out the innocuous but way-too-old-for-you dude that flirts with you has a 6 year old daughter with cancer? I mean, you volunteer to marry him and be a mother to this child, obviously, even though you're only in high school and WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!? Then, it's the end of WandaVision, so the shippers are looking back on their favorite Sitcom Ships. Kim's Convenience! Growing Pains! Mary Tyler Moore!

Sitcom Ships and Do It For The Kid

There’s no relation they can’t ship

Prepare to explore the deepest, sexiest regions of fandom with the pop culture obsessives of SAME DAY SHIPPING! Kelly Nugent, Patrick Ehlers, Colin J. Morris, and Ryan Mogge get alarmingly personal whether debating intergalactic trysts or calling out problematic Disney Princess relationships. Movies, TV shows, comic books, video games – nothing’s off limits…not even real life!

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