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Friday, April 22, 2022

Crew Ships and Perfect Ancient Personality

Your SO had a second personality this whole time and that personality to perfect for you. Like, you love that damn alternate personality so much, but he's been keeping it from you? Good think he's a babe either way. Then, there's a movie about a wolf, a shark, a spider, a snake called The Bad Guys, so the shippers talk about how in appropriate it is to market a children's movie with that Billie Eilish song, and their favorite Crew Ships. Our Flag Means Death! Star Wars! The Abyss! The Meg! Firefly! Community!

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Friday, April 21, 2023

Violin Ships and the Height of Betrayal

What do you do when you're in an intense climbing situation with another person and it turns out they were totally boning your ex? You swallow your pride and SURVIVE. Then, Chavalier is in theatres which means the Dips are shipping Violin Ships! Who will wind up with Dr. Michael Morbius this week?

Friday, April 7, 2023

Suck Ships and They're Saying it's Not a Real Show

What do you do when Colin forces you to consider a hypothetical situation from the perspective of a Tim Robinson character? Then, Chupa is out on Netflix, which I guess means it's time for Suck Ships? Ships that suck! Movies that suck! Episodes of good TV shows that suck! And, inevitably, a living vampire man who sucks... blood, that is!

Friday, March 31, 2023

Thief Ships and Living a Yassified Life

When you see a picture of yourself, but it's been yassified, does that feel... aspirational to you? Or critical? Or just nutso? Then, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves is out in theatres, which means we are talking about Thief Ships!