Same Day Shipping: Real Love & Fake Relationships

What do you do when your SO's aversion to pornography is due to the fact that their parents are porn stars? Then, DC has released a Batman - Death in the Family animated movie, which means the Shippers are discussing ships that would be perfect if only one meddling character would be taken out (i.e., murdered) first. It's Take 'Em Out Ships!

What do you do when there's drama around not inviting the one terrible person in your friend group to your wedding? Relatedly, Kelly and Ryan have been watching Selling Sunset. Then: the Shipple Dips fight the War on Grandpa - it's time for Grandpa Ships.

What if your life changed for the better, but your SO wanted it to change back? (There's a twist here...) Then, Star Wars Squadrons is out, so we're talking Pilot Ships. Does that mean ships from pilot episodes? Characters that pilot things falling in love? Oh: it's at least these two things and maybe some more.