I hate the Oscars.

Graeme and Carter discuss Branscombe Richmond and everything he means to the world. Also, Graeme has now watched Hard to Kill (1990) and emerged largely unharmed. The same cannot exactly be said for Carter's maiden viewing of "Cyborg" (1989). Does he like this world? Only one way to find out.

Hard to Kill (1990) / Cyborg (1989)

This is for you, Shidoshi.

Graeme and Carter wrestle with "Bloodsport" (1988) and "Above the Law" (1988) and how to make a podcast and their places in the world.

Bloodsport (1988) / Above the Law (1988)

Two middle aged idiots argue about movies. It's funny. You like it. You listen.

Inside of you there are two wolves. One is a gangly armed egomaniac who snaps forearms like celery stalks. The other has buns of steel and a propensity for overusing the same spinning back kick (and is also an egomaniac).Join Graeme and Carter, two otherwise unremarkable white men who also happen to be the only people on Earth brave enough to judge the most middle-of-the-road action stars of the late 1980s and 1990s: Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal.Building a canonical ranking of combined filmographies that will stand for all time, our hosts will pit each actor's films against each other in head to head matchups until they've rated every single film–or until they can't stand watching them anymore!Episodes release every other Saturday.

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The Two Wolves Podcast

Hard to Kill (1990) / Cyborg (1989)

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