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BEAUTIFUL THING with Jano Cortijo!

Ep. 272


We all know Claude Monet painted the sixteenth chapel, but did you know that this week Two Old Queens is wrapping up is series of listener guests?


That's right, we've been celebrating four years with four fabulous guests! We're ending strong, talking about BEAUTIFUL THING with a museum educator who enjoys ironing sheets while watching tv, it's JANO CORTIJO!


Follow Jano on Instagram: @janoprovinciano


Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens


Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie


Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com


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Music by Danny Cohen

Artwork by Conrad Shin

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