108.9 The Hawk with Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock

Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock are giving away a satchel of Crowes, the erectile dysfunction pills from The Black Crowes. To win, caller 24 has to identify whether a Black Crowes song is a cover or an original. The phones work. Almost nothing else does.Also on the broadcast: Vince Neil's five-alarm pizza deal, a marathon of mystery VHS tapes, Steve's Discount Concrete's Bury Your Past Community Day, and a round of What's That Sound? with the only contestant available: Geoff.108.9 The Hawk is Val Verde's second favorite classic rock radio station. New broadcasts every Monday. GET 108.9 THE HAWK AD FREE ON PATREON. Support the station, skip the ads, and get bonus Hawk content at https://www.patreon.com/1089thehawk

The Bob Seger Clown VortexWhisp Turlington has been against the wind since 1975. Unfortunately, that wind has carried him directly into the Bob Seger Clown Vortex.On this broadcast: Bob Seger abandons rock for experimental clown comedy, Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock investigates why his $50 paycheck bounced, Christine McVie operates a private Talbots in her basement, Farmer Dan returns from Sedona, and Whisp becomes trapped inside the number-one-rated Bob Seger Morning Show.PLUS: Good Rock Facts, the Bob Seger System, mouth clowning, a mechanical eagle at Valmart, and the most disturbing performance of “Shakedown” ever attempted.108.9 The Hawk is Val Verde’s second favorite classic rock radio station.Listen to every episode at 1089thehawk.com.Support the station at patreon.com/1089thehawk. 

CLASSIC HAWK: A Moonman From Maine with John HodgmanOriginally released March 11, 2024.The Geoff and Whisp Show salutes the brave men and women who have escaped the Earth.Legendary Val Verde space hero Charley “Clunk” Bottoms, played by John Hodgman, lands inside the Rock & Roll RV to promote his explosive new memoir, Moonman From Maine.Clunk reveals the secrets of space travel, explains his place in Val Verde history and provides evidence that America’s astronaut-selection process may need additional oversight.Also on this broadcast:• Art Spart explains why Creedence Clearwater Revival is responsible for the rain• Shartlesburg elects a new mayor• Whisp previews the new rock coming to 108.9 The Hawk• Val Verde salutes its greatest space heroesKeep The Transmitter PoweredListen to every episode of 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com.Support the station at patreon.com/1089thehawk.Watch full broadcasts and clips at youtube.com/@1089thehawk.

The Willy Crystal Show with Anthony AtamanuikFor the first time ever, 108.9 The Hawk gives its full airtime to its sister station.Anthony Atamanuik (The President Show, 30 Rock, What We Do In The Shadows) returns as conservative radio legend Willy Crystal for a complete broadcast of The Willy Crystal Show on Valley Newsradio 8888. Willy welcomes Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock to discuss multidimensional travel, the Stargate hidden in the Strait of Hormuz, alternate versions of Who’s the Boss?, the cultural importance of Becker, and his illegally manufactured miniature Bill Clinton.Plus: Willy's producer Cranston, armed raccoons, rolling-backpack legislation, Sideways Al Gore, the Night Butcher and a live reading from Little Bill Clinton.Anthony Atamanuik is the co-host of Good Science:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/good-science/id1896816092Listen to every episode at 1089thehawk.com.Support the station at patreon.com/1089thehawk.

CLASSIC HAWK: A Rolling Stone Restaurant with Paul ScheerOriginally released April 7, 2025.The Hard Rock Cafe Val Verde has a new owner, a new concept and almost no legitimate connection to the Rolling Stones.Flip Turley, played by Paul Scheer, visits the Rock & Roll RV to unveil his completely unauthorized Rolling Stones restaurant. Come for the Stones-themed meals. Stay for the specially shaped urinals and Flip’s extremely distant connection to Ronnie Wood.Also on this broadcast:• Geoff and Whisp examine Eric Clapton’s unnecessary remakes• The Popcorn Ghost returns• Flip explains his vision for the future of rock-based dining• A surprise guest enters the Rock & Roll RVGuest starring Paul Scheer from How Did This Get Made?, Dark Web, Unspooled, Black Monday and The League.Sponsored by Jefferson Starchips and Channel 8’s Bloody Well Right!Keep The Transmitter PoweredListen to every episode of 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com.Support the station at patreon.com/1089thehawk.Watch full broadcasts and clips at youtube.com/@1089thehawk.

