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Fifty Shades and Missile Ships
The shippers may not know the difference between word play and a pun, but they do know this: don’t buy your SO a surprise house. It ain’t sexy - not even in a dom-Colin kind of way. Then it’s on to Missile / Rocket ships! What’s that mean? Sex in bunkers under false pretenses! Personal responsibility and free will in omniscient relationships! Harboring exactly seven years of resentment! And of course: Top Gun.