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Gator Ships and Alien Surprise
What do you do when your S.O. decides you're not even worth breaking up because she's AN ALIEN AND IS GOING BACK TO HER HOME PLANET? Do you get in a fight or do you just try to sneak on her alien space ship and escape before the planet explodes. The planet is going to explode, right!?!?!? Plus, Crawl is out, which mean we are talking either alligator ships or crocodile ships or who cares what the difference is. Link's Awakening! Scott Pilgrim! Anaconda! Lake Placid! Suicide Squad! Peter Pan! Moby Dick! This one gets interrupted by an earthquake, so the Shippers are momentarily derailed by survival-talk.