The Definitive Unflappable List of Pink Floyd RecordsEvery magazine, website or podcast has ranked the Pink Floyd catalog. Every one of those rankings is wrong.Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock separately ranked all 15 Pink Floyd studio albums, then entered a brutal negotiation to create one final, legally binding list. No live albums. Only the studio half of Ummagumma. No appeals.Along the way, Jason defends the Pink Floyd album he bought at a midnight release, Geoff attacks a beloved record almost immediately, Roger Waters climbs directly into his own ass, David Gilmour records from a boat, and the guys confront the horrifying possibility that classic rock radio may have ruined several legitimately great albums.Which record is the definitive Pink Floyd masterpiece? Which one belongs at the bottom? How much can nostalgia distort a man’s judgment? And does matching an album with 2001: A Space Odyssey automatically make it better?The final ranking cannot be disputed. It is definitive. It is unflappable. If you disagree, you are flapping and we've already stated, NO FLAPPING ALLOWED. Val Verde is a no flap zone!Hawk Rock Talk is hosted by Geoff Garlock and Jason Gore.Listen to everything from 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com.Support the station and get bonus shows, episodes a week early, Behind the Commercials, and more at patreon.com/1089thehawk.Subscribe to The Hawk newsletter at 1089thehawk.substack.com.Follow 108.9 The Hawk on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever fine classic rock radio is illegally transmitted.

CLASSIC HAWK: Mayor Lee Roth Indicted with Bobby Moynihan It's Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of the greatest Hawk moments in Val Verde history! Looking for a place to start with 108.9 The Hawk? Start here!Originally released November 4, 2024.Mayor Lee Roth has been indicted, and the one and only Bobby Moynihan has arrived at the Rock & Roll RV. Bobby and the newly indicted mayor went to high school together, setting the stage for an emotional reunion between two men who remember adolescence very differently. Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and Bobby compete to determine who can deliver the greatest Winston Churchill impression in radio history.Also on this broadcast:• Bobby and Whisp trade stories about working at rival New York radio stations• Art Spart reports live from the traffic nightmare surrounding DivorceCon• Eric Clapton begins appearing in commercials for Flappers• Drugmore puts out its Valentine’s Day candy months earlyGuest Starring: Bobby Moynihan (Saturday Night Live, Hoppers, Mr. Mayor, DuckTales, Who Me? and LEGO Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy)Keep The Transmitter PoweredListen to every episode of 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com.Support the station at patreon.com/1089thehawk.Watch full broadcasts and clips at youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Tell your friends!

I’ve Been On Hold Since 2005 with Brian HuskeyPaul Luzak has finally gotten through to 108.9 The Hawk. Unfortunately, he’s been on hold since 2005.Brian Huskey joins Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock as a dedicated radio-contest caller who sacrificed his marriage, his family and 21 years of his life for a chance to win U2 tickets. Now Paul must confront the horrors of 2026, including artificial intelligence, the housing crash, Donald Trump, the death of RadioShack and the terrible truth about Bill Gates.Plus: Def Leppard’s Pour Some Stevia on Me Tour, Donny the Mangler 3, Art Spart breaks down the deadly Run Like Hell 5K, the latest Hawk Rock News and an unexpected family reunion.Brian Huskey is an actor, writer and comedian known for Veep, Childrens Hospital, Community, Parks and Recreation and more. He voices fan favorite Regular-Sized Rudy on Bob’s Burgers and created, wrote and starred in Adult Swim’s Mr. Neighbor’s House. His film credits include Superbad, Step Brothers, Semi-Pro, This Is the End and more.108.9 The Hawk. Val Verde's second favorite classic rock radio station.Help Us Keep The Damn Station RunningEvery episode lives at 1089thehawk.com.Support The Hawk at patreon.com/1089thehawk.Tell your friends. We can’t afford billboards.