What do you do when your friends don't text you back? Nah nah nah: what do you do when you friend CALLS YOU OUT for not texting back on yer dang podcast? This drama plays out in real time and the ultimate relationship fans may have to mend their own (relationships, that is). If the Shippers can patch things up before the episode is also, they also planned to discuss "Quiet Ships." It's wild to think that A Quiet Place 2 would have been out by now, right?

Quiet Ships and the Joey Betrayal

What do you do when you know, FOR SURE, that you've seen a ghost, but your husband is totally razzing you for it at a dinner party? You assume that your husband is a killer, collet the baby, and get the hell out of the house. Then, Black Panther Wakanda Forever is out in theatres, so we're talking Forever Ships! 30 Rock! Star Trek: The Next Generation! The Sandlot! Devil in Ohio! The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power!

Forever Ships and the Worst Dinner Party Ever

Special guest hot take from none other than TAYLOR GD SWIFT. That's right, she's sending coded messages to the Shipple Dips, and it is their duty to figure out what exactly is going on in those 15 seconds between ridicule and applause. Then, Daniel Radcliffe is Weird Al in Weird, so it's time to discuss the weirdest possible ships in this weird episode about Weird Ships! Willy Wonka! Captain Phillips! Dog! The Kraken's Sacrifice! Mission Hill! House of the Dragon!

Weird Ships and What is Wrong with Your Friends

What do you do when your meticulous log of every hook-up in the school GETS OUT? And then you get punched?!?!? FOR WHAT REASON?! Then, it's still October, which means it's Mocktober Fest! The Office! Fear Street 1666! New Girl! Mystery Science Theatre 3000!

Mocktoberfest and the Hookup Map

What do you do when your cool witchy friend chooses her boyfriend over you? Anti-love spell? Then, it's October, so it is naturally time for Croctober Fest (and this has nothing to do with Lyle Lyle Crocodile, in theatres now).

Croctoberfest and Too Attached at the Hip

What do you do when your rich, hot, strangely European, host starts making the moves on you? What if he's a dracula? You just do Dracula, right? Then, Don't Worry Darling has had one nightmare of a publicity tour, so it's time to discuss Behind The Scenes Ships! Only Murders In Building! Get Over It! Slings and Arrows! 30 Rock! SNL!

Behind the Scenes Ships and Cartoonishly Handsome Surprise Husband

dun dun dadda dun dundadda dun dundadda dun dundadda DEEEEE DUUUUH dadda dee duh, dah-dee-DUUH It's a Game of Thrones x SDS All Stars Shipathon!

Game of Thrones X SDS Allstars Shipathon

What if your S.O. humiliates himself with his inability to eat pancakes at volume? Probably cheating on you, right? Then, Barbarian is is in theatres, so we're talking our favorite AirBnB ships!

AirBnB Ships and Eight Pancake Bitch

What do you do when your SO proposes to you... and THEN announces that they're dying? Do you kick 'em to the curb or just get married in the pocket dimension? Then, Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power is out on Amazon, so you know it's time to talk Elf Ships. How many "The Santa Clause" scenarios do the Shippers have worked out for you? At least two. How many gross House Elf scenarios? At least one. How many additional Final Fantasy VI references? Oh, they'll never run out.

Elf Ships and Radiation Surprise

What do you do when this famous dude wants to live in your house for a week pretend to be a family and will totally pay you for it? You get paid. It's not always that simple, but this time it is. Then, there's a collection of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle games coming out, so the Shippers are talking Cowabunga Ships! Look, the theme is pretty loose on this one. Go, ninja, go!

Cowabunga Ships and See if He Can Make it Ten

There’s no relation they can’t ship

Prepare to explore the deepest, sexiest regions of fandom with the pop culture obsessives of SAME DAY SHIPPING! Kelly Nugent, Patrick Ehlers, Colin J. Morris, and Ryan Mogge get alarmingly personal whether debating intergalactic trysts or calling out problematic Disney Princess relationships. Movies, TV shows, comic books, video games – nothing’s off limits…not even real life!

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