Same Day Shipping: Real Love & Fake Relationships
Cruise Ships Part Twos and It Wasn't An Affair For Youse
What do you do when you are outed as a cheater? Uh huh, uh huh, and what if you're outed as a cheater during the wake of the person you cheated with's spouse? You get those tasty little hand sammiches, and you get the S out. Then, there's a Jungle Cruise movie, which means the Shippers return to a long-forgotten topic: Cruise Ships! Overboard! Jaws! Futurama! Ghost Ship! Peter Pan!
Snake Ships and Something Called Shazam Surprise
Everyone likes a sexy surprise, right? Even when that surprise ma-a-a-ay electrocute you? Then, there's some kind of GI Joe movie out, so we're doing Snake Ships. We got all the snakes - Pliskin, Solid, Jafar the... all of 'em!
Ship Jam and The Alien Agenda
Okay, totally normal: your SO is an alien sent to kill everyone. Are you chill about it? Or are you gonna join team ET? Then, it's time for the return of Space Jam, which means your shippers have some Space Jam Ships to share.
Maybe This Is the Long Delayed Ships We're Finally Getting and It Is My Favorite and You Need to Like It
What do you do when Colin is your friend (or your SO) and you really really like him, but, like, my God, it's impossible to get anywhere in Taboo. Have you ever tried? It's the slow burn's slow burn. What are we talking about? Doesn't matter. Then, Black Widow is out after being delayed like 900 times. So the topic is Ships That We Were Denied For A Very Long Time, But Are Finally Getting. Or something like that.
Tomorrow Ships and Dance With Me Please
Who's allowed to be mad when you and your SO both mutually blow each other off at the club? Ah, what the hell, let's all be mad. Then, the Tomorrow War is out, so it's time to... travel to the future to fight aliens? Or, maybe we're just ships some Tomorrow Ships!
Golf Ships and Surprise! She's Alive!
What do you do when your girlfriend disappears but then there's like a new girl who's basically making herself out to be your old girlfriend? You just date that new girl, right? Or shit, is she going to steal your identity too? Then, Mario Golf: Super Rush is out today, which means the shippers are talking Golf Ships. Caddyshack! Two different ships from the Simpsons?!!??! Whaaaaa?
Sea Monster Ships and Moughing
What do you do when your date starts coughing moths? And the moths are killing each other? And maybe there's a witch involved? Then, Luca is out on Disney +, so that means it's time for Sea Monster Ships! They're wet, they're slimy, and they got big ol' mouths! Godzilla! The Meg! Pirates of the Caribbean! Harry Potter! The Little Mermaid! Sleeping Beauty! The Shape of Water!
Trickster Ships and 4loko Coko
What do you do when you go out on a date and the dude drinks four cokes. FOUR. Like, what's his deal? Hold on, am I the asshole? Then, Marvel's got a new series all about Loki, so that means it's time for Trickster Shipsters! The Bird Cage! Catch Me If You Can! I Heart Huckabees! Better Call Saul! Hunger Games!