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Episode 37.5 - Pig Nipples

Season 1, Ep. 37.5

A boy with pig-pink nipples stood in the rain,

Laughing as puddles tried on his name.

He said the wind kept secrets in jars,

And fed the clouds leftover stars.

No one quite knew what story was true,

But the moon nodded slowly like it somehow knew.

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