Same Day Shipping: Real Love & Fake Relationships
Sitcom Ships and Do It For The Kid
What do you do when you find out the innocuous but way-too-old-for-you dude that flirts with you has a 6 year old daughter with cancer? I mean, you volunteer to marry him and be a mother to this child, obviously, even though you're only in high school and WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!? Then, it's the end of WandaVision, so the shippers are looking back on their favorite Sitcom Ships. Kim's Convenience! Growing Pains! Mary Tyler Moore!
Dig Ships and Rumour Season
"Okay, it's Regency times..." and just like that, the shippers are doing hypotheticals from Bridgerton. Then, there's some kind of World War II, Ralph Fiennes / Carey Mulligan archeology movie on Netflix, so the crew is discussing Dig Ships. Jurassic Park! Star Wars! Final Fantasy! (Things we talk about all the time on this show!) And a fun deep dive into who is hot (everyone) in Paradise Killer.
Taskmaster Ships and Parental Surprise
Oh boy. As far as hypotheticals go... I'm not even sure how to describe this one... What do you do when your SO has a Real Person Fic incest kink, but expresses it in a (mostly) non-sexual way? Naturally: you ask more questions. Way more questions. Then, Mogge and Kelly have been watching British panel show Taskmaster, so what the hell? It's time to talk Taskmaster ships!
What do you do when the rest of your friends have seen Wonder Woman 1984, and they're going to make you play a cruel game where they all lie to you about it? You strap in, call the bullshit, make some fun guesses, and enjoy the ride. Patrick, Ryan and Colin have all seen WW84, and Kelly's got to try to determine ridiculous fact from ridiculous fiction as they recap to the best of their abilities.
Nintendo Cartridge Society - Mortal Kombat (1995)
No new episode this week, so here's a recent episode of Nintendo Cartridge Society about the 1995 film Mortal Kombat. Featuring Patrick Ehlers, Mark Mitchell, and Colin J. Morris. New episodes of NCS come out every Tuesday and Thursday, and we'll be back with a new Same Day Shipping next week!
Ships of the Year and We've Got a Big Problem
Okay, but when you really think about it, would it really be so different to be dating the kid from Big? That's how all people are, right? Then, it's the end of the goddamn year, so it's time to discuss the Ships that sailed in 2020. It means we're talking about The Circle again (check your calendar, that was THIS YEAR), and finally going full spoilers ("Spoil me rotten." -Ryan Mogge) on The Last of Us Part II. Happy New Year and may your ships never be more problematic than you're prepared to handle!
80s Ships and Protocol Kisses
You've heard of "shoot the hostage", but what do you do if your partner institutes a "kiss the hostage policy?" Worse yet, what happens if they kiss you and it's like the best damn thing you ever experienced? YOU CAN CHANGE THEM RIGHT?!?! Then, it's Christmas Day, which means Wonder Woman 1984 is on your TV, and the Shippers are talking 80s ships! Die Hard! Valley Girl! Return to Oz! Commercials! Radical!
Quiz Ships and There's Something Wrong at the Nutrition Class
What do you do when your SO is like "babe, I'm going to make you this great meal I learned about in nutrition class" and then proceeds to rinse partially cooked beef IN THE SINK? You check out that nutrition class for some kind of body-snatch-situation, right? Then, there's a bunch of new Jeopardy collections up on Netflix, and Alex Trebek's final episodes are airing, so it's time to talk Quiz Ships. From songs to Degrassi to Jack Box Party Packs, there are too many trivia-obsessed weirdos to ship!
Fincher Ships and Clayface Face
What do you do when the person you want to be with makes fun of your Christmas sweater? Oh, and also you have a Clayface face? Do we understand what's going on here? Nah. Then, Mank is out there, so let's talk about our favorite ships from David Fincher movies (and music videos). This one gets dark.