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STEEL MAGNOLIAS with Bryan Safi!
It's the funniest movie ever to make you cry. And if you're lucky, it'll make you gay too!
Deck yourself in Blush and Bashful because we're taking a deep dive into the films of Dolly Parton! And we're starting with the classic STEEL MAGNOLIAS, because we were brought up right. Our guest is too twisted for color TV, it's actor/comedian Bryan Safi! (911, podcasts: "Attitudes" & "Ask Rona")
Follow Bryan on Twitter & Instagram: @bryansafi
Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens
Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie
Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com
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Music by Danny Cohen
Artwork by Conrad Shin
Technical Support by Mike Rennie
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269. ZERO PATIENCE with Jeffrey Allen Hayes!
01:16:18||Ep. 269This movie has singing buttholes. If that doesn't sell you, there's nothing else we can do. We've been doing this podcast for four years and we're celebrating by having four guests come on and talk about movies with us! We couldn't have asked for a stronger start, because we're talking ZERO PATIENCE with professional game master JEFFREY ALLEN HAYES!!!Here are the things Jeffrey referenced during the plugs section:Playdurizm - https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/playdurizmDisorienting Dick - https://watch.plex.tv/movie/disorienting-dickSarazanmai - https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G6G5JZ1D6/sarazanmaiSins of the Black Flamingo - https://imagecomics.com/comics/releases/sins-of-the-black-flamingo-tp-mrBit - https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/bitQuerelle - https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/querelleAnyone who wants to support LGBTQ seniors in the San Francisco bay area can make a donation to Openhouse: https://www.openhousesf.org/donateIf anyone really wants to, they can follow Jeffrey on Letterboxd: JeffrawrFollow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueensFollow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennieEmail us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.comWE'VE GOT MERCH! CAN YOU IMAGINE?Click on this link!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/two-old-queens?ref_id=12950Or go to TeePublic.com and search for Two Old Queens!To submit a category for the wheel, go to:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScmNEcC7zatOf2EHAEf_SRPRN5m3MI5MmU9VDgLUSMeSfdwlA/viewformPick up a copy of John's book: Baked! Sex, Drugs, and Alternative Comedy:https://amzn.to/3tUbvOMFor autographed copies:https://www.johnflynncomedian.com/bakedMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Conrad Shin
266. ZOOTOPIA with Tony Rodriguez & Joyce Kerkhoff!
01:21:19||Ep. 266"Welcome to the urban jungle."Our salute to Mother's Day continues! This week's guests won't give up and they won't give in! We're talking ZOOTOPIA with Joyce Kerkhoff (retired NICU nurse / live in nanny) and her boy Tony Rodriguez! (Simpsons, Late Late Show)Follow Tony on Twitter and Instagram: @thetonyrodrigFollow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueensFollow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennieEmail us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.comWE'VE GOT MERCH! CAN YOU IMAGINE?Click on this link!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/two-old-queens?ref_id=12950Or go to TeePublic.com and search for Two Old Queens!To submit a category for the wheel, go to:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScmNEcC7zatOf2EHAEf_SRPRN5m3MI5MmU9VDgLUSMeSfdwlA/viewformPick up a copy of John's book: Baked! Sex, Drugs, and Alternative Comedy:https://amzn.to/3tUbvOMFor autographed copies:https://www.johnflynncomedian.com/bakedMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Conrad Shin
264. IN & OUT with Marilou Rennie!
01:14:15||Ep. 264"An out-and-out comedy!" See what they did there?We're launching our series on episode of movies picked by Moms! Helping us come out of the closet is Mark's Mom, Marilou Rennie! (Mark's mom, author: "From the Heart") And she chose the 90's under appreciated classic, IN & OUT!!!Check out her poetry (updated weekly!) at:HospiceFromTheHeart.blogspot.comYou can order "From the Heart" at:https://www.amazon.com/Heart-Marilou-Rennie-LCSW/dp/1425787029/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=From+the+Heart+rennie&qid=1621299576&sr=8-2Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueensFollow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennieEmail us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.comWe've got a Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/TwoOldQueensWE'VE GOT MERCH! CAN YOU IMAGINE?Click on this link!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/two-old-queens?ref_id=12950Or go to TeePublic.com and search for Two Old Queens!Music by Danny CohenArtwork by Conrad ShinTechnical Support by Mike Rennie
262. Catchin' Up: April '23!
01:18:29||Ep. 262John and Mark are talking about what they've been watching, answering some e-mails, and just catchin' up!***EPISODE WARNING: Mark's volume is down for the first 9-ish minutes. But don't worry, you can hear him without any problems after that! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueensFollow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennieEmail us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.comWE'VE GOT MERCH! CAN YOU IMAGINE?Click on this link!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/two-old-queens?ref_id=12950Or go to TeePublic.com and search for Two Old Queens!To submit a category for the wheel, go to:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScmNEcC7zatOf2EHAEf_SRPRN5m3MI5MmU9VDgLUSMeSfdwlA/viewformPick up a copy of John's book: Baked! Sex, Drugs, and Alternative Comedy:https://amzn.to/3tUbvOMFor autographed copies:https://www.johnflynncomedian.com/bakedMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Conrad Shin
