Same Day Shipping: Real Love & Fake Relationships

We just can't get away from Balloon Adventure movie, can we? Then, Star Wars Episode I Racer was SUPPOSED to come out this week, so we're talking Episode One Ships. Does that mean Star Wars? Occasionally, sure! Also means we're talking Murder She Wrote and trying desperately to remember The Nanny.

What do you do when you show up on an island and then... something... happens? [Hey, it's me: Patrick. I write the episode descriptions. How's it going? This is week's Hot Take (which is what we call out cold opens - it's cute, right?) is about Too Hot To Handle. As is the case with all the Netflix reality shows, Kelly, Ryan, and Colin all watched it and love it and have funny things to say about it, but I didn't. I think this one is about it costing everyone money any time you hook up?] Then, it's the conclusion of the Disney Ships Trilogy! The Shippers turn their eye to the forbidden corner of the Disney Universe: The Unshippables! Little Mermaid! Tarzan! Black Cauldron! And, thanks to a list of the "Ugliest Disney Characters," a surprising amount of talk about Frozen.

What do you do when your SO keeps track of your relationship with an elaborate spreadsheet? Is that creepier than journaling and WHY IS THAT SO MUCH CREEPIER THAN JOURNALING. Plus, at the time of recording, it's April 26, which makes it Alien Day! The shippers have the hottest alien ships to discuss! E.T., Lilo and Stitch, Mass Effect!