Same Day Shipping: Real Love & Fake Relationships

What do you do when the cynical reporter you're dating publishes the pictures he took of you in the paper of record? Then, Colin didn't want to talk about "Bond Ships" like Ryan suggested, so instead we're talking "Ewww Booo Ships!" Is that a critique of the Bond topic or just an excuse to talk about gross ghosts? Casper! Ghostbusters! Loki! Beetlejuice! Neon Gods!

Some of these hypothetical scenarios involve coming out of a coma and having amnesia... and your dad being a dead villain... and your best friend being Spider-Man. Truly, what do you do? Then, it's the official start of the spooky season, which means it's time for Cursed Ships. No one does 'cursed' like the SDS crew. Pinewood Island! What We Do In the Shadows (x2)! Beauty and The Beast!

What do you do when you and your SO are both boinking leader of your quasi-cult / wellness MLM? Do you let the good times roll or do you GTFO? And then, look, no one likes to pile on, but that dude d e f i n i t e l y looks too old to play Evan Hansen now, so we're doing Miscast ships! Sometimes it's dudes in casts, sometimes it's about fishing, and sometimes it's literal. Parks and Recreation! Batman Forever! Sense and Sensibility! Alone!