261. ROCK STAR with Geoff Garlock!
01:29:55||Ep. 261"Every guy wants to be you. Every girl wants to be with you."Can we flip that?Guys, feather out your hair and put on your leather pants because we're talking ROCK STAR! Joining us is podcaster and rock star Geoff Garlock!!! (Podcast: The Cannon Canon, 108.9 The Hawk, Bands: Orchid, Low Estate, Panthers)Follow Geoff on Twitter:@GGARLOCKFollow Geoff on Instagram:@geoffgarlockVisit Kyle's website: https://www.tylekurner.comFollow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueensFollow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennieEmail us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.comWE'VE GOT MERCH! CAN YOU IMAGINE?Click on this link!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/two-old-queens?ref_id=12950Or go to TeePublic.com and search for Two Old Queens!To submit a category for the wheel, go to:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScmNEcC7zatOf2EHAEf_SRPRN5m3MI5MmU9VDgLUSMeSfdwlA/viewformPick up a copy of John's book: Baked! Sex, Drugs, and Alternative Comedy:https://amzn.to/3tUbvOMFor autographed copies:https://www.johnflynncomedian.com/bakedMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Conrad Shin
259. BOUND with Kyle Turner!
01:17:28||Ep. 259Violet and Corky are making laundry day a very big deal.Time to polish your leather because we're finally talking about BOUND! Joining us is writer and editor Kyle Turner! (NY Times, Slate, NPR, GQ, W Mag, Podcast: Lasagna Time / book: The Queer Film Guide)Follow Kyle on Twitter & Instagram:@TyleKurnerVisit Kyle's website: https://www.tylekurner.comFollow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueensFollow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennieEmail us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.comWE'VE GOT MERCH! CAN YOU IMAGINE?Click on this link!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/two-old-queens?ref_id=12950Or go to TeePublic.com and search for Two Old Queens!To submit a category for the wheel, go to:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScmNEcC7zatOf2EHAEf_SRPRN5m3MI5MmU9VDgLUSMeSfdwlA/viewformPick up a copy of John's book: Baked! Sex, Drugs, and Alternative Comedy:https://amzn.to/3tUbvOMFor autographed copies:https://www.johnflynncomedian.com/bakedMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Conrad Shin
256. CABARET with Jon Reilly!
01:24:07||Ep. 256Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!Put down the knitting, the book and the broomIt's time to talk about CABARET! We tried to get Elsie, but she died (stop snickering) so we got the next best thing, Jon Reilly! (podcast: Life's But a Song)Follow John on Instagram: @theknitpireCheck out John's podcasts!Life's But A Song: https://linktr.ee/ButasongpodMovie Deja Vu: https://linktr.ee/MoviedejavupodFollow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueensFollow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennieEmail us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.comWE'VE GOT MERCH! CAN YOU IMAGINE?Click on this link!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/two-old-queens?ref_id=12950Or go to TeePublic.com and search for Two Old Queens!To submit a category for the wheel, go to:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScmNEcC7zatOf2EHAEf_SRPRN5m3MI5MmU9VDgLUSMeSfdwlA/viewformPick up a copy of John's book: Baked! Sex, Drugs, and Alternative Comedy:https://amzn.to/3tUbvOMFor autographed copies:https://www.johnflynncomedian.com/bakedMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Conrad Shin
254. REBECCA with Ryan O'Connor!
01:07:34||Ep. 254"A lonely man, a lovely girl... struggling against the secret of Manderley" Yes, that tired old tale! We end our salute to movies that were nominated for (and sometimes WON) Best Supporting Actress. This week we're talking about the Hitchcock classic, REBECCA! And our guest this week is equally classic, it's Ryan O'Connor! (Big Little Lies, Bubkis, podcast: Naughty)Follow Ryan on Instagram: @ryanoconnor1981Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueensFollow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennieEmail us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.comWE'VE GOT MERCH! CAN YOU IMAGINE?Click on this link!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/two-old-queens?ref_id=12950Or go to TeePublic.com and search for Two Old Queens!To submit a category for the wheel, go to:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScmNEcC7zatOf2EHAEf_SRPRN5m3MI5MmU9VDgLUSMeSfdwlA/viewformPick up a copy of John's book: Baked! Sex, Drugs, and Alternative Comedy:https://amzn.to/3tUbvOMFor autographed copies:https://www.johnflynncomedian.com/bakedMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Conrad Shin
257. CATCHIN' UP: March '23!
01:22:19||Ep. 257John and Mark are talking about what they've been watching, answering some e-mails, and just catchin' up!Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueensFollow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennieEmail us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.comWE'VE GOT MERCH! CAN YOU IMAGINE?Click on this link!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/two-old-queens?ref_id=12950Or go to TeePublic.com and search for Two Old Queens!To submit a category for the wheel, go to:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScmNEcC7zatOf2EHAEf_SRPRN5m3MI5MmU9VDgLUSMeSfdwlA/viewformPick up a copy of John's book: Baked! Sex, Drugs, and Alternative Comedy:https://amzn.to/3tUbvOMFor autographed copies:https://www.johnflynncomedian.com/bakedMusic by Danny CohenArtwork by Conrad Shin